Official Sureshs tribute thread

[blablavla]

Playing another match today, this time not against the Wall.

Will try my best to perform the backscratch drop volley with a smug “take that” reaction

hopefully the opponent won’t mind my arrogant sureshian ways

Focus on the backscratch

 

[Deleted member 744633]

I have no idea about Bollywood.

No problem, Doctor! I understand.

 

[megamind]

My buddy ghosted me. I am much disappoint. I was so excite to hit the backscratch drop volley. Ended up just practicing my serve.

 

[stringertom]

My buddy ghosted me. I am much disappoint. I was so excite to hit the backscratch drop volley. Ended up just practicing my serve.

Wonce ewe admit pleighing whiff Sabooshs ore beeing innspyred bye Sabooshs, mini uv ewer owe ponitz will knot shough up four matches. Ewe beecum wut Fauci warns uv...a supercarrier.

 

[Sentinel]

Water Closet eweshully butt inn Sabooshs’ case their iz know closet UUUGGGEEE enuff four hymn. It’z a Water Coliseum.

Yep, its the Indian version of The Super Bowel.

 

[Sentinel]

giggles, the electronic line calling will fail regularly due to some unrecognized obstruction.
but that doesn't matter much to Saboosh, as long as they don't introduce such electronic systems to call for noncompliance with the AYCE Buffet portions
and that doesn't matter much to Saboosh as long as PF Chang doesn't introduce the 25 seconds timer when entering their WC

25 seconds per drop volley is quite reasonibble, I ashore you. That's what the roll book says and it is Saboosh approved. He usually takes only 10-14 seconds per volley on the everidge witch is one of the fastest times on the planet.

 

[Sentinel]

Sad for Tsurubuchi. But we must not allow any person to yell during a match because yelling can transmit the virus. There shouldn't be any ball kids either. They shouldn't be on the front line fighting against covid infested players yelling at their face.

You mite ass swell not have Tsurubooshi play at all. Not having crazed fans yelling while he strikes the ball is like asking soccer fans in Brittle not to drink, fight and smash chairs.

You cannot change the spirit of the game, Sir or Madam.

 

[Tennease]

Just saw these currently in stock at Toys-R-Us. Excite.

footwork or foodwork?

 

[Sentinel]

we shouldn't allow people in the public toilets as well, cause the water splash creates a potentially dangerous and infected cloud.
so bring everything back home baby.

Whoa there.
Wait. Wow. Wait.

Dry toilets have been invented, Good Sir, if the ssplashs is all you are afraid of.

End you are not accounting for the Claudes that well be released with each laser topspin forehand.

 

[Sentinel]

Correct. Current protocols dictate that Shurrusshs bosoms should be examined with telescolonoscopes given the massive dimensions of the area of study.

Broadly speaking, yes.

Studding any part of Shurrisshs is a multi-disciplinary discipline.

 

[Sentinel]

Shame on you. Wow.

Repoartable much.

The ease whith wich you have replaced Dali shows that he was just one-dimensional with little variety.

Now you need to go beyond Dali. He went in circles, poor chap. He was fine in the beginning but then after hitting his head against Sabooshez belly, things went South.

 

[Sudacafan]

The ease whith wich you have replaced Dali shows that he was just one-dimensional with little variety.

Now you need to go beyond Dali. He went in circles, poor chap. He was fine in the beginning but then after hitting his head against Sabooshez belly, things went South.

What would going beyond Dali exactly mean?
I start to shiver thinking about that.

 

[Sentinel]

The Sureshs is busy revamping his 2020 brand. Retooling product lines and increasing media exposure have both proven to be a challenge in these times.

The Sureshs'es autographs are selling like hot cakes (pardon the French).
Our marketing strageties are therefore to sell hot cakes a long with The Sureshs' Otto Graf.

 

[donquijote]

An animation character based on Suresh lifestyle (eat&eat).

 

[donquijote]

The Sureshs'es autographs are selling like hot cakes (pardon the French).
Our marketing strageties are therefore to sell hot cakes a long with The Sureshs' Otto Graf.

If autographs are selling like hot cakes, Suresh will eat them.

What was this thread about again?

 

[donquijote]

Broadly speaking, yes.

When? When did Suresh speak?

 

[blablavla]

If autographs are selling like hot cakes, Suresh will eat them.

What was this thread about again?

it was about hot cakes and AYCE buffet

 

[blablavla]

When? When did Suresh speak?

you have to:
1. believe in @sureshs
2. believe in @sureshs
3. believe in @sureshs
4. believe in @sureshs
5. let @sureshs in
6. connect with @sureshs

and then one day @sureshs might speak to you

 

[Turbo-87]

Toys-R-Us already sold out the first run of The Sureshs action figures. One lucky customer got the one-per-case variant where he has a pink shirt and green shoes.

 

[blablavla]

Toys-R-Us already sold out the first run of The Sureshs action figures. One lucky customer got the one-per-case variant where he has a pink shirt and green shoes.

What is the scale vs the real Sureshs?

I mean, will my current house accommodate this toy? Or do I need to plan on buying a new castle with a field dedicated to this toy?

 

[blablavla]

Toys-R-Us already sold out the first run of The Sureshs action figures. One lucky customer got the one-per-case variant where he has a pink shirt and green shoes.

and what about delivery?
who is organizing the freight?

 

[Turbo-87]

What is the scale vs the real Sureshs?

I mean, will my current house accommodate this toy? Or do I need to plan on buying a new castle with a field dedicated to this toy?

They are 1:18 scale, just like Star Wars figures. There are plans for a 1:48 scale figures in the cartoon Sureshs & Friends line.

 

[blablavla]

They are 1:18 scale, just like Star Wars figures. There are plans for a 1:48 scale figures in the cartoon Sureshs & Friends line.

18 times bigger than Saboosh?
OK, then I need to hurry up Elon on his Interstellar plans, and I need to buy a planet asap!

 

[natalia]

The ease whith wich you have replaced Dali shows that he was just one-dimensional with little variety.

Now you need to go beyond Dali. He went in circles, poor chap. He was fine in the beginning but then after hitting his head against Sabooshez belly, things went South.

So you’re saying u don’t believe in Sapoosh and don’t want to train with Jeejo’s Elite team of advanced champion level trainers?

Wow. Over. Wait. Wow. Unreal.

Reported.

 

[OldschoolKIaus]

S&V stands for Sureshs and victory.

 

[stringertom]

S&V stands for Sureshs and victory.

Defeet bye S&V won deigh innspyred mee two maik the TSV-approved g.a.s.s masque...eye pleighed hymn wonce aftur a Sabooshs & Vindaloo binje butt the phumes overcame me whiffinn minutes.

 

[Genious at Work]

Wonce ewe admit pleighing whiff Sabooshs ore beeing innspyred bye Sabooshs, mini uv ewer owe ponitz will knot shough up four matches. Ewe beecum wut Fauci warns uv...a supercarrier.

Sureshs looks more like an aircraft carrier from behind.

 

[Genious at Work]

The ease whith wich you have replaced Dali shows that he was just one-dimensional with little variety.

Now you need to go beyond Dali. He went in circles, poor chap. He was fine in the beginning but then after hitting his head against Sabooshez belly, things went South.

South from the belly? Wait. Wut? Reported. Twice.

 

[stringertom]

South from the belly? Wait. Wut? Reported. Twice.

Wood “geauxing South” on Sabooshs whiffowt a ga.s.s masque bee a phorm uv sewisighed ore a hew main phorm uv youth inn Asia???

 

[Genious at Work]

What would going beyond Dali exactly mean?
I start to shiver thinking about that.

A neighbor of mine was two french fries short of Dali and he got committed last month. So I can't imagine what going beyond Dali would be like.

 

[Genious at Work]

Wood “geauxing South” on Sabooshs whiffowt a ga.s.s masque bee a phorm uv sewisighed ore a hew main phorm uv youth inn Asia???

Youth inn Asia should be painless.

 

[Genious at Work]

What is the scale vs the real Sureshs?

I mean, will my current house accommodate this toy? Or do I need to plan on buying a new castle with a field dedicated to this toy?

Scale vs Sureshs? Scale has no chance.

 

[Genious at Work]

and what about delivery?
who is organizing the freight?

The US Army, of coarse.

 

[megamind]

So many tennis players would find themselves at the 4.0 level instead of stuck at the 3.5 level if only they believed in the sureshs, instead of themselves

 

[Turbo-87]

They could be playing at internet championship levels.

 

[Genious at Work]

Is it true that Sureshs was debate champion at his High School?

I heard his arguments weren't particularly good, but his rebuttals were brutal.

 

[stringertom]

Is it true that Sureshs was debate champion at his High School?

I heard his arguments weren't particularly good, but his rebuttals were brutal.

Eye herd Sabooshs wuz two moove two Butte MT untill Hee fownd owt theigh pronownce it Beaut.

 

[Turbo-87]

I made a dghould action figure but I am saving it.

 

[Azure]

What is the scale vs the real Sureshs?

I mean, will my current house accommodate this toy? Or do I need to plan on buying a new castle with a field dedicated to this toy?

On the scales, a mere 1.5 tonnes and in reality could be more, depending on the raid frequencies.

 

[Azure]

Wood “geauxing South” on Sabooshs whiffowt a ga.s.s masque bee a phorm uv sewisighed ore a hew main phorm uv youth inn Asia???

Harakiri

 

[Azure]

Is it true that Sureshs was debate champion at his High School?

I heard his arguments weren't particularly good, but his rebuttals were brutal.

He was the weight champion for sure... I don't see others coming close, of course. His records will stand the test of time - others' time. Not his own. He bests his own records time and again.

 

[Deleted member 744633]

@tennis_pro

From the signature of @megamind - tennis_pro (Matteo Berrettini's Greek uncle).

LOL X 10,000

 

[natalia]

Is it true that Sureshs was debate champion at his High School?

I heard his arguments weren't particularly good, but his rebuttals were brutal.

My Internet Attorney has reviewed all of your recent posts and has decided to Report you and vaccinate himself.

Wow.

 

[donquijote]

you have to:
1. believe in @sureshs
2. believe in @sureshs
3. believe in @sureshs
4. believe in @sureshs
5. let @sureshs in
6. connect with @sureshs

and then one day @sureshs might speak to you

You forgot the accepting him into bosoms thing.

 

[donquijote]

 

[donquijote]

LOL you are brutal!

Sureshs looks more like an aircraft carrier from behind.

A neighbor of mine was two french fries short of Dali and he got committed last month. So I can't imagine what going beyond Dali would be like.

Youth inn Asia should be painless.

Scale vs Sureshs? Scale has no chance.

The US Army, of coarse.

Is it true that Sureshs was debate champion at his High School?

I heard his arguments weren't particularly good, but his rebuttals were brutal.

 

[Azure]

Lolll reminds me of this:

 

[stringertom]

Lolll reminds me of this:

Fay Wray wuz Babooshs’ furst lover; know small onedurr Hee iz the Bagel (Love) Gawd.

 

[sureshs]

Dined in at an Indian restaurant on Tuesday and they had a reduced menu. Told them I wanted the Malai Kofta balls which was not on the menu but they made it for me.

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[Turbo-87]

Dined in at an Indian restaurant on Tuesday and they had a reduced menu. Told them I wanted the Malai Kofta balls which was not on the menu but they made it for me.

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