Official Sureshs tribute thread

[Turbo-87]

As far as I know, The Sureshs uses a custom mold painted to look like an everyman racquet. Fittingly, it has spaghetti strings.

 

[SoBad]

As far as I know, The Sureshs uses a custom mold painted to look like an everyman racquet. Fittingly, it has spaghetti strings.

Thanks for the info. Can you please respond to @Crocodile directly?

http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/index.php?threads/please-help.654182/post-13777551

 

[Genious at Work]

As far as I know, The Sureshs uses a custom mold painted to look like an everyman racquet. Fittingly, it has spaghetti strings.

Yeah. They also usually hit with Wilson meatballs, but they had run out of meatballs so Sureshs wasn't too motivated and reverted to his Energy Star(TM) Three Bounce mode.

 

[JoelDali]

Just curious.
How many concealed carry Drop Volleys do you take with you at the end of your shifts at the STC?
Are there any restrictions in the different geographies?

Your unwillingness to spray some balls with Sasoosh and join the STC is pure deflection in reaching your highest 3.5 levels with Jeejo’s technical instruction.

Sad.

 

[Sudacafan]

Your unwillingness to spray some balls with Sasoosh and join the STC is pure deflection in reaching your highest 3.5 levels with Jeejo’s technical instruction.

Sad.

Thanks for your exclusive and customer-oriented response.
I may bear it in mind for the upcoming Winter Nationals Challenge.

 

[JoelDali]

Thanks for your exclusive and customer-oriented response.
I may bear it in mind for the upcoming Winter Nationals Challenge.

Please advice and revert your user name and password so we can provide secure messaging channels.

 

[Sentinel]

The two are clearly jalooos. Look at their expressions.

haha !! I almost read "jalebis" first.

 

[Tennease]

Please advice and revert your user name and password so we can provide secure messaging channels.

user name: suresh
password: federer

 

[Genious at Work]

user name: suresh
password: federer

Reported

 

[Tennease]

Reported

Spoiler

 

[stringertom]

The two are clearly jalooos. Look at their expressions.

Jalousie windows are neat in subtropical climates but create a lot of drafts that make enclosures behind them colder than a paned set of windows. Knot sew guud inn Ore Land dough inn the wynter.

On the other hand, if Sabooshs were kept in a porch with jalousie windows, won wood knead ownleigh to crack thoze vints a bit two a voyed CH4 inntoxicashun.

 

[stringertom]

Sabooshs iz a consept bye witch wee mezzure hour pane

Eye will seigh itt a gain

Sabooshs iz a consept bye witch wee mezzure hour pane

Eye donut beeleave inn Poobartoli
Eye donut beeleave inn droop volleigh
Eye donut beeleave inn JollyDolly
Eye donut beeleave inn STC
Eye donut beeleave inn Jeejo
Eye donut beeleave inn Maude
Eye donut beeleave inn Elvisreshs

I just beeleave inn Sentipeed
Sentipeed anne mi
Thatz real al a tea!

 

[Genious at Work]

Spoiler

 

[Raul_SJ]

Sabooshs iz a consept bye witch wee mezzure hour pane

Eye will seigh itt a gain

 

[stringertom]

Just Imagine the love child uv Sabooshs maiting whiff Yokoonoreshs!!!

 

[Simon_the_furry]

Sabooshs iz a consept bye witch wee mezzure hour pane

Eye will seigh itt a gain

Sabooshs iz a consept bye witch wee mezzure hour pane

Eye donut beeleave inn Poobartoli
Eye donut beeleave inn droop volleigh
Eye donut beeleave inn JollyDolly
Eye donut beeleave inn STC
Eye donut beeleave inn Jeejo
Eye donut beeleave inn Maude
Eye donut beeleave inn Elvisreshs

I just beeleave inn Sentipeed
Sentipeed anne mi
Thatz real al a tea!

This is modern art

 

[stringertom]

This is modern art

Eye am MarxistLennonist...donut wanna join inny club that will have me AND eye dew knot believe inn Sabooshs.

 

[Raul_SJ]

 

[Simon_the_furry]

When will Andrew Yang, as a fellow Asian, come out in support of the Sabooshs?

Mayhaps he will introduce universal basic buffet gas?

 

[JoelDali]

user name: suresh
password: federer

Thank you for reverting, however, I had Kumar attempt to login to secure the threat but access was denied and the account locked out after 5 unsuccessful attempts.

Please revert the new password so we can implement a needful.

 

[stringertom]

When will Andrew Yang, as a fellow Asian, come out in support of the Sabooshs?

Mayhaps he will introduce universal basic buffet gas?

Will Sabooshs phinally stop skipping owt on AYCE tabs iff Hee gits dat $1K/month Yang BangForYourBankAccount???

 

[JoelDali]

This is modern art

I’m having Jeejo reach out to u via secure messaging to submit a second Sureshstool sample to our offshore team to check for your compatibility.

 

[Turbo-87]

I hear E! is toying with the idea of a reality series based on The Sureshs.
They are throwing around possible titles but I can tell you that "Keeping Up With The Sureshs" was quickly shelved when they realized that an overwhelming majority of people can keep up with him quite easily.

 

[donquijote]

Who is the biggest authority in tennis today?

 

[JoelDali]

Who is the biggest authority in tennis today?

 

[Genious at Work]

Just Imagine the love child uv Sabooshs maiting whiff Yokoonoreshs!!!

Strawberry Muffins Forever?

 

[Genious at Work]

Eye am MarxistLennonist...donut wanna join inny club that will have me AND eye dew knot believe inn Sabooshs.

I can assure you Saboosh is very real.

 

[Genious at Work]

Thank you for reverting, however, I had Kumar attempt to login to secure the threat but access was denied and the account locked out after 5 unsuccessful attempts.

Please revert the new password so we can implement a needful.

That sounds dirty.

 

[sureshs]

Hey sentinel did you watch Trump speech in Houston for the Howdy Modi event? My wife's younger brother was there and seems ecstatic about it. Lots of Indians love him and he knows how to play to that audience. Listening to him, you would think he loves immigrants, minorities and women, given how much he is praising them now.

Sent from my SM-G935V using Tapatalk

 

[Tennease]

Thank you for reverting, however, I had Kumar attempt to login to secure the threat but access was denied and the account locked out after 5 unsuccessful attempts.

Please revert the new password so we can implement a needful.

Username: federer
password: suresh

 

[Sentinel]

I know a starving kid in Ethiopia that lost all his family to malaria that slit his wrists after the troe fee presentashun.

Ewe cood have saved his life by showing him sureshez trophy position.

 

[Sentinel]

Hey sentinel did you watch Trump speech in Houston for the Howdy Modi event? My wife's younger brother was there and seems ecstatic about it. Lots of Indians love him and he knows how to play to that audience. Listening to him, you would think he loves immigrants, minorities and women, given how much he is praising them now.

Sent from my SM-G935V using Tapatalk

Nope. Just got up. Was up late last night watching the Laver Slam.
I don't like watching DT at all.
It was coming on telly and my mum was watching it. I was making breakfast for her.

 

[Azure]

Username: federer
password: suresh

I lovvvveee your avi!!! Did the kitty see the drop wall-e?

 

[Dedans Penthouse]

I can assure you Saboosh is very real.

. . . . . . . "Yer gonna need a bigger arse I tell ya...'

 

[megamind]

Hey sentinel did you watch Trump speech in Houston for the Howdy Modi event? My wife's younger brother was there and seems ecstatic about it. Lots of Indians love him and he knows how to play to that audience. Listening to him, you would think he loves immigrants, minorities and women, given how much he is praising them now.

Sent from my SM-G935V using Tapatalk

sarooshi is trombone supporta?

 

[JoelDali]

Username: federer
password: suresh

I spoak to Kumar and he was able to login using the highest levels of secure encryption algorithms. We have connected to the Java platform and are waiting for next steps from Sameer Rao.

Please revert your availability for Monday’s unplanned Pre-Release.

 

[JoelDali]

I lovvvveee your avi!!! Did the kitty see the drop wall-e?

Please revert your big boner for this guy.

Prease focus on Saquoosh.

 

[Sentinel]

Username: federer
password: suresh

please use digits in your password.
And some funny characters also.

 

[Tennease]

Please revert your big boner for this guy.

Prease focus on Saquoosh.

 

[JoelDali]

please use digits in your password.
And some funny characters also.

Do u think your rejection of top level Internet tennis knowledge is causing your forum messaging content quality decline?

 

[Tennease]

please use digits in your password.
And some funny characters also.

username: Sirish
password:

 

[Sentinel]

Do u think your rejection of top level Internet tennis knowledge is causing your forum messaging content quality decline?

Ewer won to tok about kwawlitee de Klein.

Please revert your big boner for this guy.

 

[Sentinel]

username: Sirish
password:

please donut torte me with pictures of food.

Thirty minutes to lunch for me.

 

[Sentinel]

Username: federer
password: suresh

 

[stringertom]

username: Sirish
password:

username: Sabooshs
password: Eye8Pi3.14159

 

[Sentinel]

username: Sabooshs
password: Eye8Pi3.14159

Eye shallots youzhny that next thyme.
Haven't had pie for a long long time. Since 1984

 

[JoelDali]

Eye shallots youzhny that next thyme.
Haven't had pie for a long long time. Since 1984

Wow. Wowie. Wow, wow.

Now you’re disparaging the Russian GOAT?

 

[Genious at Work]

Ewe cood have saved his life by showing him sureshez trophy position.

Sureshs is love. Sureshs is life.

*Insert animated Sureshsmas Dali Poastcurd*

 

[JoelDali]

Sureshs is love. Sureshs is life.

*Insert animated Sureshsmas Dali Poastcurd*

Just imagine if u accepted a Post SummerTime Sureshmas Painfree Release(TM) and signed up for Jeejo’s Monday Night 4.0 advanced topless men’s clinic.

Just imagine...my god, just imagine.

 

[Sudacafan]

Are all passwords exchanged through this secure communication channel kept 100% secret thru enkryption, or other cutting corners methods, and requested to be changed every 30 days on mandatory fashion?
If yes, please enroll me for the Elementary Drop Volley Seminar using the username and password I already provided.
Should you have any questions or comments, please let me know at your earliest convenience.