Fun fact . Never met a stringer who fon a single match.
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As someone who strings at home almost every day I am the boss of home stringing.
Never once said my stringing is for making money. But to string at home( 1or 2 per day) , cheap , fast and always have same result as well.
I have a 100 dolar 15 year old drop weight, and 7,8 different reels, and all my jobs are standard and when I do 2 in a row they always sound the same.
And i even enjoy stringing.
That being said i doubt anyone here has my credentials at stringing at home.
If that is not the case tell me in which way the burns ( dont even happen on some strings) change the game.
Also if I have time i will gladly go to stringer and they do very good job once i figure out their mashine with one or 2 frames.
That is easy with top mashines.
But that doesnt change the fact that my playing lvl is way above any stringer and I can tell how i like the string job in matter of 0.5 kg .
So i dont really see a way that some stringer will teach me how to string at home better or faster for that matter.
That is why im here.
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Somehow I'm not that worried.
am1899
Legend
LOL. Thanks for the laughs.
StringGuruMRT
Semi-Pro
Good points here... I too am the boss of stringing on these boards! The boss for the club I work at! Congratulations on being the valedictorian for your class of one.
At least the racquets sound the same!
Well good for you, but day will come whem you will need to back it up.Good points here... I too am the boss of stringing on these boards! The boss for the club I work at! Congratulations on being the valedictorian for your class of one.
At least the racquets sound the same!
Yes i do enjoy to spank them, even to much until my hand hurts lol.
I just enjoy the sound of sucess i guess.
am1899
Legend
The gift that just keeps on giving.
So you’re here because nobody can teach you to string faster or better? Makes a lot of sense.
No, lvl i reached is almost impossible to reach. You need to be born certain way and then work for it. Still im holding important info back for now.
This is just for fun ...even tho im right.
am1899
Legend
At least the racquets sound the same!
What’s so funny? If they sound the same, they’re 100% the same.
am1899
Legend
How do you test the racquet after you strung it.
Me personally, I like a tuning fork. Or a Petersons Strobe Tuner.
I will change the way this sport is played.
Remember this.
You cant even ignore minor burns that serve no purpose . No , you cant even think about doing it let alone do it.
How in the world cam you think of anything smart.
Well i can.
If i wanted I would change your tennis with 5 dollars .
Remember this.
You cant even ignore minor burns that serve no purpose . No , you cant even think about doing it let alone do it.
How in the world cam you think of anything smart.
Well i can.
If i wanted I would change your tennis with 5 dollars .
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Oh, I get it. You're Sascha Zverev, right? Or are we talking a different sport? Given your age, are you planning to take Foreskin Jogging to the next level? (Or should I say lvl?)
happyandbob
Legend
I think it's amazing that you've been on TTW since 2010 and you used some of the 73 times you've posted in 11 years on this thread. That's awesome
Well its a thin line aint it hahaha.
Many times it seems like that .
norcal
Legend
Is that how much it would cost to get rid of you? That would change tennis for the better!
btw, OP: fon home!
SinneGOAT
Hall of Fame
Rare photo of Miki 1234 IRL
PaddyDutch
Semi-Pro
Has he been quiet between Friday and Sunday? That would explain a lot.Rare photo of Miki 1234 IRL
SinneGOAT
Hall of Fame
He Had to take a small little break, some people just couldn’t accept he was the Messiah of Stringing techniques/machines.
happyandbob
Legend
only the messiah would deny being the messiah
SinneGOAT
Hall of Fame
Rabbit
G.O.A.T.
So much here....
Surely you know that 97.895% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
Your 30 minute "investment' shows.
I don't care how good you think you are, your tennis has nothing in common with an ATP top 100. (Neither does anyone on the boards.)
@struggle is right I'm afraid you have proved you're a dim bulb. You say ex-Yugoslavia. Are you Croat or Serb? I hear it make a difference to both sides of the equation. So much so that when Serbia played Croatia, the two sides were instructed to not shake hands. Maybe you grew up on the border?
Djokovic is Serb, so let's assume you're Serb. Serbia has a 2-1 record against the USA, which is a far cry from 10-0.
If you're a Croat, then I don't know how you lay claim to Djokovic and I'll admit Croatia is up 5-0 against the US. So which is it or are you playing both sides? And, the USA has suffered a drought in recent tennis history, no question.
Now if you're hardcore Yugoslavian, well.....they never made it to the finals. But they did build a nifty car there for a while (not). Search as I might, I could not find any head to head USA v Yugoslavia. I guess it either never happened or wasn't important enough to record.
And since you're a history buff, let's take a look at the facts:
USA has been in the most Davis Cup Finals - 61. We've won 32 and lost 29.
Next are:
Australia
Great Britan
France
and
Sweden in that order.
In 16th place is Croatia with two appearances, they are 1 - 1.
In 17th place is Serbia with one appearance which they won.
Russia has been in 5 and won 2 which bests the total output of Croatia and Serbia.
Don't get me wrong, Serbia has produced some extraordinary tennis players. I just don't think you are one of them or we'd have heard of you. And, the really really good players don't string their own rackets at home on a 100-year old dropweight.
Sweden and Spain have produced more players though and are roughly the same size as Serbia.
History is a fickle b!tch.
You are a poor student as all you do is argue and refute. It would serve you to learn to listen.
Surely you know that 97.895% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
Your 30 minute "investment' shows.
Agreed.
I don't care how good you think you are, your tennis has nothing in common with an ATP top 100. (Neither does anyone on the boards.)
Im affraid you dont know much about tennis if you wanna compare people for your nation.
Im from ex yugoslavia which beats your country 10 times in a row in davis cup and holds slam records with nole
@struggle is right I'm afraid you have proved you're a dim bulb. You say ex-Yugoslavia. Are you Croat or Serb? I hear it make a difference to both sides of the equation. So much so that when Serbia played Croatia, the two sides were instructed to not shake hands. Maybe you grew up on the border?
Djokovic is Serb, so let's assume you're Serb. Serbia has a 2-1 record against the USA, which is a far cry from 10-0.
If you're a Croat, then I don't know how you lay claim to Djokovic and I'll admit Croatia is up 5-0 against the US. So which is it or are you playing both sides? And, the USA has suffered a drought in recent tennis history, no question.
Now if you're hardcore Yugoslavian, well.....they never made it to the finals. But they did build a nifty car there for a while (not).
Search as I might, I could not find any head to head USA v Yugoslavia. I guess it either never happened or wasn't important enough to record.And since you're a history buff, let's take a look at the facts:
USA has been in the most Davis Cup Finals - 61. We've won 32 and lost 29.
Next are:
Australia
Great Britan
France
and
Sweden in that order.
In 16th place is Croatia with two appearances, they are 1 - 1.
In 17th place is Serbia with one appearance which they won.
Russia has been in 5 and won 2 which bests the total output of Croatia and Serbia.
Don't get me wrong, Serbia has produced some extraordinary tennis players. I just don't think you are one of them or we'd have heard of you. And, the really really good players don't string their own rackets at home on a 100-year old dropweight.
Sweden and Spain have produced more players though and are roughly the same size as Serbia.
History is a fickle b!tch.
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Folsom_Stringer_Musa
Professional
Your video will show how you do the DENTs or how you do FON a match?
am1899
Legend
So much ere....
You are a poor student as all you do is argue and refute. It would serve you to learn to listen.
Surely you know that 97.895% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
Your 30 minute "investment' shows.
Agreed.
I don't care how good you think you are, your tennis has nothing in common with an ATP top 100. (Neither does anyone on the boards.)
@struggle is right I'm afraid you have proved you're a dim bulb. You say ex-Yugoslavia. Are you Croat or Serb? I hear it make a difference to both sides of the equation. So much so that when Serbia played Croatia, the two sides were instructed to not shake hands. Maybe you grew up on the border?
Djokovic is Serb, so let's assume you're Serb. Serbia has a 2-1 record against the USA, which is a far cry from 10-0.
If you're a Croat, then I don't know how you lay claim to Djokovic and I'll admit Croatia is up 5-0 against the US. So which is it or are you playing both sides? And, the USA has suffered a drought in recent tennis history, no question.
Now if you're hardcore Yugoslavian, well.....they never made it to the finals. But they did build a nifty car there for a while (not).
And since you're a history buff, let's take a look at the facts:
USA has been in the most Davis Cup Finals - 61. We've won 32 and lost 29.
Next are:
Australia
Great Britan
France
and
Sweden in that order.
In 16th place is Croatia with two appearances, they are 1 - 1.
In 17th place is Serbia with one appearance which they won.
Russia has been in 5 and won 2 which bests the total output of Croatia and Serbia.
Don't get me wrong, Serbia has produced some extraordinary tennis players. I just don't think you are one of them or we'd have heard of you. And, the really really good players don't string their own rackets.
Sweden and Spain have produced more players though and are roughly the same size as Serbia.
History is a fickle b!tch.
Pwned.
End thread.
Clash Ah ah
Rookie
What they get up to behind closed doors and in there own time is up to them.
What if u both and neither.
What if u had both passports .
What if u get paycheck in croatia but live in serbia and travel to work.
What if u are from mix marriage and parents from different country that got married in yugoslavia.
What if u have land in both countries.
What if I played for both national teams.
What if u serbian but catolic.
What if u lived in croatia while they won 5 times in a row but now u live in serbia while djoko is the boss.
But keep tryin to pwn the balkan boy lol.
There is large number of people with many if not all those traits all over ex yugoslavia.
And finally it was 7- 1 in davis cup.
Somehow i put 3 slams that novak won in there .
Thats how much more slams he has then americas best player haha.
My bad.
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Just some skills that would not even enter your mind let alone have them.
Not really, but I will take that as a minor and not important mistake.
You made one huge mistake as well.
Also we cant have breaking all the records in tennis can we.
When djoko gets 1 more slam then fedal it will be enough tho to pwn tennis forever.
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am1899
Legend
@Miki 1234 what if u posted some videos?
Folsom_Stringer_Musa
Professional
I already gave up on that front.
We have a kid from Yugoslavia, what could go wrong?
Folsom_Stringer_Musa
Professional
WTF is this??? You guys speak FONglish in ex. Yugoslavia?
Just when and very soon.
Im quite lazy in that regard since i have all advantage on my side so why hurry.
I must tell you for your own sake this is one subpar post.
No one got what you tried to say.
Irvin
Talk Tennis Guru
I think it's amazing that you've been on TTW since 2010 and you used some of the 73 times you've posted in 11 years on this thread. That's awesome
I think fon sounds good enough , people coming from forum retirement to comment on it.
You should keep an open mind .
Not everything wrong is bad.
Same as my stringing.
Are you related to Jake Speeed?
Rabbit
G.O.A.T.
Like I said, born on the border.
And that's a lot of what if's... It reminds me of your claims in tennis and stringing....all horn and no driveshaft as it were.Let's say you did live in Croatia and they won 5 times in a row (which they did), but now live in Serbia. The USA has played Serbia 3 times losing 2. Now I don't know if they teach you metric math in Croatia/Serbia/Yugoslavia, but 5 + 2 <> 10. And it's probably not even 7 in a row.
Sounds to me like you pick whichever side is winning....a subway fan.
7-1 my arse.
Hey, why don't you add France, Germany, the Czech Republic and Spain in there to up the record?
And there it is. Anything to satiate a broken ego. Baseless grandiose claims of 'greatness' on his own endevours, or hanging on to whichever side is winning, only to have something to feel good about.
Advertising the 'looks' of succes out loud, rather than actually working on growing and becoming more succesful. Perhaps another victim of the war, by proxy through his parents or something like that.
Dispite all he wrote here, I find him to be pitiable.
But then I also know that there are plenty of folks on this board who would actually help and advice him, if he actually choose to grow. Perhaps one day..
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This is one of the best posts i read about me in a long time.
I just love to see myself thru the eyes of another.
That is one of the reasons I come here.
On the other hand i do wory a bit about your views , i know they are not all about me if any for that matter.
Thats not a lot of ifs, its a standard for hundreds of thousands of people.Like I said, born on the border.
Let's say you did live in Croatia and they won 5 times in a row (which they did), but now live in Serbia. The USA has played Serbia 3 times losing 2. Now I don't know if they teach you metric math in Croatia/Serbia/Yugoslavia, but 5 + 2 <> 10. And it's probably not even 7 in a row.
Sounds to me like you pick whichever side is winning....a subway fan.
7-1 my arse.
Hey, why don't you add France, Germany, the Czech Republic and Spain in there to up the record?
I mean i know you cant understand that but ask any ex yugoslav member here and he will say exact same thing as me.
Some people have 2 countries both in serbia and croatia.
Ask any serbian or croatian....
Btw
Arent you the one that said spain is similar size as serbia. When its like 5x bigger .
That is something i never took against you .
I dont see why are you so upset if its 7 1 or 10 1 score.
Are you a hypocrit.
Hope you can use it to your advantage.
Then again, what you do and don't know was exactly the whole point of this thread.....
Try not to worry about my views. Focus on your own views and you'll have more than enough to do.
I couldnt have said it better myself.
Im always working on myself.
I just wory when things dont work out how you want ...how will you react.
Shroud
G.O.A.T.
damn dude. Here I was thinking it was my lack of athleticism, dedication, height, training and day job. Now I know!
@Papa Mango you could have been a contender but that damn business of yours...
Rabbit
G.O.A.T.
My apologies for the geographical faux pas.
Consider me in your debt for the kindness you've shown.
I took your exaggeration as a call to arms. I merely replied with facts.
I think the larger question: Aren't we all in some form or fashion? (In English it's hypocrite)
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