stringertom
Bionic Poster
Sabooshs iz inn deklein. Mye card reader is Square anne Hee iz very rownd sew itt iz know sur(eshs)prize Hee iz dekleined.
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Sudacafan
Bionic Poster
Sacrilege! Swrreschht never declines, he can only expand.
U’re hereby admonished. Please meditate introspectually before dinner.
Genious at Work
G.O.A.T.
Choorritz is worse than a gremlin. You should definitely not feed him after midnight or else.
stringertom
Bionic Poster
JollyDolly haz recrewted ewe az hiz hintchman, eye sea.
Sad four ewe, sadder four awl thoze yurning fore escape frum The Vortex.
Genious at Work
G.O.A.T.
Did u Photochop that picture? It's like Sureshs is levitating on a jet of gass. So beautiful.Patently false. The lies end now after I click on the Report hot link.
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Eye wonce tried two Photo Sueyreshs eating whiff chopsticks butt eye faled win Hee forked mye hand fore violating Hiz pryvite AYCE raid.
Sudacafan
Bionic Poster
Jumping ships, uh?
Will report to JD after he finishes watching those strange TV shows, series, or movies, whatever.
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Wee awl have yurned fore yeers two escape The Vortex. Sum r just inn de Nile.
JoelDali
Talk Tennis Guru
Maybe sum day u will acknowledge the drop volley. But I dowt it.
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Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Last night I had a dream in which you went over to Suri's to learn the secreats of the drop volley. However, you both spent the entire night sitting cross legged in front of each other practicing the Loving Kindness meditation. You both opened your hearts to each other at the cellular level and sent waves of love and compassion to each other, and then started sending it to everyone else in the forum.
For those wonderful moments, the drop volley was forgotten. I then noticed that you were both knocking back glasses of prune juice and decided to make a hasty exit from the dream.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Chop Sueyreshes throughput would decrease if he eight whiff chopshticks.
That wood be a gross underutilisation of his alimentary bandwidth and processing power.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Vott has Chewresh gots to do with Kremlin ?
Does he go there for Russian Salad, or Beef Stroganoff. Or maybe to give performances of the BallSoy ballot ?
Kindly revert back after your cleaning shift at the Sheremetyevo restroom.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Do you think Chorushs is capable of becoming a D1 athlete given the proper environment ?
Kindly please don't revert back in riddles or threats of reporting.
stringertom
Bionic Poster
That wuz very prunent uv ewe two exit that sinario beefour itt beecaim haile toxic.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Do you think Sueyresh will be scene giving on-court couching to Fedr at the USO this year thus helping Fedr reach the second week while his poorer opponents go without couchin ?
Kindly revert in English, I don't know Soyhilly.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
I tried to imagine chowritz jumping ships,
I kindly request all of you naught to try imagining this doomsday sinario. If we all collectively imagined the same, the hwoled might come to an end. Please try to think of something else like sheep grazing on a beautiful grassy field in France. Do NOT think of Chooritz jumping ships.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Please wash your hands with hot water and harsh detergent after accessing Chorish's buttons.
If you had extended contack, we meigh knead to have you koa ranteened.
That zone is designated a bio=hazard and highly infarctious.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Nope.
I did try whale-ium before sleeping to prevent luid lewcid sureshous dreams. But it stopped having effect after three days and then GAW told me nought to touch whale-ium so now I am wundering if Gzanacks mite be butter.
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Ewe speke uv Soyhilly anne dat reminds me uv the grate futuristic flick frum the urly 70’s cauled Soylent Green abowt life in a starving and overpopulated whirled inn the urly 21st scentury. Howe did these riters no abowt the Sabooshsian effect sew long beefour itz currant impack?
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Do you think Sursh will unleash the drop volley in the Labour Cup this year ?
Will the drop volley be banned from publick display or at least come with a PG warning on telly?
Kindly revere back on this content aggregation system written in ASP running on an old IIS server on a Windows NT 4.0 server which needs freqeuent reboots after your restroom shift.
Sudacafan
Bionic Poster
Wow. Sorry. Wow.
Spanish Armada loss of material is nothing compared to that.
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Sudacafan
Bionic Poster
Sowredges jumping sheep, PETA suing us all.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Is taht the People for the Ethical Treatment of Asians ?
Eye can imagine the sheep going Baaa Baaa as Sowridge jumpstarts thiem
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
I sometimes lye in bed wundering weather Dali likes suresh varnished or unvarnished ?
How many times will Dali report me today ?
After or before his shift ?
Before or aughter dinner ?
Will the grand unified theory answer these questions, or leave them for the next creation to take a swipe at.
stringertom
Bionic Poster
JollyDolly iz moist excite now bye ewer use of “swipe” inn dat la.s.st centince. Hee awlweighs swipe rite win (s)he seizes the droop volleigh. Win (s)he swipes rite hard enuff, maik sur(eshs) ewe ware a HazMat soot.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Jest image in, Suri and Dahli in Hazmat soots, sitting in lotus position, spraying each other copiously after a night of heavily imbibing proon joos.
Aughter a vile, Dahli de sides to ditch the has mat soot, and bask in the holey eau de sewretch.
Wot happens necksed ? Is he sent to the bernz wad, or is he healed of his sough ring ?
I can only lye awake wondering the fait of Dahli.
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Dolly bee Jolly, bernz anne awl sew long az (s)he kann pull-up dat droop volleigh vid two eez de pane.
JoelDali
Talk Tennis Guru
This is distaste and disgust. Your refusal to release some balls st the STC is sad for those that dedicate their lives to improving low level players. I am free to report these transgressions after my breakfast shift at Sambo’s but at this point it will not turn you around and open your eyes to truth. Just as you cannot convince atheists of God we cannot convince you of the Glory of the 4.0 Internet Champion. No one has video proof of God but alas we do have the drop volley which cannot be erased from the minds of all generations.
Turbo-87
G.O.A.T.
Sureshs is widely known. I was playing in a tournament yesterday and I was chatting with my opponent post match. I noticed that he had some Tennis Warehouse demo racquets in his bag so I asked him if he had ever read the forums here. He said he did but doesn't have an account. I then asked if he was aware of sureshs and his basket of knowledge and he smiled and said, "the guy with over 500 pages?" I couldn't have asked for a funnier way to end my day. Kind of funny that he is even known at small tournaments. It helped take the sting out of losing since my SDV was not on point that day.
Sudacafan
Bionic Poster
Could several years of Chewrites’ food consumption and mating habits patterns lead to the starving and overpopulated dire humankind scenario described in Soylent Green? Just starting to worry about this.
Sudacafan
Bionic Poster
That I agree.
Genious at Work
G.O.A.T.
There was a VBscript programmer convention in Moscova this weekend and Sheremetyevo was in lockdown due to the brothers Sureshsmazov Putin too much waist in the toilet system and flooding all terminals.
Genious at Work
G.O.A.T.
Are u saying that the vast ex-tent of Sureshs is all emcompassing?
Genious at Work
G.O.A.T.
I have scene it and I acknowledge it exits in digital fromage. But I still think Vich's overhead is a superior shot.
Genious at Work
G.O.A.T.
Have u got a seismograph to study his mating habits or do you just go by Instagram poasts? What is the porpoise of ur study? Are u one of those doomsday preachers that extort social security checks from stoopid people?
Genious at Work
G.O.A.T.
Dedans Penthouse
Legend
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"I once fell in love with a chicken nugget. . We both knew this love couldn't last long because I was too hungry. . I covered him in ketchup and we both started to cry......he said 'eat me...please, it will make me happy....say that I'm delicious". . My eyes were full of tears but then I took a bite and said: . 'You are the most. delicious thing I ever ate' . He was happy and slowly disappeared into my stomach." .
- from "Sureshs Confidential"( pg. 368).
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"I once fell in love with a chicken nugget. . We both knew this love couldn't last long because I was too hungry. . I covered him in ketchup and we both started to cry......he said 'eat me...please, it will make me happy....say that I'm delicious". . My eyes were full of tears but then I took a bite and said: . 'You are the most. delicious thing I ever ate' . He was happy and slowly disappeared into my stomach." .
- from "Sureshs Confidential"( pg. 368).
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Sudacafan
Bionic Poster
Among the most powerful releases of all time, indeed.
Tattooed in our brains.
JoelDali
Talk Tennis Guru
Jolly would crush this guy with extreme prejudice.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Lies, utter lies.
Suresh once fell in love with a dozen gulab-jamuns, and that love has lasted ever since. Those gulabjamuns have come and gone but the love remains. The box of GJ;s gets replenished from time to time keeping the everlasting love alive.
A single chicken nugget stands no chance in front of the mighty GJ, that too a dozen of em dripping with hot sugar syrup.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
How do you nkow he doesn't just follow reports of earthquakes to study Sssssrrrshs may ting hablitz.
If it covers his belly, then yes.
You have clearly done a deep analysis of shooroosh and his fill ossify.
I will answer Dali separately. He deserves a poast unto himself.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
I had a dream last night In witch you went ove to surehsez haus after your night shift to learn the drop volleigh. Instead it seems you were sitting with shresh all night, in lotus position, teaching him the lost art of levitation.
I saw you floating blissfully a foot above the ground, but all night shresh tried hard, but could not rise.
Finally, by 4am, i think the beans you served for dinner had their effect and suresh achieved lift-off.
Tragically, you feinted imme jet lee, and so shroosh broke his flight and spent a long time administering CPR to bring you back. When you came to, he had finished and you missed the entire pro seizure. You got what you dreamed of all your life, but it happened whilst you had passed out. So tragick. Yu will never nkow.
p.s I hoap you are applying moisturiser copiously on your face. Clinique should do.
JoelDali
Talk Tennis Guru
russell
Semi-Pro
Genious at Work
G.O.A.T.
The government hides reports of Surrshquakes because they intend to use him in the Philadelphia Cheese Experiment(TM) as a WAD (Weapon of Ass Distraction.) You need to get your own apparatus to measure his mating and digestion cycle, but u can also go to Instagram to see pictures of mud slides and the like.
Dedans Penthouse
Legend
. .Sounds like last week's special at IHOP.
Dedans Penthouse
Legend
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