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When somebody asks you if you are a god you say YES.
The Dali and Mister 4.0
- Thread starter Pickle9
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JoelDali
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I'm playing with some brunette blobber 3.5 at Prospect Block on Saturday. She's 41. Looks sorta hot. But I saw hints of scattered cottage cheese blocks in her USTA team fotos. She saw my ad with the pic of me GOATing with the 88 and asked me if I wanted to play sometime. I said sure. I'm down for a blobber.
It would be funny if I ended up marrying her then she sees this post 2 years into the marriage and then she blocks me.
I'm a blob.
It would be funny if I ended up marrying her then she sees this post 2 years into the marriage and then she blocks me.
I'm a blob.
Legend of Borg
G.O.A.T.
J011yroger
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JoelDali
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I decided against playing tennis or GOATing her. I'm going out with an epic hot 35 year old cobbler from Great Neck instead.
J011yroger
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J011yroger
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J
dennis10is
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All I can do is hit flat and slice. Tony the stringer won't teach me topspin.
Pickle9
Professional
btw, i bet bosley to jolly that the string that is in the blade 98 16x19 demo from tw wasn't rpm blast.
apparently it is.
or at least is that's what's written on it lol.
it can't be.
and if it is, it's turrible.
i think it's knockoff stuff, like those fake k90's the bay. the racquet feels hollow and mushy. and reviewers said it hit just like the prestige smh.
sorry joelsie
apparently it is.
or at least is that's what's written on it lol.
it can't be.
and if it is, it's turrible.
i think it's knockoff stuff, like those fake k90's the bay. the racquet feels hollow and mushy. and reviewers said it hit just like the prestige smh.
sorry joelsie
J011yroger
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I should've held out for a bottle of Veuve Clicquot.
J
J
Power Player
Bionic Poster
Down here in FL i drank way too much johnnie walker black and ended up with a hot asian rock climber chica around 1 am.
Going to try and play some semblance of tennis today.
Going to try and play some semblance of tennis today.
J011yroger
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Pickle9
Professional
I don't know what this is about but whatever.
I went out with the biggest boobs I've ever seen last night. And she kissed me and inferred that I was the "GOAT".
I told her she looked like Mirka. She doesn't know Rogers wife. When she finds out Mirka is chubby I'm dead.
Mirka's not chubby... she's just full of GOATmilk
mikeler
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Pickle9
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sounds like a good time
J011yroger
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