Perfect conditions for Nadal to beat Djokovic?

[tennis_pro]

I say.

1) French Open final
2) Nadal has to play 6 qualifiers en route to the final, Djokovic has to beat Del Potro, Murray, Federer, Ferrer and SuperSod (playing his 3 supersonic match) in consecutive matches
3) They have to reschedule Djokovic's semi on Saturday 11 p.m.
4) He has to play a 5 hour match
5) Of course Nadal has to be well rested after playing with Youzhny...
6) Djokovic has to play with a frying pan and with 50 kg weights on both his hands and the left ear

Any more ideas?

 

[OddJack]

I say a Boxing ring...

or Bull fighting stadiums...
WWE
things like that.

 

[ben123]

i begin to love this forum lol

 

[Legend of Borg]

i begin to love this forum lol

It gets better.

Just wait till RG....

 

[Raiden]

7) Mandatory timeout
8) Net height doubled
9) Ana Ivanovic is cuffed and locked up inside a Mad Max type "birdcage jail" that is hoisted up high.

 

[OddJack]

7) Ana Ivanovic is cuffed and locked up inside a Mad Max type "birdcage jail" that is hoisted up high.

nah...Djoker is too evil to care...

Excuse me folks.. but I never saw a family that they all look like ass holes.

 

[AM95]

the OP made me lol.

 

[tennis_pro]

7) Mandatory timeout
8) Net height doubled
9) Ana Ivanovic is cuffed and locked up inside a Mad Max type "birdcage jail" that is hoisted up high.

Net height doubled would mean doubled for both players.

Unless you mean - once Nadal hits the ball the net remians the same height, when Djokovic hits a ball back the umpire uses a special red button to heighten it

Think it's doable!

 

[All-rounder]

We need more threads like these. This is too funny
May I add

- Nadal get's 15 mins between each point 8)

 

[YodaKnowsBest]

7) Mandatory timeout
8) Net height doubled
9) Ana Ivanovic is cuffed and locked up inside a Mad Max type "birdcage jail" that is hoisted up high.

10) No Serbian crowd allowed
11) Nadal can use the whole court like in doubles
12) No sitting allowed for the King nor drinking.

 

[YodaKnowsBest]

10) No Serbian crowd allowed
11) Nadal can use the whole court like in doubles
12) No sitting allowed for the King nor drinking.

13) Only one service attempt for the King.
14) No sliding allowed for the King
15) The King may only slice with his backhand

 

[decades]

I say.

1) French Open final
2) Nadal has to play 6 qualifiers en route to the final, Djokovic has to beat Del Potro, Murray, Federer, Ferrer and SuperSod (playing his 3 supersonic match) in consecutive matches
3) They have to reschedule Djokovic's semi on Saturday 11 p.m.
4) He has to play a 5 hour match
5) Of course Nadal has to be well rested after playing with Youzhny...
6) Djokovic has to play with a frying pan and with 50 kg weights on both his hands and the left ear

Any more ideas?

this is a bit complicated for this forum no?

 

[tennis_pro]

13) Only one service attempt for the King.
14) No sliding allowed for the King
15) The King may only slice with his backhand

haha good ones yoda, think it should be more like:

Only Nadal service games allowed, he can hit as many serves as he like untill the ball finds the perfect spot

 

[YodaKnowsBest]

haha good ones yoda, think it should be more like:

Only Nadal service games allowed, he can hit as many serves as he like untill the ball finds the perfect spot

Give Nadal unlimited time between points. :shock:

 

[jackson vile]

Give Nadal unlimited time between points. :shock:

Novak would want a piece of that as well, let's say an unlimited ball bounce count LOL

 

[YodaKnowsBest]

Novak would want a piece of that as well, let's say an unlimited ball bounce count LOL

I would never want to see that match...

 

[niff]

Novak would want a piece of that as well, let's say an unlimited ball bounce count LOL

Lol exactly, Nadal should have started rushing things if anything.

 

[Manus Domini]

Net height doubled would mean doubled for both players.

Unless you mean - once Nadal hits the ball the net remians the same height, when Djokovic hits a ball back the umpire uses a special red button to heighten it

Think it's doable!

No, only after the serve is it doubled. Even it it was trippled, Nadal's fh would be fine

13) Only one service attempt for the King.
14) No sliding allowed for the King
15) The King may only slice with his backhand

16} enforce the time limit before all of Djokovic's serves, but have the clock go haywire whenever Nadal is about to serve

 

[GOAT BAAH!!!]

 

[namelessone]

Perfect conditions for Nadal is to get his 2008/2010 form back.

2009 Novak would down this Rafa, let alone the 2011 monster version.

 

[Mainad]

In order for Nadal to beat Djokovic:

1) Feed him a heavy diet of gluten-rich bread and pasta before the match.
2) Remove his contact lenses.
3) Remove the bandage from below his right knee.
4) Allow him only 3 bounces of the ball per serve (dock him a point for 4 or more).
5) Dock him a point for every netcord (even if they land on Nadal's side).
6) Make him play the match immediately after the last one (Nadal gets 48 hours rest after his).

If all that fails,simply turn the clock back to good old 2010!

 

[billnepill]

It is simple : Novak to switch to one-handed backhand.

 

[zagor]

It is simple : Novak to switch to one-handed backhand and have a 1/17 BP conversion.

There fixed it for you.This should do the trick for Nadal.

 

[YodaKnowsBest]

Steal the King's crown and hide it? I don't know if that will help, but it's sure worth trying.