Sudacafan
Bionic Poster
Yes, it seems he kindov regrets his invention, as he doesn’t use his dial-ect anymore.
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Azure
G.O.A.T.
Samoosh is Saboosh who has swallowed a Samosa
Sentinel
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I thought you were too smart to be in ITOmala Sentinel pundekabaal ... Are you someone that knows me personally but pretending to be a stranger? This is getting absurd now
Yes, I graduated with an engineering degree in electronics and communications. It's a long story but to make it short, I was so bad at it, I quickly plunged into the world of IT
Never heard you talking IT. Any weigh, welcome to our gang.
Sudacafan
Bionic Poster
I can certainly accept that explanation.
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Sentinel
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Yuo will recoil that Saboosh once gray chew ated from the University of Western Samosa.
stringertom
Bionic Poster
The moon got sew small that Sabooshs had two my grate to Earth, mutch lyke hymn leafing Chennai four ‘Murica.
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Just won? Eye donut thinque ewe no Sabooshs well enuff iff ewe seigh, “Yes, just won.”
Sudacafan
Bionic Poster
The luckiest boys have early puberties, so they may enjoy their Sattoush discovery with an accompanying enhanced pilosity process.
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Sentinel
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Twenty yugas ago I worked on an app that calculated planetary positions, and we used to confirm it with (i think it was) the Lahiri Ayanamsa. Tonnes of scientific/mathematical calculations to get to the same numbers as they had.
As far as I can guess, if they've been calculating lunar and planetary positions correctly for centuries then they probably knew that the moon orbits the earth and that the earth orbits the Sun long before Europe knew about it. My guess.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
That makes me think of Rahu swallowing the Sun/Moon.
Was Rahu a form of Sherush ? That means that Shreshs has been tributed for over a thousand years in Asia.
Sudacafan
Bionic Poster
Scarabouche shouldn’t be recoiled, it’s too dangerous for the physics phenomena associated with the manoeuvre.
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Sentinel
Bionic Poster
When does Pooberty happen ?
What are the signs of Pooperty ?
Sudacafan
Bionic Poster
Samoush has no signs of poverty.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Not as mutch as a Surprise Urly Mourning Reliece(TM).
Half you enlisted in Jeejo's 3.0 topless clinic inorgaraited by Sir JollyDolly.
Sudacafan
Bionic Poster
Are topless cleanics legal in your districts of influence?
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Around his belly.
It was measured as 11000 yojanas by the ancients, which means shresh was never POOr.
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Maik sure(shs) ewe pleigh head hevvy ewerselph bcoz Hiz ballz are very very hevvy!
Genious at Work
G.O.A.T.
Unfortunately it is Overflow. Always Overflow.
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Breath uv fresh aire? Are ewe high on sumthing? Eye think ewe knead a TSV-approved ga.s.s masque anne eye can hook ewe up whiff JollyDolly’s auld won...hee duz knot use it innymoar.
megamind
Legend
a tru sareshi fanboy appreciate the air qualiteee!!!!! sareshiii make our body stronger to handling vehement airssss! oh praise the grayt sareshi!
Raul_SJ
G.O.A.T.
Eye received this err ore whilst browsing. Watt the hell does it mean?
Should aye file a ticket with Saroosh in Bangalore?
Google is your friend.
"Error 503 first byte timeout. An HTTP error 503 pops up when the server cannot send the resources requested"
Similar to Soureshs AYCE raids.
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Sikh halep now beefour itz two lait!
Genious at Work
G.O.A.T.
It means Safoorish ate ur byte. He always gets the first byte.Eye received this err ore whilst browsing. Watt the hell does it mean?
Should aye file a ticket with Saroosh in Bangalore?
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Anne the last won two!
Raul_SJ
G.O.A.T.
Farting can be embarrassing, but we're humans and humans need to pass gas.
However, there's some good news amidst the stinky clouds: farting is actually good for your relationship.
According to a 2016 survey by Mic (resurfaced by Scary Mommy), being comfortable enough to let loose a stinker is a critical step in making the transition from just liking someone, to being in love with that person.
The website surveyed more than 125 people in their 20s and 30s to find out when most people "break the fart barrier" and found that "most people wait between two and six months into a relationship, which also happens to be prime 'I love you' time."
Results showed that a little more than half of survey respondents (51 per cent) had farted in front of their significant other in six months or less of dating, while 22.4 per cent let one loose after a few weeks and 29 per cent tooted between two to six months.
And 25.2 per cent of respondents claimed they waited between six to 12 months to fart, when they said they felt really comfortable with their partner.
So basically, if you feel comfortable enough to cut the cheese in front of your significant other, it means you're in a really good place in your relationship.
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Sabooshs kneads two ware a raspberry beret two geaux whiff awl the raspberries Hee emitz!
Genious at Work
G.O.A.T.
How much methane punishment can Jolly take before he says enough is enough.Farting can be embarrassing, but we're humans and humans need to pass gas.
However, there's some good news amidst the stinky clouds: farting is actually good for your relationship.
According to a 2016 survey by Mic (resurfaced by Scary Mommy), being comfortable enough to let loose a stinker is a critical step in making the transition from just liking someone, to being in love with that person.
The website surveyed more than 125 people in their 20s and 30s to find out when most people "break the fart barrier" and found that "most people wait between two and six months into a relationship, which also happens to be prime 'I love you' time."
Results showed that a little more than half of survey respondents (51 per cent) had farted in front of their significant other in six months or less of dating, while 22.4 per cent let one loose after a few weeks and 29 per cent tooted between two to six months.
And 25.2 per cent of respondents claimed they waited between six to 12 months to fart, when they said they felt really comfortable with their partner.
So basically, if you feel comfortable enough to cut the cheese in front of your significant other, it means you're in a really good place in your relationship.
Azure
G.O.A.T.
Yes that leads to famines just like Rahu swallowing the sun causes an eclipse.
Azure
G.O.A.T.
Eye dint menshun de syze. Itt waz anne ekwilatryl tryangle wid a syde meshuryng 11000 yojanas.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Our topless cynic does per forum a lot of toplass antiques in my districts of influenza. Contact Jeejo and Lolita farmer details.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Just imagine if saboosh times out on the very first bite.Eye received this err ore whilst browsing. Watt the hell does it mean?
Should aye file a ticket with Saroosh in Bangalore?
I was urlier infoamed that he does not byte, he swallows.
So I cannot understand what is happening at all.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
that's it.
he is praying for you no longer. Or for Tom. Or even for me.
Sad for all three of us.
Sadder and saddest for all twee of us.
Raul_SJ
G.O.A.T.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Just imagine if servers began timing out Sauronesh after the first bite.Google is your friend.
"Error 503 first byte timeout. An HTTP error 503 pops up when the server cannot send the resources requested"
Similar to Soureshs AYCE raids.
Imagine the impacked on the planet, and the "poop every other day" initiative.
And that thing they call globle worming.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Once souresh was having dinner at P Chang's.Let's leave Srshs secks life out of this.
Someone was hiding in the far corner massaging him.
"OMG souresh you are looking so sec see tonight."
"Too bad you are with your secretary"
Souresh was looking hither and thither to see who was sending him massages.
It was a lot funnier than it sounds. Luckily souresh did not catch Dali otherwise things could have gotten heated between them.
Sudacafan
Bionic Poster
Sir JD is in charge of the call centre.Eye received this err ore whilst browsing. Watt the hell does it mean?
Should aye file a ticket with Saroosh in Bangalore?
Please reach out for him to get meaningful ass.istance. If lucky, Lolita wheel take care of your tickitt.
Genious at Work
G.O.A.T.
He is still preying for Sureshs.
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Deleted member 744633
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I thought you were too smart to be in IT
Never heard you talking IT. Any weigh, welcome to our gang.
Herr Sentinel ... thanks for the kind words!
My main interest is in the culture of Hinduism. I worship the Bhagavad Gita and Srimad Bhagavatam.IT is just a means to pay my bills.
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@Sentinel @Sunny Ali @Azure What am I missing here?
According to below, diameter of moon is 11000 * 12.2 = 134200 km = 83875 miles.
The actual number is 2159 miles.
So Vedic Math got it wrong by a factor of 38.8?
Or is it just the case that today nobody in government can do anything without the blessings of Hindu holy men? I know there was a push to mandate Vedic Math to be taught in colleges, but it fizzled out due to opposition from academics.
Vedic math helped moon mission
It has now emerged that before the launch of Chandrayaan-2, scientists from ISRO sought the advice of Puri Shankaracharya Nischalananda Saraswati for his expertise in Vedic mathwww.dnaindia.com
Vedic math helped moon mission
Even as India revels in the giant strides its scientists made with the success of its second mission to the moon, it has not forgotten its Vedic roots. It has now emerged that before the launch of Chandrayaan-2, scientists from ISRO sought the advice of Puri Shankaracharya Nischalananda Saraswati for his expertise in Vedic math. As the 145th Shankaracharya, he is also a reputed Vedic mathematician.
"There is a link between Earth, water and moon as explained in the Vayu Puran. We can also find mention of the distance between Earth and Moon in Vishnu Puran and Bhagvad Gita. As per the Bhishma Parva or the Book of Bhishma, the sixth books in the epic Mahabharata, the diameter of the Moon is 11,000 yojana (1 yojana = approx 12.2 km), and its circumference is 33,000 yojana. These were some of the Vedic calculations that the scientists hoped to incorporate into the lunar mission," said the Shankaracharya.
Suresh ...you must understand most humans are imperfect. Just as the big bang and the Darwin's theory of evolution are laughably wrong, there are things with Vedic math that are amusing to say the least, such as the one you posted above.
However if you were to take the essence of science or Vedic philosophy, there is much to be gained. As we continue our journey of Awakening, we ultimately come to the teachings of Saragrahi – the path of seeking the essence of Truth.
Sudacafan
Bionic Poster
My main interest is the Drop Volley(TM), the reason why I came here in the first place.Herr Sentinel ... thanks for the kind words!
IT is just a means to pay my bills.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
That is hard to believe judging by the language you have been using here. If you do read the Bhagavad Gita or any other sacred text, you should never mouth or even think the kind of words you have been using here.Herr Sentinel ... thanks for the kind words!
IT is just a means to pay my bills.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Yu have clearly never even sniffed the Drop Volley(TM) let alone seen it.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Please don't use the word "gain" wrt our beloved Shouresh.
He has much to be reduced.
We don't want hymn to geighn wait.
I have "studied" Vedic Math is a temple summer camp here. Mostly it is:
Approximations for stuff like areas for which the correct answer has been known for several centuries.
Special case lists for simplifying operations on long numbers which work only for those special cases and are useless otherwise.
Deliberate attribution of meaning to Sanskrit verses to reverse engineer them to claim they say something profound.
It was a great achievement for a society a few thousand years ago, but for government-funded scientists to consult with a guy who has been an outspoken Hindu fundamentalist is bad in itself, but then their scientific duty requires that they publicly correct him now, since the numbers are so wrong. But they will lose their jobs so they won't.
This is almost like the Creation museums here which show humans and dinosaurs playing together. Christians have no choice, since their religion relies on a book being totally true. Anything false means the religion collapses. But Hinduism and Buddhism are not like that and there is no need to make them like that.
The main problem is that they seem not to have pointed out the problem.
The moon was much bigger in the sky at one time - but that was long before humans arrived. It has moved back a lot by the time they did.
Azure
G.O.A.T.
Agree.
This I do not know, may be your personal experience. I learnt it from my school math teacher who was not hindu (I studied in a Catholic school) and no sanskrit was quoted. It was merely some technique for multiplication, addition etc. Of course I stated in my original reply that it gets tedious with longer calculations.
By the way, your news source does not seem credible. I did not see one credible news site reporting this. DNA is a tabloid newspaper. I guess some trolls doing this.
http://www.hoaxorfact.com/science/puri-seer-vedic-mathematics-chandrayaan-2.html
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