Word Association!!

[Vcore89]

Spanish Paprika [probably better if smoked]

 

[stringertom]

Spanish bush, better when well trimmed.

 

[Vcore89]

Shave, Wax or Trim the designated area?

 

[stringertom]

The pilot asks for a thin landing strip leading directly to the concourse.

 

[Vcore89]

Specified tarmac pavement.

 

[Sentinel]

Crash landing !

 

[stringertom]

More cushion for the pushin' and then the crash.

 

[Mike Bulgakov]

Muffins...

 

[stringertom]

Crumpets with cherry jam.

 

[Mike Bulgakov]

The Jam's "Down in the Tube Station at Midnight."

 

[stringertom]

Tube Steak Boogie by ZZ Top!

 

[Mike Bulgakov]

Double entendre?

 

[stringertom]

Double shot of espresso may be in order for me to wake up tomorrow...just watched Part 3 of Oliver Stone's Putin interview followed by coverage of Trumpgate obstruction developments. Neither will let me sleep peacefully and I have a very early start to Thursday.

 

[Mike Bulgakov]

Coffee with Lucie...

 

[Sentinel]

I Love Lucy


(The name of a TV show).

 

[stringertom]

ILL starred the real life couple Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz, who formed a production company eponymously named Desilu Productions. One of their projects later on quite illogically was "Star Trek."

 

[Crocodile]

Ricardo Montalban (Fantasy Island) was Khan in Star Trek movie, Wrath of Khan.

 

[stringertom]

Ricardo was the spokesman for Chrysler Motors during the 70's and famously touted the comfort of seats made with "rich Corinthian leather" in the Chrysler Córdoba.

 

[Vcore89]

Either Floyd or Conor eats leather and their words come 26th August but they will earn their keep at the expense of the gullible fans paying top dollars.

 

[Crocodile]

If you don't eat your meat you can't have any pudding - Pink Floyd

 

[Mike Bulgakov]

Drink from a puddle of Paddy, or maybe a pint of Powers...

 

[Sentinel]

Power to the people

 

[stringertom]

Poobian Power leaves DollyJoel speechless, breathless and desperate for his affection. If only The Big Man could show some love and affection and embrace our Vortexian with his manly bosoms.

 

[Sentinel]

Desperately Seeking Sewretchs

 

[stringertom]

Seek me, feel me, touch me, release on me.

 

[Crocodile]

Rocket Man

 

[Sentinel]

Mission to Mars

 

[stringertom]

Mission to Suranus.

 

[Mike Bulgakov]

A Mission burrito at San Francisco's La Taqueria...

Ground Control to Stringertom
Ground Control to Stringertom
Dine with the Bageler, paying his bills
put your gas mask on

Ground Control to Stringertom
Commencing countdown,
engines on
Check Sureshsian emissions
and may God's love be with you...

 

[stringertom]

A Mission burrito at San Francisco's La Taqueria...

Ground Control to Stringertom
Ground Control to Stringertom
Dine with the Bageler, paying his bills
put your gas mask on

Ground Control to Stringertom
Commencing countdown,
engines on
Check Sureshsian emissions
and may God's love be with you...

Much to my amazement and to the relief of the owners of Roberto's, Sewretch has stated he doesn't care for Mexican cuisine. I am still asstounded by this claim. I believe it to be an oddity of outer space like proportions.

 

[Crocodile]

Ground control to major Suresh

 

[Sentinel]

Much to my amazement and to the relief of the owners of Roberto's, Sewretch has stated he doesn't care for Mexican cuisine. I am still asstounded by this claim. I believe it to be an oddity of outer space like proportions.

Are their portions small ?

 

[stringertom]

NA.S.S.A wanted Sewretch to be an A.S.S.tronaut but he turned them down because of the small portions of food offered on the planned flight to explore Suranus.

 

[Mike Bulgakov]

Grass court tennis makes derrières sore...

 

[Sentinel]

Drinking cold water or beverages gives me a sore throat

 

[Crocodile]

Have you tried Brandy

 

[stringertom]

Brandy (You're A Fine Girl) was a #1 hit song by a band named Looking Glass. It has been covered by various artists but the most interesting version was done by RHCP:

 

[Sentinel]

Have you tried Brandy

Nope. I not civilized enough to appreciate alcohol.

 

[Mike Bulgakov]

Nope. I not civilized enough to appreciate alcohol.

You don't want to be civilized like Noel and Liam Gallagher?

 

[Mike Bulgakov]

Caterpillars crawling across foreheads just above the eyes...

 

[stringertom]

Nothing runs like a Deere but Caterpillars are built for it.

 

[Vcore89]

May your tea be sweet. Your tyres muddy, Your chicken fried and your tractor run like a Deere.

 

[Mike Bulgakov]

The San Diego Bageler playing a 6-0, 3-0 match against a D-III woman on clay, and enjoying tea and fried chicken breaks during changeovers...

 

[Crocodile]

Little red cookbook

 

[Mike Bulgakov]

I was once in a small town near Chengde in China with a friend fluent in Chinese. A bunch of people wanted to sell me something, and my friend asked if there was anything I wanted to buy. I said maybe a "Little Red Book," and before I knew it three people ran back with these books. I bought all three at well above what they normally sell for, and I still have them.

 

[Crocodile]

I was once in a small town near Chengde in China with a friend fluent in Chinese. A bunch of people wanted to sell me something, and my friend asked if there was anything I wanted to buy. I said maybe a "Little Red Book," and before I knew it three people ran back with these books. I bought all three at well above what they normally sell for, and I still have them.

That looks like a Chinese Suresh.

 

[Sentinel]

Meow Tse Tung.

 

[Sentinel]

That looks like a Chinese Suresh.

LMAO !!!

 

[Vcore89]

Laugh My Ass Off

versus

Lick Me All Over

 

[stringertom]

Laugh My Ass Off

versus

Lick Me All Over

A reaction to Sewretch vid or what my dogs used to do after watching said vid???