- Player A should be allowed to serve from anywhere on his side of the court. It is
his side afterall - He can do whatever he pleases. Any rules to the contrary are stupid/ridiculous, and should be removed.
- The concept of a ball being "long" should be abolished in case of player A. There is no long or short ball - only a tennis ball. The court dimensions will be automatically adjusted for every point to ensure that player A's balls are never called "long" (repeat rule by replacing "long" with "wide"). This way, we can have good tennis that can extend the point to 1000 rallies. The point stops when the opponent of player A drops dead or concedes the point by hitting to the net.
- If player A adjusts his shorts stuck in his rear, player B should do the same, in the interest of fairness. Otherwise, it may lead to arm chair experts on various tennis boards picking on/expressing outrage on just player A. Might even lead to conspiracy theories aimed against player A.
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