this or that

[Dedans Penthouse]

For grilling, dachsunds. As a hood orniment, chihuahuas.


racing towards the back fence--your back facing the net while hitting the shot:

over-the-shoulder winner

-or-

between-the-legs winner?

 

[purple-n-gold]

between the legs winner

take allergy medicine or deal with the pollen...A-chew

 

[slice bh compliment]

No medication.

Boost your immune system with yogurt and local honey
or
sneeze along with the pollen?

 

[TheDLink]

Boost your immune system with yogurt and local honey

I'm stuck on an island, i wish i brought my:
infinitely charged iPod or a month's worth of clean clothes

 

[skyzoo]

Boost your immune system with yogurt and local honey

I'm stuck on an island, i wish i brought my:
infinitely charged iPod or a month's worth of clean clothes

Ipod bro. Not to sure what I would do without my music.

Ti-83 calculator or Ti-84+ calculator?

 

[Mike Bulgakov]

Abacus.

Wandering the maze of another carnal Copenhagen night, or strolling the bright daylight of a Cannes sidewalk on your way to the Festival de Cannes?

 

[Sentinel]

Cannes over carnality for me.

The Who by Numbers or
Meaty Beaty Big and Bouncy.

 

[slice bh compliment]

My favorite English Lit professor said to always, always pick sexual innuendo over mathematics.

Meaty Beaty Big and Bouncy.

Bro'
or
man
or dude?

 

[Sentinel]

Dude ( i chose this since I just saw Steve Jobs Keynote address on the iPhone OS 4. "Dude or Chick")

Gal or Chick ?

 

[jswinf]

Chick (they both seem kind of retro, or is it so old it's new?)

cops or fuzz?

 

[skyzoo]

Chick (they both seem kind of retro, or is it so old it's new?)

cops or fuzz?

Fuzz, that movie was hilarious

Roddick service motion or Monfils service motion?

 

[jswinf]

Monfils to watch (Roddick for results)

sand or gravel?

 

[flyinghippos101]

gravel

powerade or gatorade?

 

[OKUSA]

melon gatorade is the only sports drink i can handle (still have to water it down)

american football or football?

 

[Green374]

Futbol ftw

A vacation to Milan on a 5 star first class seat airline and sleeping in a 5 star hotel or a dinner with Roger Federer

 

[mhstennis100]

Vacation to Milan.

Jimi Hendrix or Stevie Ray Vaughan?

 

[little_e]

Vacation to Milan.

Jimi Hendrix or Stevie Ray Vaughan?

Jimi


Howlin' Wolf or Muddy Waters

 

[Mike Bulgakov]

Muddy Waters

On the wrong side of an intelligence agency, on the wrong side of organized crime, or in the hall of mirrors where the two realms intersect?

 

[Green374]

In the hall of mirrors where the two realms intersect
Fastest between these two tennis player that sprints after the ball like its there life at risk.

Michael Chang or Rafael Nadal

 

[jswinf]

Nadal, Chang must have lost a step or 2 by now (or did you mean when he was younger...?)

pronate or supinate?

 

[fedifed]

pronate

IPhone or IPad

 

[OKUSA]

Iphone

Roland Garros or US Open

 

[onehandbh]

Iphone

Roland Garros or US Open

Roland Garros.


Roland Emmerich or Michael Bay?

 

[Yaz]

Michael Bay

Vanessa Minillo or Mayleen Ramey?

 

[ccmasterk]

Uhh...uhh....Ramey!

Mike Bryan or Bob Bryan

 

[TennisBeginner]

Bobby, nothing against mike, I just like the name Bob more.

219871298721, or 12981272019?

 

[tennisrocksincali]

12981272019

hard or clay?

 

[jswinf]

clay, would be first time for me

Spring or Autumn? (Summer or winter should be no choice for tennis players.)

 

[kimbahpnam]

Spring

love or lust?

 

[OKUSA]

love hurts more but is more rewarding

Net Cord winner or Ace?

 

[jswinf]

Ace!--I mean, who lives and breathes for a net cord winner?

Beer in cans or bottles?

 

[Sentinel]

cans.

bold or italic

 

[slice bh compliment]

Bold

speak slowly and directly with conviction
or
to talk? with 'like' the intonation? of a person asking questions?

 

[jswinf]

s p e a k s l o w l y a n d d i r e c t l y . . . .

like, garlic or onion?

 

[TheDLink]

i love garlic

winning $50 million lottery
or
being close friends with 5 of your most favorite celebrities

 

[ccmasterk]

screw celebs, I want $50

Dora the Explorer or Blue's Clues

 

[OKUSA]

Dora, steve is too real to be that annoying

Plato or Socrates

 

[SoBad]

Dora, steve is too real to be that annoying

Plato or Socrates

Plato is Platoonic

full poly Black or Red?

 

[Sentinel]

red

cheese or chocolates after dinner

 

[jswinf]

chocolates, cheese can go on the pizza

and also on that pizza,

artichoke hearts or pine nuts?

 

[flyinghippos101]

pine nuts

Nickelback or stabbing yourself in the ear with a sharp steak knife

 

[MegacedU]

Stabbing myself in the ear with a sharp steak knife.

Chicken Marsala or Spaghetti and Meatballs?

 

[OKUSA]

Chicken Marsala

Lady GaGa or Madonna

 

[Mike Bulgakov]

Chicken Marsala

Lady GaGa or Madonna

~~~travelling~~~
Send both to a city far away, where neither can be seen or heard by me.

Breakfast in your hotel room after a late night out with the woman you love. You are in Moscow, Copenhagen, or Paris?

 

[Dedans Penthouse]

~~~travelling~~~
Send both to a city far away, where neither can be seen or heard by me.

Breakfast in your hotel room after a late night out with the woman you love. You are in Moscow, Copenhagen, or Paris?

Do me a favor you son-of-a-KGB-heavyweight:
I've got (as you put it: with that "woman I love" - wife) 'moi' annual jaunt to the City of Light on Continental outta Liberty this Thursday)....can you get your dad's Russkie heavyweights to douse the Icelanic flames....please???!!!! The child bride will really be bummed if this turns into a domestic "Plan B" excursion. Pull it off hombre and you're 'comped' at the Costes Bar (charge to su. 114 or 110).
on topic:
Needless to say: breakfast in the dark boudior-esque red/bllack Costes suite with the "woman you love"

 

[DudewithBabolat]

Do me a favor you son-of-a-KGB-heavyweight:
I've got (as you put it: with that "woman I love" - wife) 'moi' annual jaunt to the City of Light on Continental outta Liberty this Thursday)....can you get your dad's Russkie heavyweights to douse the Icelanic flames....please???!!!! The child bride will really be bummed if this turns into a domestic "Plan B" excursion. Pull it off hombre and you're 'comped' at the Costes Bar (charge to su. 114 or 110).
on topic:
Needless to say: breakfast in the dark boudior-esque red/bllack Costes suite with the "woman you love"

You never asked the next question. So I will for you... Kicked in the crotch or shot in the leg?

 

[jswinf]

kicked in the leg

hash browns or grits?

 

[MegacedU]

Hash Browns - with salt and ketchup svp.

Jersey Shore or 16 and Pregnant?

 

[Justdoit10]

Both make me want to put pins in my eyes!

Chemistry or Biology?

 

[Dedans Penthouse]

with the potential to "accidentally" 'pop' the bottom of a Bunsen burner in chem lab, I'll go with Chemistry.....though viewing 'bio' things under a microscope and dissecting fomaldehyde-imbued frogs in bio lab was sort of (not really) cool.....I think it was more about the Bio teacher being a MILF if I recall correctly.....as for the 'witch' Chem teacher, she had the doors of her car welded shut by this dude in my class that she had it out for and who she gave a '64' for a final grade (65 was passing), meaning he had to attend summer school. Ethel Berkowitz...what a vindictive assh0le (nice tlts though..).

this one's easy:


making out with or making off with