Nationality of TTW members

[TheMaestro1990]

@TheMaestro1990 Gotta make a poll, OP.

How do I make a poll now? Coudln't find it on "edit".

 

[stringertom]

Did you ever learn the art, that is, Okinawan Shorin-Ryu, Matsubayashi-Ryu karate?

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i was five when we left there...I remember struggling to learn to swim in the beautiful Pacific and that's about the extent of my athletics while there.

 

[skip1969]

. . . Just one thing: I didn't want to "get" anywhere with this thread, I was just plain curious.

that was just a figure of speech, op. i knew you didn't have an agenda and were just curious.

 

[chrischris]

We're all family.

 

[Chicharito]

Someone should make an age, gender, nationality poll.

Age, nationality and gender would be interesting regarding fan bases,

Nadal female support disproportionately high.

Djokovic Serbian support the same etc

 

[BlueB]

Yugoslavian (I'm not even going into tribal blood line percentages, too complicated), turned South African, turned Canadian...

Sent from my SM-G930W8 using Tapatalk

 

[r2473]

I'm Uranusian.

 

[movdqa]

I'm Uranusian.

I thought that you were from Baconia.

 

[r2473]

I thought that you were from Baconia.

That's where I live now.

 

[mmk]

British born Pennsylvania Dutch

 

[Bartelby]

I thought you'd only been up there?

I'm Uranusian.

 

[Deleted member 688153]

How do I make a poll now? Coudln't find it on "edit".

Thread Tools --> Add poll

"Thread Tools" should be at the top of the thread page, on the right, near "Watch Thread".

 

[Sentinel]

From the land of the tiger, literally and figuratively. Literally because the tiger is India's national animal .

Nonsense. Sewretch is our national animal, even though the US has stolen him from us. We've lost teh crown jewels and Sewretch.
Tigers are dwindling but Sewretch is ever expanding. Proud as a peacock, our national bird.

 

[Sentinel]

I'm Uranusian.

aka Planet Sewretch.

Did you leave during the Great Methanagenation Event of May 1965 ?

 

[Tenez!]

How do I make a poll now? Coudln't find it on "edit".

Have to create a new one, you can't edit in a poll.

I'd be curious too.

 

[Dolgopolov85]

Nonsense. Sewretch is our national animal, even though the US has stolen him from us. We've lost teh crown jewels and Sewretch.
Tigers are dwindling but Sewretch is ever expanding. Proud as a peacock, our national bird.

Yes, should never have allowed for all that mass drain from India.

 

[stringertom]

Yes, should never have allowed for all that mass drain from India.

The air quality would be much worse though, as hard as that may seem.

 

[Sentinel]

The air quality would be much worse though, as hard as that may seem.

The food shortages and widespread famine would have wiped out the sub-continent.

 

[Dolgopolov85]

The food shortages and widespread famine would have wiped out the sub-continent.

Cue the famous G B Shaw - G K Chesterton joke.

 

[TheMaestro1990]

Added a poll! Vote, vote, vote!

 

[Sentinel]

Cue the famous G B Shaw - G K Chesterton joke.

Haha !!!

On another occasion Chesterton remarked to his friend George Bernard Shaw, "To look at you, anyone would think a famine had struck England."

Shaw retorted, "To look at you, anyone would think you have caused it."

So Sewretch is our G K Chesterton !

 

[Nostradamus]

I am from America. best country In the world and most powerful too

 

[Sentinel]

We're all family.

That has been suresh's line to get others to hand over their dinner to him.

 

[Sentinel]

BTW, I'm from the land of Sewretch and Sentinel hails from our capital New Delhi.

Do you know what Sewretch's favorite cities are?

Spoiler: Answer

1. Frankfurt
2. Hamburg

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[ScentOfDefeat]

You forgot to add Eternia.

 

[ScentOfDefeat]

You forgot to add Eternia.
This constant shunning of Prince Adam's principality must end.
Ambassador Orko will be addressing the UN General Assembly on this matter.

 

[NewOrder]

I'm portuguese, like the Eternia defender in this thread.

 

[Sartorius]

My country is commonly known for it's ornithological nature, happily eaten at certain places as part of a celebration.

In fact I'm interested in moving to a place where it's known just for that.

 

[chrischris]

We are all family.

 

[Minion]

I'm from the far-side of the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable side of the earth.

 

[stringertom]

Cue the famous G B Shaw - G K Chesterton joke.

Shaw and Winston Churchill engaged in humorous repartee too:

Shaw: I've enclosed two tickets to the premiere of my new play. Bring a friend, if you have one.

Churchill: Cannot use them due to a previous engagement but I am interested in tickets for the second night, if there is one."

 

[Sentinel]

We are all family.

Are you saying we've been incestuous for a few million years ?

 

[Sentinel]

Shaw and Winston Churchill engaged in humorous repartee too:

Shaw: I've enclosed two tickets to the premiere of my new play. Bring a friend, if you have one.

Churchill: Cannot use them due to a previous engagement but I am interested in tickets for the second night, if there is one."

LOL, if only one had such ready wit !!!

 

[Backspin1183]

My real name is Kal-El. I come from a doomed planet Krypton. I look like a human, but I am not one of you.

Seriously, where's the option for New Zealand???

 

[Booger]

American here, living the dream

 

[preeb]

I'm an American-Born-Chinese man in my 20's.

No I do not know Matt Lin.

 

[stringertom]

I'm an American-Born-Chinese man in my 20's.

No I do not know Matt Lin.

Lucky guy!

 

[Felix le chat]

French, living in SoCal...travel to France 2 x 2months every year to see my folks, and play tourneys ...'cause USTA sucks..

 

[v-verb]

Canada

 

[Sentinel]

My real name is Kal-El. I come from a doomed planet Krypton. I look like a human, but I am not one of you.

Our planet is doomed too. Go find yourself another home.

 

[stringertom]

Our planet is doomed too. Go find yourself another home.

Uranus???

 

[Sentinel]

SUranus???

From the frying pan into the fire !

 

[Bender]

I'm applying to become a Sureshian Citizen.

Hoping they'll send me my Brown Card soon.

 

[Backspin1183]

I'm applying to become a Sureshian Citizen.

Hoping they'll send me my Brown Card soon.

You have to weigh at least 220 lbs to be eligible for Sureshian citizenship.

 

[Bender]

You have to weigh at least 220 lbs to be eligible for Sureshian citizenship.

What if I have a lot of weight on my shoulders?

 

[Backspin1183]

What if I have a lot of weight on my shoulders?

In theory, that should count. Unfortunately, Sureshs is a land of big men and their strict law does not allow skinny people to join them. If you weigh less than 220 pounds, you have work to do. Order the pizza, sit on your couch, put on your TV, steaks, eggs, anything...eat, sleep, eat sleep.

 

[Bender]

In theory, that should count. Unfortunately, Sureshs is a land of big men and their law does not allow skinny people to join them. If you weigh less than 220 pounds, you have work to do. Order the pizza, sit on your couch, put on your TV, steaks, eggs, anything...eat, sleep, eat sleep.

My tennis technique should improve so long as I keep poasting here though, right? Maybe watch that gif over and over?

 

[robbo1970]

British born but of French-German descent.

Hence me always supporting the British players, win, lose or lose heavily.

Although I think my French heritage subconsciously gives me a soft spot for some of the French players, like Simon, Gasquet, Tsonga and Monfils.

 

[stringertom]

What if I have a lot of weight on my shoulders?

Phatheads gain automatic citizenship...go directly to the front of the line! (From now on, all posts must be followed by the twin emojis in honor of His favorite color schemed kit)

 

[Deleted member 688153]

Australia represent.

ACT too. I'm rare.