Tennis Warehouse-Mid Atlantic Chapter

zapvor

G.O.A.T.
*yawn*

CB - you have coke bottle glasses? back in the day before lasik i had really bad nearsightedness. -8.5 in both eyes.

zapvor - i tried learning a 2 hander but i was awkward and tentative. kinda like you with that girl. how about we both bite the bullet and meet our fears head on? i get a reliable backhand and you get someone to shampoo your hot dog.

wookie - i'm looking at a used mdx with nav and that ceiling dvd. do you know if their are video/audio jacks to connect an xbox?

downs / paul - i am off for 2 weeks in the middle of december. i wanna hit. i'll even come out to the boonies of va.

i'm doing a wilson demo day next week for their new spin effect racquets. has anyone tried these ultra open string patterns yet?

hahahhaa. i think your backhand will be reliable and i will keep looking for shampoo........:(
 

JRstriker12

Hall of Fame
*yawn*

CB - you have coke bottle glasses? back in the day before lasik i had really bad nearsightedness. -8.5 in both eyes.

zapvor - i tried learning a 2 hander but i was awkward and tentative. kinda like you with that girl. how about we both bite the bullet and meet our fears head on? i get a reliable backhand and you get someone to shampoo your hot dog.

wookie - i'm looking at a used mdx with nav and that ceiling dvd. do you know if their are video/audio jacks to connect an xbox?

downs / paul - i am off for 2 weeks in the middle of december. i wanna hit. i'll even come out to the boonies of va.

i'm doing a wilson demo day next week for their new spin effect racquets. has anyone tried these ultra open string patterns yet?

TM - yes, my MDX has several inputs in the console for the passengers in the rear, just below the rear climate controls.
 

downs_chris

Professional
I saw that on tennislink. Funny, I didn't realize that if my wife & I had played, we could have played against you in the 7.5 Loudon league. I'm registered w/ the Dominators, but due to "child activity scheduling" haven't played a match, probably will not bother at this point.

In fact, has anyone ever had any luck getting reimbursed for registering then never playing?

every time i've called someone at a usta office, i feel like they've been helpful...you may need to call in...

but let's try to hit next sunday -- hopefully...
 

coolblue123

Hall of Fame
cb, this is for you - home made 5 spiced beef stew fo lunch... :D

envy envy envy. just having salad. my highlight is some chickpea mix. I think even Buddhist monks on strict veggie diets would feel sorry for me.

Tempted by the starbucks deal today. $30 tumbler and get free brewed coffee for the month in Jan 2013.

Only do it if you are going get $30 in coffee. I always fill in 1/4 of the cup with milk when going to Starbucks to off set the dark taste. I guess I get my $$$ worth.

*yawn*

CB - you have coke bottle glasses? back in the day before lasik i had really bad nearsightedness. -8.5 in both eyes.

zapvor - i tried learning a 2 hander but i was awkward and tentative. kinda like you with that girl. how about we both bite the bullet and meet our fears head on? i get a reliable backhand and you get someone to shampoo your hot dog.

wookie - i'm looking at a used mdx with nav and that ceiling dvd. do you know if their are video/audio jacks to connect an xbox?

downs / paul - i am off for 2 weeks in the middle of december. i wanna hit. i'll even come out to the boonies of va.

i'm doing a wilson demo day next week for their new spin effect racquets. has anyone tried these ultra open string patterns yet?

yeah, i have been warned not to look into the sun multiple times with my thick glasses. I blamed it on endless hours of studying. Or endless hours of screen time. =)
 

JRstriker12

Hall of Fame
If you're a frequent Starbucks visitor - definitely a good deal striker!

Only do it if you are going get $30 in coffee. I always fill in 1/4 of the cup with milk when going to Starbucks to off set the dark taste. I guess I get my $$$ worth.

Yeah, I'm trying to figure out if I would end up drinking $30 on coffee. What is the cost of startbuck brewed coffee now days? Problem is, I'd probably cave and buy a pastry - so no money savings there.

CB- you should try the Blonde roast - great flavor, not so dark. Or get a Caffe Misto - http://www.starbucks.com/menu/drinks/brewed-coffee/cafe-misto
 

PaulMan

Rookie
I still have some Hex left in black & a lil white too. Very good spin and control. In certain frames, they can feel really nice especially since they're cheap hold tension OK too. Some frames, they feel a lil "plasticky"... They felt pretty good in some old i.Rads I had... Let me know if you want some...1.18mm
 

Topaz

Legend
Grande blonde roast is 2.05 in DC. My morning staple before heading into work in Georgetown.

McLovin, the Dominators have at least one more big match coming up. You only need two to qualify for Boars Head! ;)

Downs, was it 7.5 that did your arm in???
 

McLovin

Legend
McLovin, the Dominators have at least one more big match coming up. You only need two to qualify for Boars Head! ;)

Yeah, but my youngest has a gymnastics meet in Midlothian that weekend, so I'm not even certain we'd be available to play.
 

auzzieizm

Semi-Pro
every time i've called someone at a usta office, i feel like they've been helpful...you may need to call in...
They're probably really helpful because they think you're joking when you appeal your rating every other week ;)

hi Auzzie, have u heard of a NZ actress named Kimberley Crossman? my son is really into power rangers and she is making several appearances in the last couple of shows. was reading that she is pretty popular back home

Back home? You're Australian??

And no, I've never heard of that person. <Preparing to get burned> I don't own a TV, and haven't since 2009



When is the McLovin v. Downs showdown spectacular going down??? And where will it be streamed live??
 

zapvor

G.O.A.T.
Grande blonde roast is 2.05 in DC. My morning staple before heading into work in Georgetown.

McLovin, the Dominators have at least one more big match coming up. You only need two to qualify for Boars Head! ;)

Downs, was it 7.5 that did your arm in???

i think i am the only one that doesnt know where you work topaz! are you on m st?
 

mikeler

Moderator
They're probably really helpful because they think you're joking when you appeal your rating every other week ;)



Back home? You're Australian??

And no, I've never heard of that person. <Preparing to get burned> I don't own a TV, and haven't since 2009



When is the McLovin v. Downs showdown spectacular going down??? And where will it be streamed live??

I got dibs on the winner next time I'm up there.
 

coolblue123

Hall of Fame
They're probably really helpful because they think you're joking when you appeal your rating every other week ;)



Back home? You're Australian??

And no, I've never heard of that person. <Preparing to get burned> I don't own a TV, and haven't since 2009



When is the McLovin v. Downs showdown spectacular going down??? And where will it be streamed live??

no, sorry, meant back in her home.
 

Topaz

Legend
That's nothing...3 jobs, full time nursing school, and tennis.

I'm exhausted.

Tennis will calm down now that I'm a 4.0, lol.

(though...I should note...I don't work at any one of the jobs a lot...a bit here, a bit there...)
 

zapvor

G.O.A.T.
i am impressed. i worked 3 jobs in college. i didnt last very long. i need another job now though!

calm down because you will get crushed at 4.0? ;)
 

McLovin

Legend
When is the McLovin v. Downs showdown spectacular going down??? And where will it be streamed live??
Looking at this weekend, but haven't firmed up anything yet. Still in talks with The Tennis Channel on broadcasting rights...
I got dibs on the winner next time I'm up there.
If its me, I'm hoping I can do better than 1 for 16 on break points. In my defense, you pulled out some killer volleys on 14 of them.
 

coolblue123

Hall of Fame
JRStriker: Prestiging now is not that bad now. We get to keep all our attachments once we unlock the guns. But I don't know what perks we get now? Do we still get an extra customizable class?
 

mikeler

Moderator
Looking at this weekend, but haven't firmed up anything yet. Still in talks with The Tennis Channel on broadcasting rights...

If its me, I'm hoping I can do better than 1 for 16 on break points. In my defense, you pulled out some killer volleys on 14 of them.

Something about these Exo Tours. I had a couple of killer drop shot half volleys playing dubs Sunday.
 

tennismonkey

Semi-Pro
mikeler -- the exo3 tours do seem to make drop volleys easier. the mushiness / flex makes soaking up just enough pace easier. since my switch to donnays, i haven't quite dialed in drop volleys.

sapient -- that video is impressive. 800K views of a guy de-boning a chicken. but then again kim kardashian has a lot more than 800K views of her de-boning.

anyone wanna hit tonight -- i think it's like 70 degrees out.

what's for lunch -- i want chicken galantine now. where do i get that?
 

downs_chris

Professional
Looking at this weekend, but haven't firmed up anything yet. Still in talks with The Tennis Channel on broadcasting rights...

If its me, I'm hoping I can do better than 1 for 16 on break points. In my defense, you pulled out some killer volleys on 14 of them.

this sunday might be tougher now -- i have 2 matches that day...maybe one day after work at ida lee during the week? i'll email you my free days...
 

downs_chris

Professional
8:30am, right Downs?

against Team America! need to finish them off!

going to watch the bolivian neck tie on Friday evening -- he told me to bring my racquets so we can hit when he finishes early...i like how he already knows the outcome of his matches before they start...
 

Sup2Dresq

Hall of Fame
against Team America! need to finish them off!

going to watch the bolivian neck tie on Friday evening -- he told me to bring my racquets so we can hit when he finishes early...i like how he already knows the outcome of his matches before they start...

The legend grows.

Does he call out where he is going to serve beforehand?
 

tennismonkey

Semi-Pro
i played dubs against BNT (bolivian neck tie) with downs. he would tell downs he's going to blast a flat serve down the T. downs would be ready and blink. Ace.

and with me BNT liked to toy with me and hit drop shots at angles that defied natural laws of science and human decency. my favorites were the drop shots with me about 2 feet away from the net and he angles them in the corner by the alley. Winner.

i think the best part is BNT is prolly carrying an extra ullyses s. grant in lbs but he's pretty solid player.
 

downs_chris

Professional
The legend grows.

Does he call out where he is going to serve beforehand?

true story - he actually called one of his serves out for his opponents, so he could be nice and hit them a soft second serve...they told him, it's their call and they wanted the point...he gets pissed, then serves 3 straight 120+ mph aces to close the game...

...this was for 7.5 mixed too...like the honey badger, he does not care...
 

tennismonkey

Semi-Pro
HAHAHAHAHAHA. 7.5 mixed? i didn't know you could play 4.5 with a 3.0 girl in 7.5 mixed. that's awesome. he's like a 5.0+ playing 4.5. so the disparity between him and the girl is like:

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coolblue123

Hall of Fame
wow... BNT looks like the type that eats 4.5's for a light snack.
Where does he play? Does he play in USTA leagues? Gotta check out this legend.
 

downs_chris

Professional
wow... BNT looks like the type that eats 4.5's for a light snack.
Where does he play? Does he play in USTA leagues? Gotta check out this legend.

he plays 4.5...i played him in singles...i think i lost 2 and 5...

another good story -- then i'll stop -- back in the day when he was in his tennis prime -- he got a letter with an invitation into the US Open qualifying...his (now ex) wife hid the letter from him and he didn't find out years later...he cried...
 

coolblue123

Hall of Fame
How did he get his nickname BNT?

is this the same guy that plays at Fairfax Racquet Club that use to play nationals for another country? If so, I have of heard of this person from 3 other sources other than here.

Does this person giggle at ppl while hitting and violates all human rights rules by drop/lobbing while watching ppl cry in mercy and pain to retrieve the ball?
 
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Sup2Dresq

Hall of Fame
It looks like there is not much difference between the legend of Chuck Norris and Gary's legend in tennis...except an accent and a better forehand.

The legend grows.

P.s. Most would tear a little for Gary regarding the us open letter. Will be a touching moment in his memoirs.

The question is what actor could play Gary in his movie?
 

JRstriker12

Hall of Fame
It looks like there is not much difference between the legend of Chuck Norris and Gary's legend in tennis...except an accent and a better forehand.

The legend grows.

P.s. Most would tear a little for Gary regarding the us open letter. Will be a touching moment in his memoirs.

The question is what actor could play Gary in his movie?

Chuck Norris?

Sounds like dude is off the NTRP scale. How does he avoid the DQ? Or more importantly why does he continue to crush your average hacker in leagues? Sort of pointless, no?
 

Topaz

Legend
We played some 'fun' dubs after our last match. I asked for a 'third' serve. I still didn't touch it. He had fun toying with us.

He just loves to play, so he doesn't care if it is with a 3.0 or with Downs. I think he likes the challenge with the 3.0 (though, two of ours are now 3.5s)

Sunday he played 18 holes of golf, 8.5, then 7.5. His 8.5 clinched a districts spot, and he was giddy as a school girl about it. Nice to see someone so good get excited about beating up on us scrubs.

It is rumored that he played Davis Cup.
 

Topaz

Legend
Chuck Norris?

Sounds like dude is off the NTRP scale. How does he avoid the DQ? Or more importantly why does he continue to crush your average hacker in leagues? Sort of pointless, no?

He is computer rated. Didn't get the bump to 5.0. He's kinda ticked off about it too.
 

JRstriker12

Hall of Fame
We played some 'fun' dubs after our last match. I asked for a 'third' serve. I still didn't touch it. He had fun toying with us.

He just loves to play, so he doesn't care if it is with a 3.0 or with Downs. I think he likes the challenge with the 3.0 (though, two of ours are now 3.5s)

Sunday he played 18 holes of golf, 8.5, then 7.5. His 8.5 clinched a districts spot, and he was giddy as a school girl about it. Nice to see someone so good get excited about beating up on us scrubs.

It is rumored that he played Davis Cup.

He is computer rated. Didn't get the bump to 5.0. He's kinda ticked off about it too.

I think the words Davis cup should qualify for an automatic bump to 5.0.

Guess some people just like to win, even if they crush their little sis at tic-tac-toe.

I've heard of him, before. Just wish I could see him in action, sounds beastly.
 

Topaz

Legend
He did his job JRS. Won all his 4.5 matches. What else is he supposed to do? The computer didn't bump him up.

And don't kid yourself...Downs is playing 7.5. Other reallllly good new 4.5s are playing 7.5. Many combos are really 8.5 combos at this point (including myself and one of my partners)...its at the end of the season.

He's actually a really awesome person, and he's even lost at 7.5. Takes it with grace and moves on. Usually after buying at least one round of drinks.
 

JRstriker12

Hall of Fame
He did his job JRS. Won all his 4.5 matches. What else is he supposed to do? The computer didn't bump him up.

And don't kid yourself...Downs is playing 7.5. Other reallllly good new 4.5s are playing 7.5. Many combos are really 8.5 combos at this point (including myself and one of my partners)...its at the end of the season.

He's actually a really awesome person, and he's even lost at 7.5. Takes it with grace and moves on. Usually after buying at least one round of drinks.

Yeah, I've mentioned the terms sand and bag concerning Mr. Downs before. ;)

Hope to meet this guy sometime.
 

zapvor

G.O.A.T.
he plays 4.5...i played him in singles...i think i lost 2 and 5...

another good story -- then i'll stop -- back in the day when he was in his tennis prime -- he got a letter with an invitation into the US Open qualifying...his (now ex) wife hid the letter from him and he didn't find out years later...he cried...

WOW. i am glad its his ex wife. i would have murdered her......
 

McLovin

Legend
this sunday might be tougher now -- i have 2 matches that day...maybe one day after work at ida lee during the week? i'll email you my free days...
Sounds good. Mondays are bad for me, but should be able to make any other day work. BTW, I usually get out of work @ 2ish, and I work in Reston.
How did he get his nickname BNT?

is this the same guy that plays at Fairfax Racquet Club that use to play nationals for another country? If so, I have of heard of this person from 3 other sources other than here.

Does this person giggle at ppl while hitting and violates all human rights rules by drop/lobbing while watching ppl cry in mercy and pain to retrieve the ball?
The nickname came from a guy on our 4.5 team who's known Gary for years & years. Just something he threw out there & it stuck. Don't know about playing nationals, but he has some of the best drop shots & lobs around. Like I said, he can blast a forehand @ 100MPH, then hit a killer drop shot. This is why he gives me fits.
 

Sup2Dresq

Hall of Fame
Sounds good. Mondays are bad for me, but should be able to make any other day work. BTW, I usually get out of work @ 2ish, and I work in Reston.

The nickname came from a guy on our 4.5 team who's known Gary for years & years. Just something he threw out there & it stuck. Don't know about playing nationals, but he has some of the best drop shots & lobs around. Like I said, he can blast a forehand @ 100MPH, then hit a killer drop shot. This is why he gives me fits.



Is Gary seven feet tall, kills men by the hundreds...consumes [opponents] with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his [toosh]

Ala William Wallace/braveheart

Gary's legend grows.
 
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