ByeByePoly
G.O.A.T.
I have been so inspired by the passion and benefit of mini tennis here at TTW ... I decided to see if I could apply it to other parts of my day, and reap the benefits.
Yesterday:
I'm older ... so there was a early need to take a leak. Instead of peeing standing up, I sat down on the toilet like a girl, and peed a little. Once I had it down, I stood back up and peed from a longer distance.
The Chihuahua also needed to go out and pee ... so I let him out in the backyard to pee. I timed it perfect to where right when he started to hike his leg ... I picked him up. I held him a while ... gave him some "shorter" pets ... and then set him back down. Again .. he hiked his leg ... and I picked him up again. Chihuahua peeved at this point, was not interested in mini-petting ... so I put him down and let him pee.
I was hungry, so made some breakfast. I have a toaster oven for toast ... which I normally run for 4 minutes on Toast @300 degrees. But yesterday ... I broke that up into 4 one minute periods. I had to turn the knob a lot more ... so by the time I was ready to eat my breakfast and use my fork ... my wrist was properly warmed up... and I had the eye-fork coordination to eat my scrambled eggs.
After breakfast, I needed to drive and pick up some new tennis strings. I popped up the garage door and backed up into the driveway. I had the thought ... why just go drive the car when it wasn't warmed up. I backed the car up almost to the street, and then I drove it back to near the garage door. I did this for 5 minutes until the neighbors started staring. I closed the garage door ... car totally warmed up ... and drove out of the neighborhood with the neighbors talking amongst themselves.
I got to my stringer's shop ... and bought 10 packages of VS 16 for @TenFanLA. As some of you know, he has a crack vs habit, and with the current government trends of no government tennis string subsidies, I thought I would pitch in and get him some strings. That cute little pooch avatar got to me ... what can I say. But I thought ... why pay my stringer with one credit card transaction. I told him ... today I really needed him to run those 10 packages of TenFanLA gut through his new credit card machine once per package. Yes ... his glare was uncomfortable, but it proved productive. His little card reader is brand new ... and this worked that little sucker until it was totally warmed up. To be honest... I think it got overheated ... but my stringer also got warmed up for his future credit card transactions.
Got home, and buddy texted to go hit some balls at the park. He loves mini tennis ... so we mini tennised for a pretty long time. He finally said let's warm up serves and play a set, he started to bolt for his baseline. I called him back to the net, and told him that I wanted to warm up serves from the service line. I told him it would be safer for my post TE elbow. I have to say my flat server was more accurate from the service line. Even at 5' 7" I felt like a giant. The slice and kicker were more troublesome ... but once I applied the 45 degree rule ... no problem. Nice controlled serves ... with buddy returning mini returns. Then we switched ... and he served and I mini returned.
Got home, and needed to take a shower. Normally I would have just jumped right into the hot water and taken a long shower. But I have noticed my skin turns a little red ... maybe just pinkish ... so I thought... why not start the shower with colder water. I will admit the first couple of iterations ... where I would step under the shower head, and then back up to shower stall wall were rough. Perhaps I should have started with lukewarm water rather than f***ing cold, but that's ok. Next time will be better ... lesson learned. The really nice thing was by the time I got into the full hot shower cycle... my skin was prepared. Did run into a problem... with this longer shower warm up routine, I had emptied my hot water tank. OK... more notes ... next time quicker iterations ... less time on the wall.
Wife got home, and noticed I had finally taken a shower. One thing led to another ... and I was about to get lucky {big clue this is a fictitious post}. I don't want to share to many personal details, but I took a moderate stance, and wife took a wider stance. Instead of jumping right into the long game {yes, more fiction} ... I just inserted the tip. We did everything the same ... just a very short abbreviated stroke. She still faked climax ... but it was a mini climax.
Perhaps others have examples where they have applied "mini" in their lives (I'm sure full lives ... not mini lives).
Thank you for listening ... and yes, you can go wash your eyes out to try and forget about ByeByePoly mini sex.
@nytennisaddict @TenFanLA @Bender @mntlblok @SinjinCooper @Shroud
Yesterday:
I'm older ... so there was a early need to take a leak. Instead of peeing standing up, I sat down on the toilet like a girl, and peed a little. Once I had it down, I stood back up and peed from a longer distance.
Mini Peeing
The Chihuahua also needed to go out and pee ... so I let him out in the backyard to pee. I timed it perfect to where right when he started to hike his leg ... I picked him up. I held him a while ... gave him some "shorter" pets ... and then set him back down. Again .. he hiked his leg ... and I picked him up again. Chihuahua peeved at this point, was not interested in mini-petting ... so I put him down and let him pee.
Mini Chihuahua Peeing
I was hungry, so made some breakfast. I have a toaster oven for toast ... which I normally run for 4 minutes on Toast @300 degrees. But yesterday ... I broke that up into 4 one minute periods. I had to turn the knob a lot more ... so by the time I was ready to eat my breakfast and use my fork ... my wrist was properly warmed up... and I had the eye-fork coordination to eat my scrambled eggs.
Mini Toasting
After breakfast, I needed to drive and pick up some new tennis strings. I popped up the garage door and backed up into the driveway. I had the thought ... why just go drive the car when it wasn't warmed up. I backed the car up almost to the street, and then I drove it back to near the garage door. I did this for 5 minutes until the neighbors started staring. I closed the garage door ... car totally warmed up ... and drove out of the neighborhood with the neighbors talking amongst themselves.
Mini Driveway
I got to my stringer's shop ... and bought 10 packages of VS 16 for @TenFanLA. As some of you know, he has a crack vs habit, and with the current government trends of no government tennis string subsidies, I thought I would pitch in and get him some strings. That cute little pooch avatar got to me ... what can I say. But I thought ... why pay my stringer with one credit card transaction. I told him ... today I really needed him to run those 10 packages of TenFanLA gut through his new credit card machine once per package. Yes ... his glare was uncomfortable, but it proved productive. His little card reader is brand new ... and this worked that little sucker until it was totally warmed up. To be honest... I think it got overheated ... but my stringer also got warmed up for his future credit card transactions.
Mini Payment
Got home, and buddy texted to go hit some balls at the park. He loves mini tennis ... so we mini tennised for a pretty long time. He finally said let's warm up serves and play a set, he started to bolt for his baseline. I called him back to the net, and told him that I wanted to warm up serves from the service line. I told him it would be safer for my post TE elbow. I have to say my flat server was more accurate from the service line. Even at 5' 7" I felt like a giant. The slice and kicker were more troublesome ... but once I applied the 45 degree rule ... no problem. Nice controlled serves ... with buddy returning mini returns. Then we switched ... and he served and I mini returned.
Mini Serves
Got home, and needed to take a shower. Normally I would have just jumped right into the hot water and taken a long shower. But I have noticed my skin turns a little red ... maybe just pinkish ... so I thought... why not start the shower with colder water. I will admit the first couple of iterations ... where I would step under the shower head, and then back up to shower stall wall were rough. Perhaps I should have started with lukewarm water rather than f***ing cold, but that's ok. Next time will be better ... lesson learned. The really nice thing was by the time I got into the full hot shower cycle... my skin was prepared. Did run into a problem... with this longer shower warm up routine, I had emptied my hot water tank. OK... more notes ... next time quicker iterations ... less time on the wall.
Mini Shower
Wife got home, and noticed I had finally taken a shower. One thing led to another ... and I was about to get lucky {big clue this is a fictitious post}. I don't want to share to many personal details, but I took a moderate stance, and wife took a wider stance. Instead of jumping right into the long game {yes, more fiction} ... I just inserted the tip. We did everything the same ... just a very short abbreviated stroke. She still faked climax ... but it was a mini climax.
Mini Sex
Perhaps others have examples where they have applied "mini" in their lives (I'm sure full lives ... not mini lives).
Thank you for listening ... and yes, you can go wash your eyes out to try and forget about ByeByePoly mini sex.
@nytennisaddict @TenFanLA @Bender @mntlblok @SinjinCooper @Shroud
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