Jack Kramer Wood Racket poem ?

[joe sch]

Found this strange poem ? regarding the Jack Kramer Wood Racket.
This the author maybe sorta upset with the current racket selections and some other non-tennis issues

 

[Nuke]

I'm missing something here.

 

[Deuce]

Like all profound poems, it's written in invisible ink.

Decoding goggles, please.

 

[SFrazeur]

Perhaps this is a message from the future?

 

[joe sch]

Sorry, the url must have been wiped, here is the source ...

Jack Kramer Wood Racket

I saw the Dalai Lama at the Hollywood Bowl
Talking to the people with their beepers and their cell phones
Wilt Chamberlain, he’s all gone
Shaquille O’Neal keeps rapping on—

Gimme my goddamn Jack Kramer wood ****ing racket
I can’t keep it on the court no more
Give me my goddamn Jack Kramer wood ****ing racket
Something I can hold on to

Livin day by day livin hand to mouth
Try goin’ north, keep on headin south
Maybe If I had a pension plan, maybe if I had a wife
Maybe if I’d ever had a plan in my life

Give me my goddamn Jack Kramer wood ****ing racket
I can’t keep it on the court no more
Give me my goddamn Jack Kramer wood ****ing racket
Something I can hold on too

This one is too light
This one is too tight
This one I can hardly even feel
I don’t believe it’s real

Well I saw the Dalai Lama at the Hollywood Bowl
Goldie Hawn was there and some people from some soap opera
I wanted to ask him, how do you get along
When the rest of the world ain’t singing your song

Give me my goddamn Jack Kramer wood ****ing racket
I can’t keep it on the lines no more
Give me my goddamn Jack Kramer wood ****ing racket
Something I can hold on ti

 

[Viper]

Who cares? It's all about my kfactor rap

yo yo yo yo
yo yo yo yo

K-factor, whats up with it
every post I see is fluffed with it

We got pros and noobs
rejects and with shoes
all wanting to try out this racket
getin' in the winners bracket
20 orders, what I'll track it

Red, Black and White
Don't matta what level it's tite
for you it'll always be right
and R-fed uses it every night

Curse all orginality
use it entirely
forget Dunlops, and Head
you can sleep with this in bed
don't use Babolat instead
the stiff will make you dead

As I said, It's R-Feds
but the 2.0s play like him
and the tiny headsize don't matta
even though my mom hits with a pizza plata
and beats em like barry with his batta

 

[slice bh compliment]

I normally like poems. Love th'owin' down rhymes.
But this thread right here, it has seen bettah times.

Iambic pentameter, Haiku or free verse,
I'm a fan of the poetry, but this thread has been cursed.

It isn't the best, and it is not the worst,
but let's cut our losses and email it to Fred Durst.

 

[BeckerFan]

I sometimes practice with a Kramer. Lots of fun to swing.

Though I may have to stop after reading that 'poem' ...