Things you read on TT that you don't see anywhere else

[Subway Tennis]

Please add the classic lines you've seen here that could only come from the Talk Tennis hivemind.

Some of my favourites:

- Federer is a mental midget

- Serena is a weak era vulture who was just lucky not to have to play in peak Graf's era

- Nadal is NOT King of Clay

- Forget new racquet technology and hybrid frames, even recreational players should be using a leaded up pro stock with a swing weight of 360 and 52 RA

 

[Tennease]

"Maximagq is the Novak Djokovic of Talk Tennis."

 

[Ann]

Federer is a fraud
Djokovic is GOAT because he won the Golden Masters
Rafa fakes injuries
Is Zvever GOAT
The YEC is overrated

 

[vive le beau jeu !]

Rafa fakes injuries

i read that elsewhere as well
(and not only all over my wallpaper)

 

[Federev]

Federer will never win another...
Nadal will never win another...
Novak will never win another...

 

[Poisoned Slice]

Andy Murray is not an ATG

 

[Mack-2]

“Fedr”

 

[Deleted member 757547]

(Insert player here) looking good, will win Wimbledon...
Then that player loses in the first round...

 

[Deleted member 763024]

“Lucky weak-era servebot is done and won’t win anything ever again”

Every time Roger loses a match, since 2012

 

[yokied]

Andy Murray belongs in the same conversation as the big 3.
Andy Murray is comparable to Agassi.

 

[Service Ace]

Weak Era

 

[Tennease]

“Fedr”

In the “Fedr” dialogue, there are only two interlocutors, peacefully sitting under the plane trees near the almost dried in summer river Ilis. This is Socrates and Fedr. The conversation theme reveals the frantic, insane side of the essence of love, its role in the formation of the soul on the paths of good and in the creation of a genuine philosophy, rather than empty eloquence.

Platon - Fedr.

 

[Deleted member 763024]

Another variation:

Player X is finnish

 

[Mack-2]

M.Cecchinato will beat Novak Djokovic at RG 2018

 

[vive le beau jeu !]

“Fedr”

Fedr, a global vision and adapted solutions
http://www.fedr.fr/

Our advice, our support, our proximity allow a real adaptability in the organization of our trainings, a true longitudinal follow-up and a simple and effective relation with our customers. Fedr's philosophy is to "federate" all stakeholders involved in training throughout the training or coaching process and to set up a genuine partnership at each stage.

 

[GabeT]

Slam count is all that matters
YE1 is not important, weeks at number 1 is
Masters are merely warm up events
YEC is an exhibition

 

[Tennis_Hands]

What is the purpose of this thread?

 

[Deleted member 763024]

Slam count is all that matters
YE1 is not important, weeks at number 1 is
Masters are merely warm up events
YEC is an exhibition

OR:

Slam count does not matter, H2H does.

 

[Deleted member 742196]

Please add the classic lines you've seen here that could only come from the Talk Tennis hivemind.

Some of my favourites:

- Federer is a mental midget

- Serena is a weak era vulture who was just lucky not to have to play in peak Graf's era

- Nadal is NOT King of Clay

- Forget new racquet technology and hybrid frames, even recreational players should be using a leaded up pro stock with a swing weight of 360 and 52 RA

Anyone can launch 120 mph missiles down the T.


P.S.
For those that can't, send footage for expert internet advice.

 

[Deleted member 307496]

Andy Murray is not an ATG

 

[Deleted member 307496]

Fedr, a global vision and adapted solutions
http://www.fedr.fr/

Our advice, our support, our proximity allow a real adaptability in the organization of our trainings, a true longitudinal follow-up and a simple and effective relation with our customers. Fedr's philosophy is to "federate" all stakeholders involved in training throughout the training or coaching process and to set up a genuine partnership at each stage.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mury_(song)

 

[Subway Tennis]

M.Cecchinato will beat Novak Djokovic at RG 2018

Anyone can launch 120 mph missiles down the T.


PS.
For those that can't, send footage for expert internet advice.

"i can serve that fast and i posted 8 youtube videos of me using the pinpoint stance but i cant post them because youtube flagged them for copyright infringement."

"i cant make new videos at the moment. I am too busy because i am working as a tennis coach in Tokyo."

 

[Azure]

A player has had an annus horribilis if he has finished the year with a top three ranking in the world and 'only' one slam.

Players are 'losers' and 'mugs' if they lose more than twice to the same player and oh 'pigeons'

Clay is an irrelevant surface according to ITF.

Players who come back from injury inadvertently position themselves for a thread on 'false dawn' only to be 'exposed' by someone.

 

[BrokenGears]

You know for all the **** TTW gets from places like r/tennis, it's honestly the best place for any intelligent debate where any controversial opinion doesn't get buried and debates aren't sparse in general. With a user community as small as TTW(compared to r/tennis), thoughtful discussion is prevalent

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just kidding, burn it all to the ground

 

[SuperSpinner]

"Nadal is not a 1-dimensional clay courter" - LOL, only on TTW.

 

[Mainad]

Andy Murray belongs in the same conversation as the big 3.
Andy Murray is comparable to Agassi.

Andy Murray got lucky when he beat the Big 3 because they were tired.

Andy Murray wouldn't have even taken a set off Agassi.

 

[Subway Tennis]

You know for all the **** TTW gets from places like r/tennis, it's honestly the best place for any intelligent debate where any controversial opinion doesn't get buried and debates aren't sparse in general. With a user community as small as TTW(compared to r/tennis), thoughtful discussion is prevalent

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just kidding, burn it all to the ground

Agree with the positive and negative sentiments here.

 

[Subway Tennis]

Andy Murray got lucky when he beat the Big 3 because they were tired.

Andy Murray wouldn't have even taken a set off Agassi.

This is very accurate. I had to stop myself from posting in a thread today that the only reason andy won the 2008 uso sf was because Nadal was running on fumes after a big summer.

 

[Mainad]

A tournament is just a meaningless exho (if your favourite player hasn't been able to win it).

 

[junior74]

"We're in he presence of greatness"

 

[Mainad]

This is very accurate. I had to stop myself from posting in a thread today that the only reason andy won the 2008 uso sf was because Nadal was running on fumes after a big summer.

Why did you stop yourself?

 

[junior74]

Federer is a poor man's Santoro with a better serve

 

[Mainad]

Today's tennis is crap compared to any previous era.

 

[OldschoolKIaus]

"Best player without a major is Rios."

We all know it's Nalbandian lol

 

[Subway Tennis]

Why did you stop yourself?

I actually rewatched the match before talking s&$%.

 

[Hamnavoe]

Nadal and Djokovic aren't talented.

 

[ABCD]

Djokovic is GOAT because he won the Golden Masters

Just to intervene in relation to a statement above and say that there are places other than TTW claiming that Djokovic is the GOAT. As an example:

http://www.leeabbamonte.com/random/...-greatest-mens-tennis-player-of-all-time.html

 

[junior74]

Djokovic has a beautiful backhand slice

I've never seen anyone like Thiem

Frauder3r has girly arms and moves like a ballerina, lol

 

[ABCD]

"Nadal is not a 1-dimensional clay courter" - LOL, only on TTW.

Nadal is 1-dimensional clay courter" - LOL, only on TTW.

 

[junior74]

This thread just popped up, fits the bill nicely

https://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/index.php?threads/zrevev-is-the-real-number-1.631676/#post-12905812

 

[OldschoolKIaus]

Djokovic has a beautiful backhand slice

Hehehehehhtehe hahaha

 

[Username_]

All 90s clay rants

 

[Deleted member 307496]

I actually rewatched the match before talking s&$%.

Murray just outplayed him then and there. He was in excellent form that US Open. There's also the Tokyo 2011 final. I think he even served Nadal a bagel there.

 

[Pistol10]

What is the purpose of this thread?

1) Proofing that Fed is the G.O.A.T.
2) NO, RAFA is the real G.O.A.T.
3) NO..NO..NO! NOLE is the G.O.A.T.
4) WAAAAIT! It's the big 4 NOT 3!
5) Non of the above... I doubt!


We discuss...and discuss..and discuss..and discuss...

 

[Subway Tennis]

Murray just outplayed him then and there. He was in excellent form that US Open. There's also the Tokyo 2011 final. I think he even served Nadal a bagel there.

Murrays forehand in that Tokyo final was devastating. A lot of full blooded dtl winners on the full run. In the final set he was fueled by adrenaline and almost unplayable imo.

 

[Deleted member 742196]

Federer is a poor man's Santoro with a better serve

OMG

What kind of blathering idiot said that?????

 

[junior74]

OMG

What kind of blathering idiot said that?????

A true TT classic

Not sure about the origin... calling the experts here: @stringertom , @Sentinel , @MichaelNadal - anyone?

Who said Federer is a poor man's Santoro with a better serve?

 

[Ann]

Federer vulturing wins to stay relevant.
Nadal vulturing clay wins to remain in top 10.
Djokovic doesn't care about masters, 500, 250, WTF losses, the only thing he cares about are grand slams.
If you remove Clay, Nadal would not be in the GOAT conversation. <<< dudes if you remove grass Roger wouldn't be, if you removed hard Djokovic wouldn't be....
Fognini is overweight and doesn't have enough hair to attract women.

 

[stringertom]

A true TT classic

Not sure about the origin... calling the experts here: @stringertom , @Sentinel , @MichaelNadal - anyone?

Who said Federer is a poor man's Santoro with a better serve?

The earliest attribution I can find is from the great mind of @Carsomyr in 2015...Federer the junkballer? thread.

 

[Tennis_Hands]

Nadal is 1-dimensional clay courter" - LOL, only on TTW.

"Only on TTW"