Official Sureshs tribute thread

[stringertom]

Sureshs is a Holey Man and that's why he never curses. He is too busy sticking food into his hole or releasing Bad Karma from his other hole to punish the Unbellyevers.

 

[Raul_SJ]

Imagine these players learning The Drop Volley (TM) .

 

[Deleted member 744633]

Do tell us. I'd like to know.

Omala, Sadguru has inspired seven million volunteers of Isha worldwide. He has initiated several large scale social projects like Project GreenHands and Action for Rural Rejuvenation. For its involvement in various community development programmes, the United Nations has recognised the Foundation by granting it special consultative status with the intergovernmental organisation’s Economic and Social Council.

And if you didn't know that he had been conferred India’s second-highest civilian award, the Padma Vibhushan, for his contribution to spirituality by President Pranab Mukherjee himself a couple of years ago, then it's clear you are indifferent to such causes which is alright ... to each his own

Sri Sri Ravishankar has also done quite a bit. I'll write up something about him later.

 

[Sentinel]

Omala, Sadguru has inspired seven million volunteers of Isha worldwide. He has initiated several large scale social projects like Project GreenHands and Action for Rural Rejuvenation. For its involvement in various community development programmes, the United Nations has recognised the Foundation by granting it special consultative status with the intergovernmental organisation’s Economic and Social Council.

And if you didn't know that he had been conferred India’s second-highest civilian award, the Padma Vibhushan, for his contribution to spirituality by President Pranab Mukherjee himself a couple of years ago, then it's clear you are indifferent to such causes which is alright ... to each his own

Sri Sri Ravishankar has also done quite a bit. I'll write up something about him later.

I am indifferent to everything almost. I've only begun taking a slight interest in the news after the pulwama incident.
This forum is my only window to the outside world

 

[Sentinel]

I have never observed such things. Holy Men almost invariably speak very politely. Can't imagine anyone waiting for hours in the heat for their holy leader to curse at them.
They can stay at home and get that from their wives.

There are some exceptions.
I was once shocked to learn that the highly respected RKP used language that would make Sunny Ali blush.

 

[Sentinel]

Omala, Sadguru

 

[Sudacafan]

Souresh also never tipped anyone.
Maybe one day tipping will be banned.

Tipping is an insult. It's like charity.
And even worse, it is not tax deductible.

 

[Sudacafan]

Could sharoosh be genetically modified ??? Could he be a GMO ??

He can't, he is already a finished product.

 

[Deleted member 744633]

I am indifferent to everything almost. I've only begun taking a slight interest in the news after the pulwama incident.
This forum is my only window to the outside world

LOL, as always, superb humor!

 

[Deleted member 744633]

LOL! I am led to believe that Sadguru has big support from Tamil people so a few curse words won't hurt

 

[Deleted member 744633]

Ali Baba, holy men do not curse!!

Raul ... there are always exceptions In any case, I curse but I'm hardly holy. Herr Sentinel has stated clearly that I'm very much in the bodily conception of life

 

[Power Player]

Ring the bell at the gate in case the security staff are not already with you. Don't let their assault rifles scare you. They will park your car outside and drive you to the house.

I've put some coffee on and we are warming the Boston cream pie.

It's rained heavily last night so the courts on the backside are wet. But we can laze in the pool with tequilas till @JoelDali joins us.

My god what a day with Sentee. I feel like this thread should be dedicated to him now. He truly has released multiple times in the past few months.

 

[Turbo-87]

What kind of racquet does the Sureshs use? I searched Pro's Racquets and Gear and found no info. Is this information not publicly available?

 

[Deleted member 744633]

My god what a day with Sentee. I feel like this thread should be dedicated to him now. He truly has released multiple times in the past few months.

@Sentinel is like a fully loaded goods train at full clip ... always in form and dangerous!

 

[Bartelby]

Sureshs uses a cricket bat. It's more Indian! The drop volleys off it are gorgeous.

What kind of racquet does the Sureshs use? I searched Pro's Racquets and Gear and found no info. Is this information not publicly available?

 

[Bartelby]

Don't those oil trains end up as fiery infernos across the whole of North America?

@Sentinel is like a fully loaded goods train at full clip ... always in form and dangerous!

 

[stringertom]

Imagine these players learning The Drop Volley (TM) .

Just imagine the Haile reeinforced throne necessary four Sabooshs two teatch the prapurr droop volleigh tech kneak.

 

[Deleted member 744633]

Don't those oil trains end up as fiery infernos across the whole of North America?

Well the Americans are great at many things. But one thing that will eventually lead to their downfall is the mass slaughter of cows.

See in Vedic culture, cows are revered as mothers. If not for anything but the simple fact that people drink the milk of cows. In America there isn't a single week, and I'm not exaggerating, that goes by when I do not read about a child being killed by a parent, either by abuse or outright murder. There's a Japanese saying ... first the man takes the drink. Next the drink takes the man. Likewise, with the slaughter of a mother.

 

[JoelDali]

Well the Americans are great at many things. But one thing that will eventually lead to their downfall is the mass slaughter of cows.

See in Vedic culture, cows are revered as mothers. If not for anything but the simple fact that people drink the milk of cows. In America there isn't a single week, and I'm not exaggerating, that goes by when I do not read about a child being killed by a parent, either by abuse or outright murder. There's a Japanese saying ... first the man takes the drink. Next the drink takes the man. Likewise, with the slaughter of a mother.

It appears u have not accepted Saqueefa into your bosoms.

Have u seen the drop volley?

 

[JoelDali]

Do you think they are testing out a SPRAY button ?

Do u think u will ever appreciate Sadoosh or will u continue to disparage his high level tennis championship level?

 

[Deleted member 744633]

It appears u have not accepted Saqueefa into your bosoms.

Have u seen the drop volley?

Dei Okkali Dali, I did see the video posted by Tom but if the current top 3 see it, they will kill anyone that claims it's a drop volley

Omala

 

[Deleted member 744633]

Do u think u will ever appreciate Sadoosh or will u continue to disparage his high level tennis championship level?

LOL X 10,000! Otha Dali, does everyone that participates in this thread have an outstanding sense of humor?

 

[Dedans Penthouse]

Well the Americans are great at many things.

But one thing that will eventually lead to their downfall is
the mass slaughter of cows.

. . Chill - try the BK "Impossible Whopper" . : )

In America there isn't a single week, and I'm not exaggerating, that goes by when I do not read about a child being killed by a parent, either by abuse or outright murder. .

. .In India there isn't a single week, and I'm not exaggerating, that goes by when I do not read about a slew of women being. rape.d....

. . 'moo hoo'
.

 

[Deleted member 744633]

. . Chill - try the BK "Impossible Whopper"


. .In India there isn't a single week, and I'm not exaggerating, that goes by when I do not read about a slew of women being. rape.d....

. . "moo hoo"

LOL Dedans, brilliant! There isn't a single week that a Dedans post doesn't bring a smile to my face

New Delhi, not too long ago, was called the rape capital of the world. Perhaps still is. And it's the capital of the country. I'm truly ashamed that my country's capital has such a cringe-worthy moniker. Really, is it that difficult to find p*ussy? What a shame.

 

[Dedans Penthouse]

You're the cat's meow Sunny A

 

[JoelDali]

LOL Dedans, brilliant! There isn't a single week that a Dedans post doesn't bring a smile to my face

New Delhi, not too long ago, was called the rape capital of the world. Perhaps still is. And it's the capital of the country. I'm truly ashamed that my country's capital has such a cringe-worthy moniker. Really, is it that difficult to find p*ussy? What a shame.

Would u be willing to engage in a high level men’s 3.0 clinic Friday at the STC after dinner?

Please revert back to this PHP based messaging system with your championship play level.

 

[Genious at Work]

I am indifferent to everything almost. I've only begun taking a slight interest in the news after the pulwama incident.
This forum is my only window to the outside world

That's OK. The whirled outside Safooreshs is irrelevant. Galileo wasn't Wright after owl. The Earth doth revolve around Suranus.

 

[Genious at Work]

Tipping is an insult. It's like charity.
And even worse, it is not tax deductible.

You haven't lived until thou have tipped a cow. Just make sure to check the undercarriage beforehand to make shore or you might make a regrettable mistake.

 

[Genious at Work]

What kind of racquet does the Sureshs use? I searched Pro's Racquets and Gear and found no info. Is this information not publicly available?

Sureshs wood beat most 4.5s with a rusty frying pan. He can't be bothered to though, he has nothing left to prove (except perhaps his impregnability to Dali's incessant advances.)

 

[Genious at Work]

You're the cat's meow Sunny A

Except when he does a faux paws.

 

[Genious at Work]

It appears u have not accepted Saqueefa into your bosoms.

Have u seen the drop volley?

Do u think u will ever appreciate Sadoosh or will u continue to disparage his high level tennis championship level?

Would u be willing to engage in a high level men’s 3.0 clinic Friday at the STC after dinner?

Please revert back to this PHP based messaging system with your championship play level.

When u are between shifts, have ewe ever fantasized about entering the Unisex restrooms at Flushing Meadows and walking in on Safuresha performing his fertility volley dance on Billie Jean King, and the ramifications on the international rec tennis Tolerance League scene?

 

[Sudacafan]

You haven't lived until thou have tipped a cow. Just make sure to check the undercarriage beforehand to make shore or you might make a regrettable mistake.

I really did not know about that endeavor, as we prefer more violent hobbies here in South America. I had to do some research and found this, an excerpt in Wikipedia:
“All agree that cows are large animals that are difficult to surprise and will generally resist attempts to be tipped. Estimates suggest a force of between 3,000 and 4,000 newtons (670 and 900 pounds-force) is needed, and that at least four and possibly as many as fourteen people would be required to achieve this.”

Compared to tipping Shiraz, this seams piece of cake.
Moreover, Shroosssh will surely be more difficult than cows to be surprised, and will certainly resist to be tipped.

 

[Raul_SJ]

I believe Soureshs will be bumped to 5.0.

Hit the Like button if you agree.

 

[Sudacafan]

When u are between shifts, have ewe ever fantasized about entering the Unisex restrooms at Flushing Meadows and walking in on Safuresha performing his fertility volley dance on Billie Jean King, and the ramifications on the international rec tennis Tolerance League scene?

BJ King and Margaret Court will shoorely reconcile their different points of view about life and sex, if Saboosh calls them into his blossoms to perform assorted mixed volleys.

 

[Genious at Work]

I really did not know about that endeavor, as we prefer more violent hobbies here in South America. I had to do some research and found this, an excerpt in Wikipedia:
“All agree that cows are large animals that are difficult to surprise and will generally resist attempts to be tipped. Estimates suggest a force of between 3,000 and 4,000 newtons (670 and 900 pounds-force) is needed, and that at least four and possibly as many as fourteen people would be required to achieve this.”

Compared to tipping Shiraz, this seams piece of cake.
Moreover, Shroosssh will surely be more difficult than cows to be surprised, and will certainly resist to be tipped.

You can easily tip a cow by yourself if you show her the Droop Volley first, but that is not allowed by the ITF anymoar. Just like Meldonium, it was a secrete that only a few Russian athletes used profitably for a while. That's why Sharapova hasn't tipped a decent cow in a while.

 

[Genious at Work]

I believe Soureshs will be bumped to 5.0.

Hit the Like button if you agree.

Bumped by whom? A tag team consisting of Sally Struthers and Honey Boo Boo's momma?

 

[Genious at Work]

BJ King and Margaret Court will shoorely reconcile their different points of view about life and sex, if Saboosh calls them into his blossoms to perform assorted mixed volleys.

Reported for explicit imagery of forbidden excite.

 

[Raul_SJ]

BJ King and Margaret Court will shoorely reconcile their different points of view about life and sex, if Saboosh calls them into his blossoms to perform assorted mixed volleys.

Imagine a 2019 Battle of the Sexes between Margaret and Saboosh.
It wood be a nail byter four shureshs butt my money will bee on the awl-thyme Slam Winner Maggie.
A true GOAT.

 

[Sudacafan]

Imagine a 2019 Battle of the Sexes between Margaret and Saboosh.
It wood be a nail byter four shureshs butt my money will bee on the awl-thyme Slam Winner Maggie.
A true GOAT.

Reported for disrespecting Our Shrushness and His Drop Volley.

 

[megamind]

Sareshi will u join me hunger strike?!?! http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/index.php?threads/im-going-on-hunger-strike.650974/

 

[stringertom]

Imagine a 2019 Battle of the Sexes between Margaret and Saboosh.
It wood be a nail byter four shureshs butt my money will bee on the awl-thyme Slam Winner Maggie.
A true GOAT.

Maggie C wood beet Sabooshs whiff a frying pan just four Hiz/Hur gin durr flewidity anne then she wood taik Hiz manbuzzoms two maik a nyce pill low two sit on wile she weights four the rite moe mint two whack JollyDolly aftur hiz shift at SamosasOnAStique inn the mall.

 

[Sudacafan]

Maggie C wood beet Sabooshs whiff a frying pan just four Hiz/Hur gin durr flewidity anne then she wood taik Hiz manbuzzoms two maik a nyce pill low two sit on wile she weights four the rite moe mint two whack JollyDolly aftur hiz shift at SamosasOnAStique inn the mall.

Reported for unnecessary violence.

 

[stringertom]

Reported for unnecessary violence.

Repoarted for gratuitous repoarting.

 

[Sudacafan]

Repoarted for gratuitous repoarting.

I like reporting on random bases.

 

[Azure]

Dei Okkali Dali, I did see the video posted by Tom but if the current top 3 see it, they will kill anyone that claims it's a drop volley

Omala

I swear I read those big fonts as the former president of USA. why do you confuse me and what does the word even mean??


On a side note can anyone explain to me if Saboosh is primarily a hard courter, clay courter, grass courter or does he simply court the company of ayce buffets or does he court Court?

There is also little to no evidence of who his doubles partner is. Waiting to hear in extreme exasperation.

Regards

 

[JoelDali]

When u are between shifts, have ewe ever fantasized about entering the Unisex restrooms at Flushing Meadows and walking in on Safuresha performing his fertility volley dance on Billie Jean King, and the ramifications on the international rec tennis Tolerance League scene?

Moast men in their early 50s will experience a painful Sureshian Release(TM) at least once a week. You on the other hand since you eschew Samoosh will probably suffer moar frequently.

Sad.

Sad for all topless Indian high level 4.0 players.

 

[stringertom]

I like reporting on random bases.

Ewe r JollyDollyian.

 

[Sudacafan]

Moast men in their early 50s will experience a painful Sureshian Release(TM) at least once a week. You on the other hand since you eschew Samoosh will probably suffer moar frequently.

Sad.

Sad for all topless Indian high level 4.0 players.

I hope moist men (Indian and not Indian) duly undergo their prostatic exams when it’s about time to do them, and approve them with unsurprising releases.

 

[JoelDali]

I hope moist men (Indian and not Indian) duly undergo their prostatic exams when it’s about time to do them, and approve them with unsurprising releases.

All I can do is report or reply.

Unfortunately you cannot know which option I choose.

 

[Genious at Work]

Moast men in their early 50s will experience a painful Sureshian Release(TM) at least once a week. You on the other hand since you eschew Samoosh will probably suffer moar frequently.

Sad.

Sad for all topless Indian high level 4.0 players.

When ewe have ur Sureshsian releases, do u watch the drop volley prostrate? And, can that cause prostrate problems down the line? And if ewer doctor invites u to a game of Naked Twister after a prostrate exam to celebrate ur high score, what wood you dew?

On the udder hand, you seem to be obsecksed by the billowing bossoms of Saqueefa. I got an email alert from an anal.ysis pogrom tat says you have used the word "topless" over 100 times in the last few days. That's only behind the number of times Sureshs has used the word "God".