Smashed my first racket today :(

[Imago]

My scientists recently established that yonex tourG's are allergic to a mix of concrete and velocity.

Yes, British scientists are known for their great discoveries.

 

[AllCourtHeathen]

Yes, British scientists are known for they great discoveries.

The Onion Research & Development labs are located in the US.
We didn't expect it at all, on only the first test, the racquet fell into a profound state of anaphylactic shock upon exposure to the aforementioned concrete
and velocity. The high speed footage doesn't quite capture it, but there may have been an application of several thousand nM of compressive torque also.

Other ground breaking discoveries by Onion Labs

 

[PrinceMoron]

Today I smashed my Wilson 6.1 pro staff 90 blx, on the very first time I used it. I wasn't in a great mood anyway, I hit 3 straight easy shots into the net and I just smashed it. The hoop broke into 4 pieces and now I'm just feeling like a total moron. I've never even thrown my racket before, I just don't know what came over me. It only cost me £80, but even so, I'm furious with myself.

Get yourself a Prince Classic. You can beat those into any shape you like, square, triangular.. and then just beat them back to the original shape.

Now you have got me thinking...I am going to try smashing a Wilson T2000.

 

[movdqa]

Get yourself a Prince Classic. You can beat those into any shape you like, square, triangular.. and then just beat them back to the original shape.

Now you have got me thinking...I am going to try smashing a Wilson T2000.

The welds will break at the throat.

 

[EdMcMush]

I just smack myself in the face like a real degenerate and call myself a few nasty names