Official Sureshs tribute thread

[stringertom]

Do you think suresh prefers a plate of toads to the unvarnished truth ?

Please discuss and explain your viewpoints in detail.

Sabooshs wint four a swim whiff mrs Sabooshs aftur she served hymn a plait uv toads anne out came the unvarnished truth:

 

[Dedans Penthouse]

.
. . > Let out test fart to ease pressure
. . > Not bad, no one heard
. . > Let out full fart
. . > Ass nebula of filth
. . > Everyone heard
. . > Cough to try and cover it up
. . > Fart again, .brutal...
. . > Leave tennis court
. . > Race into clubhouse, run into bathroom
. . > 2 stalls occupied
. . > Handicap open
. . > Run in, rip off tennis shorts
. . > Sit down
. . > Cramp in leg, start breathing hard
. . > Shlt comes flying out my ass at Mach 6
. . > Feel like I'm blasting off to the moon
. . > The only thing I can say is "Yep" every 2 seconds because I'm' so relieved
. . > People in other stalls start choking
. . > They all pull up their undergarments, flush and leave quickly
. . > Finish shlt
. . > Wipe assureshs
. . > Go to leave
. . > Where the hell are the urinals
. . > Wrong bathroom

- from "Sureshs Confidential" . (pg. 462).

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[Sudacafan]

Sabooshs wint four a swim whiff mrs Sabooshs aftur she served hymn a plait uv toads anne out came the unvarnished truth:

Just marking territory, from Wiki:
Hippos mark their territory by defecation. While depositing the faeces, hippos spin their tails to distribute their excrement over a greater area.

 

[stringertom]

Just marking territory, from Wiki:
Hippos mark their territory by defecation. While depositing the faeces, hippos spin their tails to distribute their excrement over a greater area.

Sabooshs, whiff grate a.s.sistance frum JollyDolly, spreads The Spray whirledwide.

 

[Sentinel]

Really clASSy of you to wish death and destruction on other forum members.

I wll report you after my bowl moment.

 

[stringertom]

Really clASSy of you to wish death and destruction on other forum members.

I wll report you after my bowl moment.

Did ewe have anne xtra large plait uv toads two coz dat bowl moment???

 

[Sentinel]

Just marking territory, from Wiki:
Hippos mark their territory by defecation. While depositing the faeces, hippos spin their tails to distribute their excrement over a greater area.

This is a clASSic case of evolution overdoing it.

Saboosh just walks around depositing his droppings as.s he walks. No knead for tales.

But maybe he uses the same techneek for spraying kidney waist pawducts.

 

[Sentinel]

Just marking territory, from Wiki:
Hippos mark their territory by defecation. While depositing the faeces, hippos spin their tails to distribute their excrement over a greater area.

Clearly the hippo has accepted Saboosh in his boosems.

So no report or ban fur hymn.

Now if only @JoelDali could do likewise, then we cood be frenz.

 

[stringertom]

This is a clASSic case of evolution overdoing it.

Saboosh just walks around depositing his droppings as.s he walks. No knead for tales.

But maybe he uses the same techneek for spraying kidney waist pawducts.

This la.s.st line deserves a JacksonRafa style, “EWWW!”

 

[Sentinel]

. . > Shlt comes flying out my ass at Mach 6

Where is the part where it hits the fan and coats the entire restroom ?

. . > *** nebula of filth

hey hey, that is Eau de Sureshs you are mawking. Very preshus substance.

 

[JoelDali]

Where is the part where it hits the fan and coats the entire restroom ?


hey hey, that is Eau de Sureshs you are mawking. Very preshus substance.

Well you’re back and posting more hurtful arrows at those who wish to get betterer at Internet tennis. This obsession with fecal fractals has not been reported yet as I will pray you at midnight with hoap that you will turn around and reach out to the STC and sigh up for the Summer Clay clinics that Muthujaba is organizing for 3.5 level players.

 

[russell]

Well you’re back and posting more hurtful arrows at those who wish to get betterer at Internet tennis. This obsession with fecal fractals has not been reported yet as I will pray you at midnight with hoap that you will turn around and reach out to the STC and sigh up for the Summer Clay clinics that Muthujaba is organizing for 3.5 level players.

I sleighed up for the Summer Spray on Clay Kleenex at the STC and will be praying for Buddhabrot fractal renderings by muthusjabus of shurihabib.

 

[russell]

Define Yelp.

 

[russell]

There was a VBscript programmer convention in Moscova this weekend and Sheremetyevo was in lockdown due to the brothers Sureshsmazov Putin too much waist in the toilet system and flooding all terminals.

When you have Putin the time to be sureashreddy and devlops the instinct to knead Visual Basic Gooey interfaces to track IP addresses, massage me @ the STC via UUCP bang path STC!Mahabharata!BhagavadGita!officeofshrush!rsh and I will sign you up for a free trail to experience a release spray of a lifetime. The first hit will be free towards devlobing a touch of the drop volley.

 

[russell]

Loving Peter.

Sad for Mike. He said he didn’t want to get his heart broken. He’s toast.

Saddest for Johan Kriek’s chocolate release valve distribution capsule.

I still have hi hope for Mickey to open his heart and rejuvunite a deep love with Hannah, or to become a strong open-level batchlore contender to string only 3 Wilson Pro Staff St. Vincents to face off against J0l1y in an official USTA Semi-Quarter Finals bracket and bring home DGoald.

 

[Sentinel]

Loving Peter.

Have you finally abandoned suresh and the drop volley ?

I always knew you were a fare-whether lover.

I am sir tonne you are axe septic Peter and his backhands lice into your booseoms as we squeak.


You aren't worth reporting. I don't want to waist the mods time banning you.

 

[Sentinel]

There was a VBscript programmer convention in Moscova this weekend and Sheremetyevo was in lockdown due to the brothers Sureshsmazov Putin too much waist in the toilet system and flooding all terminals.

All VBScript programmers should be sent to Siberia to perish. Along with ASP programmers who have created awful applications for the govt here which keep throwing up errors on usage. Maybe they can be released after a few months if they are willing to convert to Linux.
And show some aptitude for the drop volley.

 

[Sentinel]

Is that you ?
Looks like the guy in your avatar.
Now I know why your posats are so juvenile.

 

[Sentinel]

I still have hi hope for Mickey to open his heart and rejuvunite a deep love with Hannah

I have heard of Mickey Rooney but the rest of your poast makes no sense. Who is this wench with a palindromic name ? Is she Hannah's sister's sister ?
What is all this doing in sureshez thread ?

 

[stringertom]

I have heard of Mickey Rooney but the rest of your poast makes no sense. Who is this wench with a palindromic name ? Is she Hannah's sister's sister ?
What is all this doing in sureshez thread ?

She’s this trailer trash hoe whiff two mutch makeup on her toematetoe can phace that maiks a weakly decishun on witch looser dewed geauxs home alone.

 

[Sudacafan]

I still have hi hope for Mickey to open his heart and rejuvunite a deep love with Hannah, or to become a strong open-level batchlore contender to string only 3 Wilson Pro Staff St. Vincents to face off against J0l1y in an official USTA Semi-Quarter Finals bracket and bring home DGoald.

Is this Ssrrsshh-related?
As JLB said, forgive my ignorance.

 

[Raul_SJ]

Everyone seeks and needs the drop volley in their lives.
Join us at the STC.

 

[stringertom]

Everyone seeks and needs the drop volley in their lives.
Join us at the STC.

Smells lyke Sabooshs spirit!

 

[Sudacafan]

Clearly the hippo has accepted Saboosh in his boosems.

So no report or ban fur hymn.

Now if only @JoelDali could do likewise, then we cood be frenz.

Hippos are considered the most aggressive animals on Earth against human beans.
Once they axept Ssrrsshhh via bozzoms, that changes dramatically, as the fractal fecal spreadings attest.

 

[Sudacafan]

Does Ssrrsshh need a corporate logo?
If so, I propose the HippoSpreader in pink and lime coloring.

 

[stringertom]

Does Ssrrsshh need a corporate logo?
If so, I propose the HippoSpreader in pink and lime coloring.

That wood resemble the squat backhand half volley frum the baseline. Iff donne inn silhouette lyke Sir Alfred Hitchcock’s famous likening, itt wood beecum whirledwidely known.

 

[JoelDali]

I still have hi hope for Mickey to open his heart and rejuvunite a deep love with Hannah, or to become a strong open-level batchlore contender to string only 3 Wilson Pro Staff St. Vincents to face off against J0l1y in an official USTA Semi-Quarter Finals bracket and bring home DGoald.

Pray for Luke.

Please, please pray for him.

 

[Genious at Work]

Hippos are considered the most aggressive animals on Earth against human beans.
Once they axept Ssrrsshhh via bozzoms, that changes dramatically, as the fractal fecal spreadings attest.

Sureshs is the most aggressive mammal on earth's pie crust. But only when someone cuts ahead of him at the AYCE.

 

[Genious at Work]

Pray for Luke.

Please, please pray for him.

 

[JoelDali]

Sureshs is the most aggressive mammal on earth's pie crust. But only when someone cuts ahead of him at the AYCE.

 

[Dedans Penthouse]

Where is the part where it hits the fan and coats the entire restroom ?

hey hey, that is Eau de Sureshs you are mawking. Very preshus substance.

. ."Sureshs Confidential" are one of these literary pieces targeted more towards the refined palate.
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[Dedans Penthouse]

I can usually make it through a day without having to take a dump at work. But when it hits me, I like to go down to the media center because the handicapped stall in there is a dump-taking fortress.

I wandered over there and walk in...awful freaking smell hits me. Someone is in my stall. I don't want to leave because I've come too far, so I go into the able-bodied pooper and the smell gets even worse. I can't do it.

I leave and walk about 200 yards of hallways to the lounge whilst prairie dogging it. By the time I get there, I'm sweating my derriere off from pure exhaustion...I walk into the men's room and it's just a sink, a toilet, and a urinal on the wall.

Release the hounds.

Walk out, bundle of sticks marketing geek is waiting to use it, give him a nod, and he walked towards his impending death.

- from "Sureshs Confidential" (page 569)
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[sureshs]

Has @Sentinel opened a company in Halle?

 

[stringertom]

Has @Sentinel opened a company in Halle?

I think that advertiser is from Uranus.

 

[russell]

Pray for Luke.

Please, please pray for him.

Luke is an advanced pure technical open level player and I will pray for Luke to dig deep in the right hive to tweak registry keys into Hannah's heart to release her frustration and pass the LjukCheck after Hannah looks and considers all the d-tales.

But can Luke accept Hannah into his pure bossom even if Hannah has played mixed doubles with Chris Harrison and/or Tyler C on and off the court on the Extranet?

 

[JoelDali]

Luke is an advanced pure technical open level player and I will pray for Luke to dig deep in the right hive to tweak registry keys into Hannah's heart to release her frustration and pass the LjukCheck after Hannah looks and considers all the d-tales.

But can Luke accept Hannah into his pure bossom even if Hannah has played mixed doubles with Chris Harrison and/or Tyler C on and off the court on the Extranet?

Do u believe in Jed?

Please advice before dinner.

 

[stringertom]

Do u believe in Jed?

Please advice before dinner.

Maude iz now awear uv ewer subvershun of the Sabooshsian eyedeles whiff this purrcystent thread deerale. Ewe mussed have lossed ewer weigh dooring ewer shift inn the minze rhoom att LetItReign strip club in Las Virus. Sikh help from dudeAU anne ewe may won deigh reetern two Spyder Vane 4.0 mixed dubs level.

 

[Sentinel]

. ."Sureshs Confidential" are one of these literary pieces targeted more towards the refined palate.
.

"palate"

Oh dear Mother of God !!!!

 

[Sentinel]

Has @Sentinel opened a company in Halle?

I think that advertiser is from Uranus.

I saw that and imme jet lee thawte of sooretch !!!

There's also that phat laydee in red (Swiss colors) who I think kneads to meat vid soooresssh.

 

[Sentinel]

Hippos are considered the most aggressive animals on Earth against human beans.

Wow !

I just don't know how you can insult soorish so much and get away without Dali reporting you or hitting back. I seam to bee the target of all his vitriol and frustration.

Any weigh, tanks for the woarning. I will stare clear of hip pose when i go to Africa.

 

[JoelDali]

Wow !

I just don't know how you can insult soorish so much and get away without Dali reporting you or hitting back. I seam to bee the target of all his vitriol and frustration.

Any weigh, tanks for the woarning. I will stare clear of hip pose when i go to Africa.

 

[Sentinel]

Wow

Did he just blow his nose and wipe it on his pants.

 

[Sentinel]

Just Wow.

Spoiler

 

[russell]

Do u believe in Jed?

Please advice before dinner.

If Jed remains faithful to Hannah and harnesses the foundational principals taught at the STC to synergize regular serenade releases under strong moon phases he can diffuse Luke's Power Play and become a Champion laureaut.

 

[Sentinel]

TIL that suresh also evolved a few speacial mussels to help him control the opposite ... make puppy dog eyes.

 

[Sudacafan]

If Jed remains faithful to Hannah and harnesses the foundational principals taught at the STC to synergize regular serenade releases under strong moon phases he can diffuse Luke's Power Play and become a Champion laureaut.

Are you commenting on soap box operas? Oh my.
Again, sorry for my ignorance, if applicable.

 

[russell]

Is this Ssrrsshh-related?
As JLB said, forgive my ignorance.

Are you commenting on soap box operas? Oh my.
Again, sorry for my ignorance, if applicable.

If you update your RSS web syndication feeds to feel the pulse inside the blobosphere in your district, you will learn that many top STC drilling instructors are following Hannah's journey on the reality show the batchloretta to see if Luke's love for Hannah is genuine and if he will make it to the final rose ceremony to face off against Jeb.

Will you be at this year's baccalaureate ceremony at the STC to listen to shourlishs sermon and do you have a desire to receive an honorary desi gulab or a gulab jamun from srosh to become an ambassador to the sport of Internet Tennis?

 

[stringertom]

If you update your RSS web syndication feeds to feel the pulse inside the blobosphere in your district, you will learn that many top STC drilling instructors are following Hannah's journey on the reality show the batchloretta to see if Luke's love for Hannah is genuine and if he will make it to the final rose ceremony to face off against Jeb.

Will you be at this year's baccalaureate ceremony at the STC to listen to shourlishs sermon and do you have a desire to receive an honorary desi gulab or a gulab jamun from srosh to become an ambassador to the sport of Internet Tennis?

Donut the hannahhoe volleighs droop awlreddy ore did she innvest inn silly cone two ess cape tray lore trash whirled???

 

[russell]

Donut the hannahhoe volleighs droop awlreddy ore did she innvest inn silly cone two ess cape tray lore trash whirled???

Hannah is a grown a** woman and former beauty pageant titleholder that is strong and independent and can figure it out on her own as long as the group shifts their focus on her away from Luke.

 

[stringertom]

Hannah is a grown a** woman and former beauty pageant titleholder that is strong and independent and can figure it out on her own as long as the group shifts their focus on her away from Luke.

Yes, beauty pageant kweens r nown fore there grate skillz upstares: