Rafa at it again.........

[namelessone]

Nadal must have been a lot of fun to play games with as a little kid. His child hood friends probably had loads of fun following all his rules....... primarily made up to ensure he always win.

Blasphemy. We all know Toni didn't allow Nadal to have any friends as a little kid so there goes your theory.

 

[namelessone]

All players come out with stupid suggestions. Back in 2007 when the previous ranking system was in place, Federer wanted the number of countable tournaments reduced from 18 to 16. He was rightly criticised for being selfish and ignoring the plight of lower ranked players who would have been adversely affected. He quickly realised his mistake and never proposed something so ridiculous again.

Nadal on the other hand hasn't learned his lesson and keeps repeating his ridiculous suggestion ad nauseam. Still hopefully he will learn eventually.

Wrong, Roger Federer ALWAYS wanted the best for all his tennis fellows and is a true ambassador of the game. You must be talking about a different Federer.

Nadal won't learn his lesson because unfortunately he likes golf. If you like golf(both to watch and play) there is no hope for you.

 

[batz]

Blasphemy. We all know Toni didn't allow Nadal to have any friends as a little kid so there goes your theory.

Wasn't Rafa some kind of tennis Spartan child?

Cast out into the streets at the age of 6 without as much as a tennis ball or even knee tape; he would have to kill a stranger for his racket before he could start to hone the skills that would one day make him conquistador of the ATP!

Or something like that.

 

[namelessone]

Wasn't Rafa some kind of tennis Spartan child?

Cast out into the streets at the age of 6 without as much as a tennis ball or even knee tape; he would have to kill a stranger for his racket before he could start to hone the skills that would one day make him conquistador of the ATP!

Or something like that.

Pretty much.

Seen here after dispatching his first victim.

 

[Sentinel]

Wasn't Rafa some kind of tennis Spartan child?

Cast out into the streets at the age of 6 without as much as a tennis ball or even knee tape; he would have to kill a stranger for his racket before he could start to hone the skills that would one day make him conquistador of the ATP!

Or something like that.

exactamente !!

But hey, this sounds exactly like TushylovesRafa's life.

 

[tusharlovesrafa]

exactamente !!

But hey, this sounds exactly like TushylovesRafa's life.

DO you have a 6th sense??You predict so right.

 

[vernonbc]

Nole 3 slams >>>>> Nadal 1 slam.

Enough said !!

At the time Nole took over #1, Rafa was the holder of two slam titles, same as Novak.

 

[rommil]

Pretty much.

Seen here after dispatching his first victim.

Is that Ralph? Carrying a cane in case he loses at whatever he was doing that age..........Feliz Vamonos!!!!!

 

[batz]

Pretty much.

Seen here after dispatching his first victim.

He needed a cane for his knees even at that young age?

 

[nikdom]

He needed a cane for his knees even at that young age?

There are sippy cups lined by his feet and he tugged on his diaper before smiling for the photog.

 

[vernonbc]

Pretty much.

Seen here after dispatching his first victim.

That is the cutest picture ever! Look at that dimple that just getting ready to blossom.

 

[Crisstti]

That is the cutest picture ever! Look at that dimple that just getting ready to blossom.

Adorable .

This thread is turning to be quite hilarious, BTW

 

[passive_aggressive]

As Nadal is basically allowed to use all the time in the world between points, coaching and 9-minute MTO's, should he get his wish with the 2-year ranking system, I guess he should then demand that:

A) All the tournament be played on clay (for the health of the players, of course)

B) All players have to play left-handed (for fairness' sake, of course)

:lol:

Nah, Rafa would suggest that he is the only player in the world allowed to play left handed, and everyone else needs to play rightly with a one-handed backhand. Or better yet, 2 one-handed backhands instead of a forehand.

You guys should listen to Rafa by the way. It is immaterial whether or not he proposes a 1 or 2 year ranking system anyway, because by the current system he will be a comfortable number one by the end of 2012 anyway, with 14 Grand Slams and an Olympic Gold under his belt.

Furthermore he was merely emphasizing with Delpo's situation, and has no vested interest in the matter as he has never experienced such a significant fall-off in ranking anyway.

Butt-pickingly classy statement from Rafa all-in-all.

 

[Deleted member 21996]

Adorable .

This thread is turning to be quite hilarious, BTW

Indeed, mainly due to your posts and Chucrutelovessausages "poasts"!!!

 

[Chyeaah]

Golf is actually alot harder than it looks. I doubt any of us tennis players can get under a +9 in one hole. And in the first swing you'll definitely miss. Also Tiger Woods is richer than Fed or Nad. I don't really care about this nadal business but people cant go around saying 1 sport is better than another.

 

[aphex]

Golf is actually alot harder than it looks. I doubt any of us tennis players can get under a +9 in one hole. And in the first swing you'll definitely miss. Also Tiger Woods is richer than Fed or Nad.

Very relevant. Thanks.

 

[tusharlovesrafa]

Reported.

...

if u hate me so much then why don't u put me in your "ignore list"??..huh!!

 

[Chyeaah]

Very relevant. Thanks.

No it was targeted to the people who were complaining that golf is a **** sport and some random crap about not sweating and stuff.

But i still think Djoko is more of a b!%ch than Nad

 

[MariaRafael]

Pretty much.

Seen here after dispatching his first victim.

After hijacking the boat from his second victim

He also stole a kit from some poor Barca player as proven by this pic

and participated in a strip-tease show

 

[Chyeaah]

After hijacking the boat from his second victim

He also stole a kit from some poor Barca player as proven by this pic

and participated in a strip-tease show

titf.

10 char

 

[MariaRafael]

@Crisstti, is Rafa's next rule change going to be the one about doing the coin toss and starting warm-up right away and not sitting on one's *ss eating an energy bar and drinking water while your opponent waits patiently at the net?

The next rule will be to buy an energy bar for your poor opponent who can't afford buying it himself and offer some water to the chair umpire. Their sitting utensils may be the same.

 

[Deleted member 21996]

tootyfootylovesrafa,tushyloveswaffles,chucrutelovessausages,trollsloverafa.HELLOW GAYRECKI..MISSING YOU.

cheers old bean... i love you too""

Reported.

...

ahhhhh no Aphex No.... you shouldnt have! Sauceloveswafers is a cool bean, just the casual silly bat who works hard to hide his previous identities! "wai iu ate"?

if u hate me so much then why don't u put me in your "ignore list"??..huh!!

Nevermind Aphex... he is like me and as you best described, he is just a old timer in need of Viagra or a Imature Kid depending on how you feel that day!

to best resolve this dilema, you should make up your mind and then world peace would be achieved!

 

[MariaRafael]

Seriously, if I were you, I would be nervous that Djokovic is gonna win the AO and the Grand Slam.

He'll reture from AO and the Grand Slam due to sore throat and a broken nail.

 

[MariaRafael]

I also want to add that Nadal also had a hell of a time in his matches against young players Dodig and Golubev.

Nadal is 25, and he is old. Golubev is 24, and he is young. What's middle age? 24.5? And Dodig is 26 ...

 

[Deleted member 21996]

He'll reture from AO and the Grand Slam due to sore throat and a broken nail.

yes. because though guys excuse themselves with parents divorce...

 

[MariaRafael]

If Nadal goes and beats Djokovic at the AO and Roland Garros next year, posts like yours are going to be crucified like crazy and you'll never hear the end of it....

Don't worry. All these tennis pundits have already gone through the whole path, and now they are travelling in circles:

2005
Nadal is a one-slam wonder, he'll never win a slam again, and retire by 2008

2006
Nadal is incapable of playing anywhere outside clay. His Wimbledon final was a joke.

2007
Nadal will never win Wimbledon, and retire by the age of 25.

2008
Nadal will never win anything outside natural surfaces.

2009
Nadal will never win USO. Nadal is over and done with, he'll drop out of the Top 10, cripple his legs and retire next year.

2010
a very bad year for haters, they were mildly grumbling something incoherent.

2011
Nadal got infected with Djokovic, he'll never recover No.1, he'll never win a slam, buy himself a wheelchair decorated with Swarowsky crystalls, and die of starvation.

If next year Nadal turns Djerkovic into minced meat, and he has a nice habit of squaring accounts, you can revive this thread and rub it in. Haters will disappear for a couple of weeks, then come back and proceed with their prophesies.

 

[tusharlovesrafa]

cheers old bean... i love you too""



ahhhhh no Aphex No.... you shouldnt have! Sauceloveswafers is a cool bean, just the casual silly bat who works hard to hide his previous identities! "wai iu ate"?





Nevermind Aphex... he is like me and as you best described, he is just a old timer in need of Viagra or a Imature Kid depending on how you feel that day!

to best resolve this dilema, you should make up your mind and then world peace would be achieved!

Huh,You must be really scared wondering what will happen If I get banned.Your entire existence in TT will become obselete,as your mission to derail my success here will be in jeopardy.
I have decided to give u another chance but that old crook aphex should be punished.

 

[Sentinel]

Don't worry. All these tennis pundits have already gone through the whole path, and now they are travelling in circles:

2005
Nadal is a one-slam wonder, he'll never win a slam again, and retire by 2008

2006
Nadal is incapable of playing anywhere outside clay. His Wimbledon final was a joke.

2007
Nadal will never win Wimbledon, and retire by the age of 25.

2008
Nadal will never win anything outside natural surfaces.

2009
Nadal will never win USO. Nadal is over and done with, he'll drop out of the Top 10, cripple his legs and retire next year.

2010
a very bad year for haters, they were mildly grumbling something incoherent.

2011
Nadal got infected with Djokovic, he'll never recover No.1, he'll never win a slam, buy himself a wheelchair decorated with Swarowsky crystalls, and die of starvation.

If next year Nadal turns Djerkovic into minced meat, and he has a nice habit of squaring accounts, you can revive this thread and rub it in. Haters will disappear for a couple of weeks, then come back and proceed with their prophesies.

Well played, Sir.
How does someone who joined in June 2011 know what was posted in 2005. Hyperactive imagination, or wait .... lurked this forum for 6 years before you decided to post.

Yes, that sounds like the most plausible answer.

 

[Sentinel]

Huh,You must be really scared wondering what will happen If I get banned.Your entire existence in TT will become obselete,as your mission to derail my success here will be in jeopardy.
I have decided to give u another chance but that old crook aphex should be punished.

Toosh,

I don't think your legacy can be tarnished by anything that happens now. You are the new breed of Nadal fans, actually, the new breed of tennis fans.

Coming back to the thread, what was Rafa at again ... ???

 

[MariaRafael]

The plausiblest explanation is that I lurked this forum for about a year, joined it for about 3 years, left it for about a year. When I came back, the site kindly requested me to get registered. When I kindly agreed to get registered using my previous nick and password, the site answered that they were occupied by another user. Thus, I regret to inform you that I had to register using a different nick and especially password which means a new account. It's a sad sad story. But I do hope that some yoga exercise can keep you afloat.

 

[aphex]

Huh,You must be really scared wondering what will happen If I get banned.Your entire existence in TT will become obselete,as your mission to derail my success here will be in jeopardy.
I have decided to give u another chance but that old crook aphex should be punished.

Don't worry. All these tennis pundits have already gone through the whole path, and now they are travelling in circles:

2005
Nadal is a one-slam wonder, he'll never win a slam again, and retire by 2008

2006
Nadal is incapable of playing anywhere outside clay. His Wimbledon final was a joke.

2007
Nadal will never win Wimbledon, and retire by the age of 25.

2008
Nadal will never win anything outside natural surfaces.

2009
Nadal will never win USO. Nadal is over and done with, he'll drop out of the Top 10, cripple his legs and retire next year.

2010
a very bad year for haters, they were mildly grumbling something incoherent.

2011
Nadal got infected with Djokovic, he'll never recover No.1, he'll never win a slam, buy himself a wheelchair decorated with Swarowsky crystalls, and die of starvation.

If next year Nadal turns Djerkovic into minced meat, and he has a nice habit of squaring accounts, you can revive this thread and rub it in. Haters will disappear for a couple of weeks, then come back and proceed with their prophesies.

The plausiblest explanation is that I lurked this forum for about a year, joined it for about 3 years, left it for about a year. When I came back, the site kindly requested me to get registered. When I kindly agreed to get registered using my previous nick and password, the site answered that they were occupied by another user. Thus, I regret to inform you that I had to register using a different nick and especially password which means a new account. It's a sad sad story. But I do hope that some yoga exercise can keep you afloat.

2004
The nadal is incapable of attaining the biggest fanbase of ******** lunatics.

 

[Sentinel]

2004
The nadal is incapable of attaining the biggest fanbase of ******** lunatics.

Looks like Nadal_freak is back.

 

[tusharlovesrafa]

Toosh,

I don't think your legacy can be tarnished by anything that happens now. You are the new breed of Nadal fans, actually, the new breed of tennis fans.

Coming back to the thread, what was Rafa at again ... ???

Atleast that hacker made you change your previous dumb siggy.By the way the server of that Ip adress is sumwhere near delhi.That person uses an Airtel connection.I just googled that address.DO you currently suspect anyone???

 

[Sentinel]

Atleast that hacker made you change your previous dumb siggy.By the way the server of that Ip adress is sumwhere near delhi.That person uses an Airtel connection.I just googled that address.DO you currently suspect anyone???

Nope, no one in Delhi. I did think of someone, but not in India. What exactly did you do to check ?

btw, what dumb siggy. Abt SOPA !!! That's not dumb man, that's very serious !

 

[Deleted member 21996]

Huh,You must be really scared wondering what will happen If I get banned.Your entire existence in TT will become obselete,as your mission to derail my success here will be in jeopardy.
I have decided to give u another chance but that old crook aphex should be punished.

i wish you all the sucess you deserve in being a Talk Tennis "poaster", being whatever that is... :twisted:

 

[Deleted member 21996]

Well played, Sir.
How does someone who joined in June 2011 know what was posted in 2005. Hyperactive imagination, or wait .... lurked this forum for 6 years before you decided to post.

Yes, that sounds like the most plausible answer.

just like Sushiloveswasabi knowing about the "it's an Scandal, An Outrage" meme even thou it's has not been revived by quite some time!!!

Seems all Nadal fans are the shy type and take lots of time to join actively!!!!

 

[volleynets]

Looks like Nadal_freak is back.

I am very sad that gj011 is nowhere to be seen though.

 

[tusharlovesrafa]

Nope, no one in Delhi. I did think of someone, but not in India. What exactly did you do to check ?

btw, what dumb siggy. Abt SOPA !!! That's not dumb man, that's very serious !

I have a confession to make.It was me who tried playing with your id.Actually I had no intent what so ever to hack your id,I was just getting bored and decided to just have some fun.Neither I have the capacity nor knowledge to hack anyone's id.I am very curious by nature.
I sincerely apologise and promise that same won't be repeated again.

 

[Sentinel]

I am very sad that gj011 is nowhere to be seen though.

How do you know ? I heard a rumor some months back that he was back, except I could not make out his new username. Same for NF. Some people are really sharp at catching, not me.

Anyway, don't feel sad about gj011. There's always suresh, if you really are desperate, lol !