Official Sureshs tribute thread

[Sentinel]

Did you warn them you were coming? Fan crowd control aside, be considerate of others as supply chains are still stressed.

OTOH this should give a boost to the flagging equanimy, no ?

 

[Sentinel]

Sureshs can now bankrupt the owner of PF Changs to avenge the world for the coronawalrus. The world is behind Sureshs.

That is the most dangeruss place to be in.

The world is done for, if it is behind The Sureshs.

 

[Sentinel]

When Dali runs out of Vegemite he can get quite desperate.

 

[Sentinel]

Sureshs doesn't perform. He genuinely loves every ounce of food he has ever eaten.

Yup. The Saboosh is a lubber not a proforma.

 

[Sentinel]

6 pakoras 2 samosas and a chapati

Stawp bragging. Even I could have that. That's like a junior meal.

In the Sabooshez case, you'd have to add a lot of zeroes.

 

[Sentinel]

A quick lunch AYCE raid at Royal India.

Wee knead two no wut Hee deevoured twoknight at P.F. Chang’s. Eye guess at leased three orderz uv Mongolian Pot Sticquers juiced two start.

Getting a hold of their menu online should suffice.
I think you knead two no HOW MUCH he deevoured townight knot watt.

 

[Sentinel]

Supply chains might be stressed, but other chains will be simply destroyed.

Aren't these the chains that supply to the sanitation department ?

 

[Dedans Penthouse]

. . . . Let's Eat!

 

[Sentinel]

. . . . Let's Eat!

That's enough for a dozen people.

Or just one, depending...

 

[Sentinel]

Looks like this threat is running on fumes these days.

 

[Sentinel]

Sureshs can now bankrupt the owner of PF Changs to avenge the world for the coronawalrus. The world is behind Sureshs.

I have chequed all the newspapers but can't find any mention of Sabooshez visit to pf Chang.
Now about to check the latest Time, Newsweek, Life, Scala and Reader's digest. Someone's gotta have covered The Sureshs.

 

[Sentinel]

At P.F. Changs now for the first time since reopening!

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Mr. Modi et al will not be happy to hear this. Some of his chaps are asking for closure.

Spoiler

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[Turbo-87]

Much to my chagrin, Sureshs-Fest 2020 at the lake has been canceled for 2020. It was supposed to have been July 3. It is such a shame because we had booked Christopher Cross, Kenny Loggins and Michael Bolton.

 

[natalia]

It’s also “wretching.”

Repoarted.

 

[stringertom]

Repoarted.

Thanks! Ewe maik up four DopeJelilah’s absense.

 

[sureshs]

I had the Vietnamese chocolate cake for dessert instead of the larger Great Wall of China cake

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[Turbo-87]

I had the Vietnamese chocolate cake for dessert instead of the larger Great Wall of China cake

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What you aren’t telling is that you also ordered the Great Wall cake to go. We know.

 

[stringertom]

I had the Vietnamese chocolate cake for dessert instead of the larger Great Wall of China cake

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Inndeed, ewe juiced conphirmed ewe r @Sentinel ’s reel life bro, bro.

 

[Sentinel]

I had the Vietnamese chocolate cake for dessert instead of the larger Great Wall of China cake

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Did what you have, have sea food in it?

 

[natalia]

Thanks! Ewe maik up four DopeJelilah’s absense.

There is no doubt Senti desires a Painless Chocolate Rocket Release(TM).

 

[Sentinel]

What you aren’t telling is that you also ordered the Great Wall cake to go. We know.

In my knowledge, The Surrsssh is the Great Wall. There is no udder.

 

[Sentinel]

There is no doubt Senti desires a Painless Chocolate Rocket Release(TM).

Oh wow, you really have studied Joel Dali's posts carefully. We won't miss him after all.

 

[blablavla]

I had the Vietnamese chocolate cake for dessert instead of the larger Great Wall of China cake

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may I ask you how many Vietnamese cakes you ordered?

 

[Turbo-87]

 

[Genious at Work]

That is the most dangeruss place to be in.

The world is done for, if it is behind The Sureshs.

The Dark Side of Sureshs's Moon is berry dangerus indeed. Mayor Stringertom has traveled all around the Universe but he doesn't dare approach the sordid confines of the Chewretshian Moon.

 

[Genious at Work]

may I ask you how many Vietnamese cakes you ordered?

Sureshs can eat Vietnamese cake for wong wong time.

Spoiler

 

[Genious at Work]

I have chequed all the newspapers but can't find any mention of Sabooshez visit to pf Chang.
Now about to check the latest Time, Newsweek, Life, Scala and Reader's digest. Someone's gotta have covered The Sureshs.

Reader's Digest? Shorely the type of magazine The Sureshs uses after eating an Awsum Blossum. Does it help with constipashun too?

 

[stringertom]

That is the most dangeruss place to be in.

The world is done for, if it is behind The Sureshs.

Dee pence on witch weigh the ill wind bloes, know?

 

[natalia]

Reader's Digest? Shorely the type of magazine The Sureshs uses after eating an Awsum Blossum. Does it help with constipashun too?

Wow. Wait. Wow.

 

[megamind]

Wow. Wait. Wow.

Are you @JoelDali's substitute? Thanks for coming off the bench to fill in this vital role!

Or maybe you are @JoelDali's second account

 

[stringertom]

Are you @JoelDali's substitute? Thanks for coming off the bench to fill in this vital role!

Or maybe you are @JoelDali's second account

@natalia iz moar disappoint than even me inn the downward dog path frum @JoelDali two DopeJelilah. Hee ewesed two bee a grate poaster untill hee furst saw the droop volleigh.

 

[natalia]

@natalia iz moar disappoint than even me inn the downward dog path frum @JoelDali two DopeJelilah. Hee ewesed two bee a grate poaster untill hee furst saw the droop volleigh.

U will never see the drop volley.

Sad

 

[stringertom]

U will never see the drop volley.

Sad

Ewe have shaqqued up whiff DopeJelilah!

Repoarted.

 

[Genious at Work]

Wow. Wait. Wow.

Please revert with your signed Sureshsian nuggets through a properly encrypted back channel.

 

[stringertom]

Please revert with your properly Sureshsian nuggets through a properly encrypted back channel.

@natalia will caul her attorneys inn Milan during her brake on her shift at Hot Dawg on a Sticque.

Be prepaire

 

[Genious at Work]

@natalia will caul her attorneys inn Milan during her brake on her shift at Hot Dawg on a Sticque.

Be prepaire

Why do you reject Soofroosh? You will never experience a Peaceful Chocolate Surprise Release if you continue to eschew the drop volley. Sad for Jeejo and all Indian scented 4.5 level players in Tamil Nadu.

 

[Tennease]

What happened? Can you revert with detail description?

A recent leaked footage was illegally downloaded from an online PF Chang security camera, uploaded by Wikileaks into the vortex:

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[megamind]

Cant sleep
But just a thought
It’d be great to see sureshs dressed up as Santa
#ThingsThatKeepMegamindUpAtNight

 

[blablavla]

Cant sleep
But just a thought
It’d be great to see sureshs dressed up as Santa
#ThingsThatKeepMegamindUpAtNight

would you suggest that @sureshs Santa visits the kids that behaved or rather the kids that misbehaved?

 

[natalia]

 

[natalia]

 

[blablavla]

is that Saboosh growing directly from your hair?

 

[sureshs]

is that Saboosh growing directly from your hair?

No, more like she has shoved her head as close to my rear end as possible.

Very disturbing. Must be a new kind of fetish. I have to be careful.

 

[blablavla]

No, more like she has shoved her head as close to my rear end as possible.

Very disturbing. Must be a new kind of fetish. I have to be careful.

I feel for you.
Stay strong.

 

[Sudacafan]

is that Saboosh growing directly from your hair?

It was brought to my attention that the experts consider Natalia as the best student of The Salvador J. Dali School of Sureshsian Arts.

 

[Genious at Work]

A recent leaked footage was illegally downloaded from an online PF Chang security camera, uploaded by Wikileaks into the vortex:

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Wow. Wait. Wow.

Reported

Then again, that leaked video is just another confirmation that Sureshs is a multifaucetted human bean.

 

[Genious at Work]

It was brought to my attention that the experts consider Natalia as the best student of Salvador J. Dali School of Sureshsian Arts.

I always knew behind her cold facade of sneers and rejections she held Sureshs deep inside her bosoms.

 

[blablavla]

I always knew behind her cold facade of sneers and rejections she held Sureshs deep inside her bosoms.

she held @sureshs very deep inside

 

[Genious at Work]

No, more like she has shoved her head as close to my rear end as possible.

Very disturbing. Must be a new kind of fetish. I have to be careful.

Did she say "Cheese"?

 

[Genious at Work]

Cant sleep
But just a thought
It’d be great to see sureshs dressed up as Santa
#ThingsThatKeepMegamindUpAtNight

Sureshs can dress as Santa and he has been known to drag his huge sack across people's living rooms in search for milk and cookies. But California just pa.s.s.ed a law recently that requires private residences and businesses to widen their chimneys to Sureshs's ample standards before a proper Sureshsmas can be celebrated again.