samprasvsfederer123
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i think fishing, though it may have it good things, enjoy nature and all that, i really cant think of one.
I don't know what a sport is. Can you define it for me please?
What's the matter, don't own a DICTIONARY?
Most ridiculous sport?
Why tennis, of course. :wink:
I've been told that the dictionary definition is wrong.
Take your pick:
Slamball
Rollerderby
Cricket
synchonized swimming
Ballroom dancing
Any sport with the word extreme in it...
Competitive eating (gross)
Cant believe GOLF hasnt been mentioned yet!!!! I hate how tennis and golf are bracketed together !!!!!!!!!!!!
I take offence to cricket being amongst those 'sports'.
Ohhhh! Oh! I've got it.
Midget Throwing.
Curling... and it ain't even close.
Poker
Spelling bee
Why does ESPN broadcast these events?
Competitive eating (gross)
the league is called dwarf tossing
Curling.
I mean, seriously, what on earth can possibly be more pointless and boring than curling? It's just a bunch of guys frantically sweeping the ice with a bunch of brooms in front of the puck-thing. What's next? Competitive vacuuming?
Curling... and it ain't even close.
Curling... and it ain't even close.
I take offence to cricket being amongst those 'sports'.
I can't stand WWF or whatever its now called. Its disgusting that they show it on sports channels.
Take your pick:
Slamball
Rollerderby
Cricket
synchonized swimming
Ballroom dancing
Any sport with the word extreme in it...
Competitive eating (gross)
Now THAT is a very thorough, persuasive and quite informative post; cogency personified.American football by far, it's just coaches outwitting each other with steroid abusing morons.
Some of the events in the Olympics don't make sense to me.
I don't understand the connection to any reality...
Like in the Winter Olympics they have that biathlon.
That combines cross-country skiing with shooting a gun.
How many alpine snipers are into this?
Ski, shoot a gun... ski, bang, bang, bang...
It's like combining swimming and strangle a guy.
Why don't we have that?
That makes absolutely as much sense to me.
Just put people in the pool at the end of each lane for the swimmers...
And that other one that I love is the looge
When the guy wears this slick suit...
This is on the bob-sledge run, but it's not even a sledge.
It's just Bob.
It's just a human being hanging on for their life.
This is the whole sport.
"Oh, he pointed his toes. Oh, this guy's a tremendous athlete."
The looge is the only sport that I've ever seen
that you could have people competing in it against their will
If they were just grabbing people off the street...
"Hey, hey, hey... what is this?"
"I don't wanna be in the looge."
You put the helmet on,
you wouldn't really hear them screaming...
You'd just... "You're in the looge buddy."
World record.
Didn't even wanna do it.
I wanna see that event next year: 'the involuntary looge.'
I have nothing against Curling. Sure it can be boring to watch. But I think it is more of a sport or at least equal to Ice Dancing, and Ice Skating. Or any other event that requires judges to primarily determine the winners and such.
I would actually like to try curling, as it looks like it would be 10 times better to do than watching it.