Cindysphinx
G.O.A.T.
There is a mixed charity tourney here where rich people let the the tourney use their backyard tennis courts. You play round 3 teams in round robin pro sets in the morning then switch and play at another rich persons home in the afternoon.
One backyard court was probably once a nice court behind a beautiful home, but it looked like the homeowners stored fallen leaves on the courts. When we showed up on a bright sunny morning the homes caretaker was shoveling off wet leaves. The court was so slippery and slime covered that you could not run and the ball would get a film after a few minutes.
We played the first year without complaint because we had never played the tourney and did not know better. The second year we refused to play when we were scheduled to the same courts. The tourney directors were embarrassed by our not wanting to play, apologized to the home owners and gave us all loses for those morning matches.
The tourney is now defunct for other reasons.
Wow. I don't even know what to say.
Is that how the 1% live? They all have tennis courts in their back yards, but the very idea of playing tennis is so boring that they let their personal court fall into disrepair? To me, that would be like my buying a designer sequined ball gown and then tossing it in the washing machine.
Neglecting your personal tennis court oughtta be a crime in all 50 states.