We're not talking about shift workers at McDonald's. This is not about Andy Murray complaining about his minimum wage pay while manning the deep fryer (though I'd hope he'd have the decency to wear a hair net if he did).
Tennis like all sports is an entertainment commodity, and as such is subject to all of its vagaries and absurdities as far as compensation goes. And in such a capricious marketplace, you take what you can get. Few people question the wisdom of paying Adam Sandler $25 million to act like a fool for two onscreen hours, yet this question of grand slam pay is an ongoing controversy.
With that in mind, let's take a look at the arguments ...
Men should get paid more because their matches are longer: Not necessarily. Federer had Fognini sent packing in the same time it took Caroline Wozniacki to complete a set. If Gilles Simon is worried about being on court longer, he should stop being such a pusher and get the job done more quickly. Should Nadal get paid more because he manages to draw out a match with his leisurely serving habits? As we've seen with officials disregarding time rules, there's no punch clock in this sport. There is also a lot of hard work off the court (promotion, training, travel) regardless of one's genitalia.
Best of five vs. best of three: If it came down to losing money or playing an extra set of tennis, I'm sure the majority of women would go the best-of-five route. Sharapova would probably vote for it now, regardless, because it would make her pretty much unbeatable. It's like telling a female employee we're going to pay you less because you work a six-hour day vs. a man's eight-hour day, but we're not giving you the option to work eight hours. On the ATP and WTA tours, it's all best of three, but the men's side pays better in general. It's just at joint events where equitable pay is standard. And if we're paying for entertainment value and not simply hours on court, a tight and exciting two-set match set full of winners is more satisfying than a drawn-out five-set errorfest full of dull rallies (or dull serve-fests full of aces for that matter).
Men's tennis is a bigger draw: Yes, but that's because of the Top 3 mainly. But athletes don't have a long shelf life, and fans are fickle. Not so many years ago, the Williams sisters and the women's game seemed more popular with the average fan. Imagine once Fed retires in five years (Nole, Rafa and the Andys will have already left) and we have a Top 10 filled with 6'6 serving machines who play endless five-setters because neither player can break serve. Who's paying good money to watch Gilles Simon except family members, dear friends and the three French tennis fans who prefer counterpunching? If he's playing against Fed or Rafa, 95 percent of people are there for Fedal. Should they get 95 percent more money?
In the end, the world has a way of balancing things out for those who are really driving the sport and getting people to buy tickets. That's why Fed, Nole, Rafa, Maria and the Williams sisters are so well-paid for endorsements and appearance fees. They're not hurting.
As far as the rest of the field? Well, they all deserve a chance to make a decent living, even Gilles Simon. That's why I'm going to send him an ad I saw for a pizza deliveryman and thought he could pick up a few extra bucks with a night gig. With his speed, he will no doubt be well-rewarded in tips.