They won't be able to buy off Rafa. No amount of money is enough to buy a win for Roger against Rafa. Rafa won't sell his birth right.
Best post in this thread. Our Rafa is not a man to do anything for money, he's not like this other disgusting Spanish player who is forever complaining about the season being too long so he can play a full league of exhibitions at 1 million dollars a match, no?
Actually, here at Brigade HQ, we have a transcript of how his conversation with people from the Swiss tennis federation went in Melbourne:
"So you want me to take bribe and lose to Roger? But that would be bad to my image, no? Plus, my fans told me only thing important in tennis is h2h with Roger, so I can't do that, no?"
"Here is what we can do, though. Please wait while I take note from pocket, Tio Toni wrote everything down for me."
"Okay. So we go like this: I play bad against Nishikori and Dimitrov, as if badly injured. Great for Wounded Warrior(TM) image, no? No worries about result, though. Tio Toni tells me this is covered. They will miss crucial shots like sitter forehand in tiebreak, play awful on break points and I win like miracle man. Then, in interview, I can go "I was so lucky", get mucho sympathy from people. All is fine, no?"
"After that, you talk up Roger's chances. He's playing great tennis, back to his 2006-best, and Rafa can barely walk, all that nonsense. His odds get better, I play normal in the semi, and if he's waiting for me to fold, he'll have a funny surprise, no? And we get mucho dinero."
"In the final, I play Stan the... how do you say in English? Pidgin? Yes, pidgin-Stan. Never took a set off me. What a joke. Everybody knows I'm going to win, so we can bet heavily on him. I play the injury card again and let him win after fighting a losing battle like a tragic hero. Everybody happy."
"You get Swiss winner at AO, I get most important thing--h2h against Roger--and we all make mucho, mucho dinero. Also, bery bery good result for Wounded Warrior(TM) franchise. More young females want to bear my babies, stupid Brigade fans start Internet threads about me being moral winner in Melbourne, life is good, no?"
"Also, maybe this can get this hot girl in Rio interested on me. Only reason I'm going to play their crappy tournament. That, and fat appearance fee, of course. She's a Roger fan and won't give me the time of day, and I hate him for that. She's like Xisca on steroids, and you know how big I am on ster... er, Xisca, no?"
These Swiss people really have no morals. Disgusting, I tell you. Good thing our Rafa is here to uphold the purity of our sport.