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G.O.A.T.
Everyone is talking about Big 3 records. How boring. This is where it's at, this amazing record.
After starting well at the AO, where he won a 5-setter (!!!) and defeated Dimitrov (!?) to reach the 3rd round where he actually took a set off Citybus, Benoit has lost every match on the regular tour level. He won a few Qualies and a few Challenger matches, but 250 and upward he's been 0-11 since AO.
We know that Spadea holds the record. 21 matches. A record 22 years old.
I have the utmost faith in Benoit. He has all the necessary requirements to defeat this amazing record:
1. A dedicated tanker. (Gives up as soon as he loses a set, or if the umpire annoys him.)
2. Too lazy to run.
3. More concerned with how his hair looks than whether he wins a point.
4. Constantly whining and complaining.
5. Smashes several rackets per match which decreases his odds of success.
6. Completely bored with his chosen profession.
Unfortunately, Benoit won't be able to continue his streak this week because he lost in the Rome qualifiers.
But we know he can lose spectacularly in the 1st R of FO against a dedicated, hard-working clay-courter.
Admittedly, his ranking is around 65 right now, and might plummet further, making it tough for the Frenchman to continue his assault at the peak.
Also, the grass season means less running i.e. less effort which suits Benoit more than his opponents. Nobody said this would be easy.
Still, impossible is nothing, as his fellow Frenchlady once said. (Yes, she is French, i.e. French-Belgian.)
After starting well at the AO, where he won a 5-setter (!!!) and defeated Dimitrov (!?) to reach the 3rd round where he actually took a set off Citybus, Benoit has lost every match on the regular tour level. He won a few Qualies and a few Challenger matches, but 250 and upward he's been 0-11 since AO.
We know that Spadea holds the record. 21 matches. A record 22 years old.
I have the utmost faith in Benoit. He has all the necessary requirements to defeat this amazing record:
1. A dedicated tanker. (Gives up as soon as he loses a set, or if the umpire annoys him.)
2. Too lazy to run.
3. More concerned with how his hair looks than whether he wins a point.
4. Constantly whining and complaining.
5. Smashes several rackets per match which decreases his odds of success.
6. Completely bored with his chosen profession.
Unfortunately, Benoit won't be able to continue his streak this week because he lost in the Rome qualifiers.
But we know he can lose spectacularly in the 1st R of FO against a dedicated, hard-working clay-courter.
Admittedly, his ranking is around 65 right now, and might plummet further, making it tough for the Frenchman to continue his assault at the peak.
Also, the grass season means less running i.e. less effort which suits Benoit more than his opponents. Nobody said this would be easy.
Still, impossible is nothing, as his fellow Frenchlady once said. (Yes, she is French, i.e. French-Belgian.)
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