The Tennis Book that would never sell.....
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racquet_jedi
Professional
"Why I played best with Jimmy Connors as my coach"-Andy Roddick...
Leublu tennis
Legend
Thats baaad!
my_forehand
Professional
^ ...Meanie.
Radical Shot
Semi-Pro
"The connoisseurs guide to cheap eats at Wimbledon" - Damir Dokic
"How to run a fair and equitable tennis tournament" - Damir Dokic
"Aussie Aussie Aussie - OI OI OI" - Damir Dokic
"How to run a fair and equitable tennis tournament" - Damir Dokic
"Aussie Aussie Aussie - OI OI OI" - Damir Dokic
M
Morrissey
Guest
'Smart Tennis' by Andy Roddick
'Tennis tips for excellent court movement' by Andy Roddick
'How to respect chair umpires' by Andy Roddick, foreword by John McEnroe.
'Tennis tips for excellent court movement' by Andy Roddick
'How to respect chair umpires' by Andy Roddick, foreword by John McEnroe.
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TheTruth
G.O.A.T.
How To Be Faithful To Your Spouses by Chris Evert Lloyd and Greg Norman
Kickbacks For Commentating by Mary Jo Fernandez (Godsick)
Being Objective by ESPN Commentators, Foreword by Jimmy Arias
The Power of Self Belief by James Blake
Eat What You Want, Calories Be Danged--Mirka Vavrinec
The Art of Getting Easy Draws by Roger Federer
Stacking The Draws Against Me (Every Tournament) by Rafael Nadal
I'm The Real Star Of The WTA by Maria Sharapova
Kickbacks For Commentating by Mary Jo Fernandez (Godsick)
Being Objective by ESPN Commentators, Foreword by Jimmy Arias
The Power of Self Belief by James Blake
Eat What You Want, Calories Be Danged--Mirka Vavrinec
The Art of Getting Easy Draws by Roger Federer
Stacking The Draws Against Me (Every Tournament) by Rafael Nadal
I'm The Real Star Of The WTA by Maria Sharapova
9000tennis
Rookie
Aren't draws completely random except the seedings? I always thought it was random who the seeded players should play against before facing any seeded players.
Just wondering
TheTruth
G.O.A.T.
Aren't draws completely random except the seedings? I always thought it was random who the seeded players should play against before facing any seeded players.
Just wondering
That's a whole 'nother debate. Personally, I don't believe they're random because some people get easy ones all the time, and others get hard ones all the time. So it reminds me of how they say they rig the lottery balls right in front of our eyes. Now I know a lot of people believe they aren't rigged, but nothing would convince me of that!
Aren't draws completely random except the seedings? I always thought it was random who the seeded players should play against before facing any seeded players.
Just wondering
The draws are random but certain players (Fed*cough*erer*cough*) can make any draw look easy because they have H2H vs most players that look something like 10-0 or 15-1 or so. Of course the haters will complain about easy draws even thou I bet if you would put their favourite player into the same draw then he would lose in the first two rounds.
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9000tennis
Rookie
Thanks for clearing that up for me.
I know some members of this forum hardly believe anything, but that does not keep me up at night. I just don't read the whole mud throwing. People can believe what they want, and I'm not even going to debate with these people, because it's totally pointless. And I'm not a Federer or Nadal fan. But believing that the draws are rigged are just a bit too much paranoia for me.
Anyways, back on topic....
England belongs to me by Andy Murray.
Twins 2 "the movie" by Karlovic and Rochus.
I don't sweat by Medvedev.
I really love the Nalbandian jokes here
slice bh compliment
G.O.A.T.
Dating Hingis and Still Winning, Ivo Heuberger
Staying Dry, Patrick Rafter
Big Hair, Ivan Ljubicic and Nikolay Davydenko
A Voluptuous Woman's Guide to Tennis, Justine Henin
Speed and Strength Manual for us Skinny Girls, Serena Williams
Urban Streetwear for the White and Dorky, Vincent Spadea
Serenity Now!, John McEnroe and Jeff Tarango
Being a Supportive Ex-Husband and Loving Father, Roscoe Tanner
Class, Baby! by Jimmy Connors
Quiet Dignity, Dijana Djokovic
The Ins and Outs of Nobu, Boris Becker
Staying Dry, Patrick Rafter
Big Hair, Ivan Ljubicic and Nikolay Davydenko
A Voluptuous Woman's Guide to Tennis, Justine Henin
Speed and Strength Manual for us Skinny Girls, Serena Williams
Urban Streetwear for the White and Dorky, Vincent Spadea
Serenity Now!, John McEnroe and Jeff Tarango
Being a Supportive Ex-Husband and Loving Father, Roscoe Tanner
Class, Baby! by Jimmy Connors
Quiet Dignity, Dijana Djokovic
The Ins and Outs of Nobu, Boris Becker
montx
Professional
"How to celebrate with the worm dance" - Radek Stepanek
"How to keep dating women on the tour" - Radek Stepanek
"How to fall over and cry when you win a grand slam" - Roger Federer
"How to look awake during grand slam finals" - Tony Roche
"Lose your Beer Gut in a few days" - Pete Sampras
"Forget the backhand" - James Blake
"How to keep dating women on the tour" - Radek Stepanek
"How to fall over and cry when you win a grand slam" - Roger Federer
"How to look awake during grand slam finals" - Tony Roche
"Lose your Beer Gut in a few days" - Pete Sampras
"Forget the backhand" - James Blake
slice bh compliment
G.O.A.T.
Actually, from what I've seen at my club, I think Blake's Forget The Backhand will sell a million copies.
Ultra2HolyGrail
Hall of Fame
"The Perfect Backhand" -- Pete Sampras-Roger Federer
"Rapidly improve your Net Game" -- Andre Agassi
"Power Tennis" -- Fabrice Santoro
"Gangsta Tennis"--Vincent Spadea
"The art of Serve and Volley"--Nick Bolleterri
"Achieve Beautiful Tennis Strokes"--John Mcenroe
"Rapidly improve your Net Game" -- Andre Agassi
"Power Tennis" -- Fabrice Santoro
"Gangsta Tennis"--Vincent Spadea
"The art of Serve and Volley"--Nick Bolleterri
"Achieve Beautiful Tennis Strokes"--John Mcenroe
kimbahpnam
Hall of Fame
"How to Pick Out a Wedgie" - Nadal
kimbahpnam
Hall of Fame
"How to Receive Undeserved Recognition" -Kournikova
Ultra2HolyGrail
Hall of Fame
"Beating Federer"--Andy Roddick
"How to become a French Open Champion"--Pete Sampras-Roger Federer
"Winning on Clay"--Andy Roddick
TW Members.
"How to argue like a pro on the internet" --Break Point
"How to use Larger Racquets to improve Your Game"--Drakulie
"Winning Tennis Brooklyn Style"-Rickson
"Spending money wisely on tennis racquets"--Jollyroger
"How to become a French Open Champion"--Pete Sampras-Roger Federer
"Winning on Clay"--Andy Roddick
TW Members.
"How to argue like a pro on the internet" --Break Point
"How to use Larger Racquets to improve Your Game"--Drakulie
"Winning Tennis Brooklyn Style"-Rickson
"Spending money wisely on tennis racquets"--Jollyroger
el sergento
Hall of Fame
Featuring the smash hit: "you win today - no you win today! - no really, I want you to win today....."
and the power ballad:
"Andre walks like a duck...........yeah I know!"
el sergento
Hall of Fame
"Tight body, tighter pants" by Rafael Nadal
"How shorts that actually fit changed my life!" by Rafael Nadal
"Sign language for dummies" by Rafael Nadal
"How I won Wimbledon - the Thomas Muster story"
"Saving the best for last - how to dominate in finals" by Cedric Pioline
"The comeback kid" by Bjorn Borg
"Master will protect us" by Nikolay Davydenko
"Raw fish - the perfect tennis food?" by Nikolay Davydenko
"Unibrows of glory - The Tod Martin Chronicles"
"I've got this strange itch" by Mark Philippoussis
"We make sexy time, yes? - My story" by Marcos Baghdatis
"How shorts that actually fit changed my life!" by Rafael Nadal
"Sign language for dummies" by Rafael Nadal
"How I won Wimbledon - the Thomas Muster story"
"Saving the best for last - how to dominate in finals" by Cedric Pioline
"The comeback kid" by Bjorn Borg
"Master will protect us" by Nikolay Davydenko
"Raw fish - the perfect tennis food?" by Nikolay Davydenko
"Unibrows of glory - The Tod Martin Chronicles"
"I've got this strange itch" by Mark Philippoussis
"We make sexy time, yes? - My story" by Marcos Baghdatis
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Leublu tennis
Legend
Are you kidding? Did you ever see her when she was playing? Well deserved. Well deserved.
Leublu tennis
Legend
Not bad. two three
f1 tech
Semi-Pro
Haha, I like this one!
TheTruth
G.O.A.T.
All of your titles are great!
heftylefty
Hall of Fame
"When a Good Forehand is not Enough-A Pretty Girl's Guide to Sucessing in Pro Tennis" by Ana Kournikova
vrishtijinx
New User
How to get beautiful -by serena williams
I love Roger- Novak Djokovic
How to respect those who are better than you- Novak Djokovic
How to date a dumb supermodel- Roger federer
My six pack abs- Roger Federer
I love Roger- Novak Djokovic
How to respect those who are better than you- Novak Djokovic
How to date a dumb supermodel- Roger federer
My six pack abs- Roger Federer
Sticklacer
New User
"Smoking the Grass at Wimbledon" by J. Capriati
el sergento
Hall of Fame
Actually, I believe the second edition was re-released as:
"Smoking the grass and snorting the lines at Wimbledon" by J. Capriati and Martina Hingis.
topspinlobber1234
New User
"Playing with Finesse: Approaching the net to volley" by top American players Andy Roddick and James Blake.
M
Morrissey
Guest
"Dominance of one handed backhand" by BrakePoint, senior member of the forum.
senile member of the forum
M
Morrissey
Guest
How to play smart tennis, by Andy Roddick & James Blake.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
"Dominance of one handed backhand" by BrakePoint, senior member of the forum.
OMG !!! His name is Breakpoint not BrakePoint !
h7hugo
Rookie
Federer has one of the most perfect tecniques to hit a backhand...
slice bh compliment
G.O.A.T.
Ninguna Cosecha del Extremo
--Rafael Nadal
--Rafael Nadal
You stole that from me
When I tried the reverse, it comes out as "No Cosecha of the End"
