Official Sureshs tribute thread

[JoelDali]

Ware da ya ghett inspiraishun 2 prodyuse sutch whoanderfool pissis of Sewretchyan poetry/potty?
Tell me pleeze. Iz it somm kynda spray?

Either you are for sodoosh or you are against him. You can’t be both.

Please stop by the STC for a best of 3 set mega spray with Jeejo and Prashant.

 

[Sudacafan]

Either you are for sodoosh or you are against him. You can’t be both.

Please stop by the STC for a best of 3 set mega spray with Jeejo and Prashant.

I found 199 meanings for the acronym:
https://www.acronymfinder.com/STC.html

BTW, Make no mistake, I’m all in for Sasquatch.
I will ask Yashwant and Vijay

 

[natalia]

481 pages of nonsense.
Sad.

 

[Sudacafan]

481 pages of nonsense.
Sad.

Did you read them all?
How can you be so Sureshs?

 

[stringertom]

I found 199 meanings for the acronym:
https://www.acronymfinder.com/STC.html

BTW, Make no mistake, I’m all in for Sasquatch.
i will ask Yashwant and Vijay

SrshsTransphatCorpulence is #200.

 

[Sudacafan]

SrshsTransphatCorpulence is #200.

Don’t tell me it’s Sureshs Tennis Center. Does that actually exist?

 

[stringertom]

Don’t tell me it’s Sureshs Tennis Center. Does that actually exist?

OK, I won’t tell you!

Phacebook is your friend!

 

[JoelDali]

Did you read them all?
How can you be so Sureshs?

There was a time that Natalia accepted seroosh into her bosoms and enjoyed his warm protection, and fancied his tasty Mideastern flavoured giblets.

But now she finds herself with very frequent and scorching painful Sureshian Release(TM) episodes and irritable tennis forum thread syndrome. All of this due to her denial of suresh and his whimsical, handsome charms.

Sad for Tom and his unclean thoughts.

Praying he finally accepts satush alongside Natalia and they live happily every after teaching toppless 4.0 mixed clinics at the STC.

 

[natalia]

There was a time that Natalia accepted seroosh into her bosoms and enjoyed his warm protection, and fancied his tasty Mideastern flavoured giblets.

But now she finds herself with very frequent and scorching painful Sureshian Release(TM) episodes and irritable tennis forum thread syndrome. All of this due to her denial of suresh and his whimsical, handsome charms.

Sad for Tom and his unclean thoughts.

Praying he finally accepts satush alongside Natalia and they live happily every after teaching toppless 4.0 mixed clinics at the STC.

Perish the thought! - (or, better, Suresh the thought!)

 

[donquijote]

481 pages of nonsense.
Sad.

That's what makes it so appealing.

 

[Tennis_Hands]

481 pages of sureshs

(not to be confuse wit 481 degrees of sureshsheit)

 

[Sudacafan]

Got Sureshsian Release (TM)?
Available at your local STC.
Call 1-800-DALI

 

[JoelDali]

Got Sureshsian Release (TM)?
Available at your local STC.
Call 1-800-DALI

I called and angry woman said sucoosh no work here.

 

[stringertom]

Coachreshs has outdone hymnself whiff the Gunneswaranreshs sucksess at Indian Whales. Let the gulab jamuns roll!

Dr. Ivo is next!

 

[JoelDali]

I was having drinks at the Del Friscos in Las Vegas with my dad tonight and I heard a kookified man talking loudly about suresh and other wild TT related topics. I could not believe what I was hearing because 10 minutes later some other guy with a British accent was taking about the epic Wilson Clash.

 

[stringertom]

I was having drinks at the Del Friscos in Las Vegas with my dad tonight and I heard a kookified man talking loudly about suresh and other wild TT related topics. I could not believe what I was hearing because 10 minutes later some other guy with a British accent was taking about the epic Wilson Clash.

ComedyGold44 donut talk mutch abowt srshs...on his iggy list.

 

[JoelDali]

ComedyGold44 donut talk mutch abowt srshs...on his iggy list.

U don’t even care about the drop volley anymore.

Sad.

Saddest for U on Sundays.

Never sad for Senti anymore since he publicly denied Saqueefa.

 

[stringertom]

U don’t even care about the drop volley anymore.

Sad.

Saddest for U on Sundays.

Never sad for Senti anymore since he publicly denied Saqueefa.

srshs wuz impotent inn fedr reeching #100 bye teatching Swiss Royal Rajah how two droop volley poobertly. Ewe shood bee prowed butt stihl ewe attacque.

Sad fore DollyJoeliet awl weak.

 

[Raul_SJ]

481 pages of nonsense.
Sad.

Manish Sureshs is a boy wonder that was trained at the Sureshs Tennis Center. Only 17 years old and already ranked #513 in the world. He idolizes Sureshs (of course) and Djok. Bound to win Wimbledon one day but you can tell everyone you heard about hymn hear first.

 

[JoelDali]

Manish Sureshs is a boy wonder that was trained and groomed at the Sureshs Tennis Center. Only 17 years old and already ranked #513 in the world. He idolizes Sureshs and Djok. Bound to win Wimbledon but you can tell everyone you heard about hymn hear first.

People cannot deny the potency of srrrshhhh tennis knowledge any longer when there are facilities that are solely dedicated to him. The STC is an amazing place to train and dream for a causal no frills tennis centric ball release and a grand slam victory.

 

[stringertom]

People cannot deny the potency of srrrshhhh tennis knowledge any longer when there are facilities that are solely dedicated to him. The STC is an amazing place to train and dream for a causal no frills tennis centric ball release and a grand slam victory.

Sadly, the STC experience and the guidance of srshs looks to have taken Gunneswaranreshs as far as he’s going in Indian Whales. Dr. Ivo now has 3 MPs on Coachreshs’ disciple. The gulab jamuns bakers are relieved by this news.

 

[sureshs]

@Sentinel could not help him practice against big serves as no one serves as big as Ivo. Skype was also not a suitable coaching medium - did not provide the personal touch.

 

[JoelDali]

Sadly, the STC experience and the guidance of srshs looks to have taken Gunneswaranreshs as far as he’s going in Indian Whales. Dr. Ivo now has 3 MPs on Coachreshs’ disciple. The gulab jamuns bakers are relieved by this news.

I have reviewed your last 3000 posts and have come to the conclusion that you are now ready for suresh.

 

[Mr.Lob]

Haven't seen Senti in awhile. He stand too close to Suresh during an AYCE happy hour feeding frenzy and get gobbled up? Hopefully he returns soon.

 

[stringertom]

Haven't seen Senti in awhile. He stand too close to Suresh during an AYCE happy hour feeding frenzy and get gobbled up? Hopefully he returns soon.

Knot enuff mete on da boan two interest srshs.

He’s been busy with personal stuff for a while. Eye eagerly aweight hiz reetern.

 

[JoelDali]

Praying that Senti enjoys a meditative Sureshian Spray(TM) and his time off is fruitful and readies him for upcoming 3.5 Internet Tennis Federeration competition.

 

[Tennis_Hands]

Does sureshs provide a personal touch?

 

[donquijote]

Does sureshs provide a personal touch?

He offers a full relaxation according to Jolliette.

 

[Genious at Work]

He offers a full relaxation according to Jolliette.

Sureshs only provides his special personal touch to select students though. The time he was summoned to the club by the representative of Jennifer Love Hewitt he agreed to do the full lesson and her kinetic chain improved at least 2 sizes.

Pity about the restraining order though. *smh*

 

[stringertom]

Does sureshs provide a personal touch?

His touch is sew personal dat itz invisible!:

#InvisibleToProtectTheInnocent

 

[Genious at Work]

His touch is sew personal dat itz invisible!:

Let's not kid ourselves. The only thing invisible about Sureshs is the food on his plate and the tip. He's the David Copperfield of our days.

 

[stringertom]

Let's not kid ourselves. The only thing invisible about Sureshs is the food on his plate and the tip. He's the David Copperfield of our days.

Knot trew! The tutch on the droop volley iz toetully invisible two the naykid aye!

 

[Tennis_Hands]

He offers a full relaxation according to Jolliette.

I have never seen the Release ®

Is there any proof of its existence or it is a food for conversation only on the tour of the 1.5 mixed doubles?

 

[JoelDali]

Amazing and disgust that people infer the sexualization of the spray which is that which secretes out of suresh with a pungent misty glow as he is teaching his students and sharing his knowledge of tennis.

 

[donquijote]

I have never seen the Release ®

Is there any proof of its existence or it is a food for conversation only on the tour of the 1.5 mixed doubles?

You can't see it. You can only feel it.

 

[donquijote]

Sureshs only provides his special personal touch to select students though. The time he was summoned to the club by the representative of Jennifer Love Hewitt he agreed to do the full lesson and her kinetic chain improved at least 2 sizes.

Pity about the restraining order though. *smh*

And Suresh kinetic Jimmy also improved I concur.

 

[Tennis_Hands]

Amazing and disgust that people infer the sexualization of the spray which is that which secretes out of suresh with a pungent misty glow as he is teaching his students and sharing his knowledge of tennis.

You can't see it. You can only feel it.

So, the Release ® is an assfiction?

 

[JoelDali]

So, the Release ® is an assfiction?

Reported.

 

[stringertom]

You can't see it. You can only feel it.

Ewe can sure(shs)ly smell itt!

 

[Genious at Work]

And Suresh kinetic Jimmy also improved I concur.

His career is pointing up?

I sorry.

 

[Genious at Work]

Ewe can sure(shs)ly smell itt!

So many dead canaries agree.

 

[Tennis_Hands]

I saw Feder soar past the clueless Brit just now and thought about his flawless style and how the Swiss tissue from 1942 that UniGlow uses for him wraps around his bulged mussels and I questioned whether squirmeshs wasn't just an alcohol-induced dream after I have watched the Maestro with a whisky in my hand all evening.

I am amaze and paralyze.

 

[stringertom]

I saw Feder soar past the clueless Brit just now and thought about his flawless style and how the Swiss tissue from 1942 that UniGlow uses for him wraps around his bulged mussels and I questioned whether squirmeshs wasn't just an alcohol-induced dream after I have watched the Maestro with a whisky in my hand all evening.

I am amaze and paralyze.

Hands, ewe r a late addishun two The Vortex butt a welcome won!

 

[Tennis_Hands]

Hands, ewe r a late addishun two The Vortex butt a welcome won!

Sinister thought
The Swiss Maestro rules
In my own vortex

 

[Sentinel]

Sadly, the STC experience and the guidance of srshs looks to have taken Gunneswaranreshs as far as he’s going in Indian Whales. Dr. Ivo now has 3 MPs on Coachreshs’ disciple. The gulab jamuns bakers are relieved by this news.

I have reviewed your last 3000 posts and have come to the conclusion that you are now ready for suresh.

Gulab Jamuns are deep-fried not baked. StringerT is still not ready for Satoosh.

 

[Sentinel]

The gulab jamuns bakers are relieved by this news.

The extras are in case satoosh grabs a few.

 

[stringertom]

Gulab Jamuns are deep-fried not baked. StringerT is still not ready for Satoosh.

Saboosh will knead Hiz C130 Hizcules jumbo cargeau plain reinforced beefour takeoff from Indian Whales afftur the Gunneswaranreshs inspired gulab jamuns oregee.

 

[Sudacafan]

Fried and sugary!
Nothing beats that!

 

[Sentinel]

Fried and sugary!
Nothing beats that!

Satoosh eats that.

 

[sureshs]

@Sentinel is back again with his gulab jamuns!

for a while I thought he had passed

Spoiler

gas