Official Sureshs tribute thread

[JoelDali]

Has Joel hijacked your account? Wow.

Senti protects Srrrushhhh like a mother protects the sacredness of her breast milk.

Maybe someday u will reach for 4.0 Glory. But no. You are unhinged and lashing out at the top Internet player Srrrzshhhh.

 

[Turbo-87]

Congrats to The Sureshs. Another season of soaring expectations met.

 

[Azure]

Congrats to The Sureshs. Another season of soaring expectations met.

He looks disappoint. He would certainly have preferred gulab jamuns in the trophy.

 

[sureshs]

Is this Suresh national anthem?
What does the lyric say? Padmanabham...Suresham????

Didn't watch the video, but in the Vishnu Sahasranamam (1000 names of Vishnu), the names Padmanabham and Suresham occur next to each other.

Suresh can also refer to Shiva, BTW.

 

[Turbo-87]

He looks disappoint. He would certainly have preferred gulab jamuns in the trophy.

Sursh tends to maintain an even-keeled demeanor. It was already decided that he would win the championship in his mind so there was really no need for outward emotion.

 

[stringertom]

You want to filter out, not vape in. If you have lost your regulation Vortex mask please send a massage to @stringertom via encrypted platform. Nobody should be without a g.a.s.s. mask in the Vortex.

Spoiler: Nobody

Spoiler photo was my avatar, probably deployed during my first campaign innsighed The Vortex.

 

[junior74]

Three one handed backhanders in the semis.

Colossus' impact is colossal.

 

[stringertom]

He poobably figgered it out by the next morning which the world knows as the Restroom Catastrophe of 1995.

Good people still leave flowers and light incense sticks outside that stall on every anniversary. Its funny how things bring people together. Even things like this.

America needed its own Tunguska Event. Suresh delivered.

America kneaded a hero. America got Suresh.

Chili’s got obliterated; Awesome Blossom went on WoMD list.

 

[JoelDali]

Chili’s got obliterated; Awesome Blossom went on WoMD list.

Wow. Sarroushche just wins the US Open and you whip out the fecal jokes.

Sad. Sad for all Indian Champion Level players.

 

[stringertom]

Wow. Sarroushche just wins the US Open and you whip out the fecal jokes.

Sad. Sad for all Indian Champion Level players.

Ewe knead a Spray; droop bye?

 

[JoelDali]

Ewe knead a Spray; droop bye?

 

[JoelDali]

Sursh tends to maintain an even-keeled demeanor. It was already decided that he would win the championship in his mind so there was really no need for outward emotion.

Jeejo and Latha are impress with your animations. Would u be willing to spray some practice balls Thursday?

 

[Turbo-87]

The word is out that The Sureshs is filming a movie in the off-season so that we may all be able to have the hope to follow in his footsteps on his fantastic journey to ATP World #1. He's living 25 hours a day.

 

[stringertom]

The word is out that The Sureshs is filming a movie in the off-season so that we may all be able to have the hope to follow in his footsteps on his fantastic journey to ATP World #1. He's living 25 hours a day.

Nice Spray! Keep dat inn mined win ewe Spray whiff JollyDolly, Jeejo anne Latha!

 

[JoelDali]

Nice Spray! Keep dat inn mined win ewe Spray whiff JollyDolly, Jeejo anne Latha!

Reported for violent attacks on Jeejo.

 

[stringertom]

Reported for violent attacks on Jeejo.

???

Jeejo wood luv a good Spray, especially whiff @IA-SteveB . If ewe can knot droop bye, eye will sub inn.

 

[JoelDali]

???

Jeejo wood luv a good Spray, especially whiff @IA-SteveB . If ewe can knot droop bye, eye will sub inn.

Deny and deflect. You could have been a top player.

 

[stringertom]

Deny and deflect. You could have been a top player.

Dew two a bad rite whing, eye will lurn lefty frum Jeejo anne Latha sew eye can bee ewer next mixed spyder vane 5.0 dubs pardner, know?

 

[Sudacafan]

I am beginning to suspect that the Report Button(TM) is absolutely useless in a thread like this.
A complete waste of time.
Sad, very sad.

P/S: All reversions should be submitted to Mr. Joel Dali. He always promises to report any posts in 24 hours.

 

[Sudacafan]

The word is out that The Sureshs is filming a movie in the off-season so that we may all be able to have the hope to follow in his footsteps on his fantastic journey to ATP World #1. He's living 25 hours a day.

The Time’s Man of the Year?

 

[JoelDali]

The Time’s Man of the Year?

 

[JoelDali]

I am beginning to suspect that the Report Button(TM) is absolutely useless in a thread like this.
A complete waste of time.
Sad, very sad.

P/S: All reversions should be submitted to Mr. Joel Dali. He always promises to report any posts in 24 hours.

I only report those that break Terms of Service laws. Bullying or fat shaming Shashoosh is not going to improve your game to 3.5 levels or provide your entry to the 4.0 Topless Tuesday Tourney at the STC.

 

[donquijote]

That's not a dog, it's a cat!

 

[Sentinel]

The Sureshs can be crowned in both singles and doubles today. Just imagine, go figure.

What about best intranet coach.?

Sumit Nagal: The monk who sold his Ducati

Taking a set off Roger Federer at US Open might have been the highlight of Sumit Nagal’s year. But what defines 2019 for the young Indian tennis talent is the new-found maturity and poise in his game, as he remains grateful for staying injury-free and forging ahead with his furious forehand...

indianexpress.com

Nothing to imagine, Nothing to figure.

 

[Sudacafan]

I see that Swoorrassh is representing lots of countries in this new Davis Cup for-mat.
In spite of no ranking points awarded, we can see his unwavering commitment to all the expressions of the game.

 

[donquijote]

the 4.0 Topless Tuesday Tourney at the STC.

Thanks God, Suresh is not qualified.

 

[Sentinel]

I am beginning to suspect that the Report Button(TM) is absolutely useless in a thread like this.
A complete waste of time.
Sad, very sad.

P/S: All reversions should be submitted to Mr. Joel Dali. He always promises to report any posts in 24 hours.

I recently tasked some engineers from an Asian country to analize Mr Dali's posts. Seems I have over a thousand reports from Mr Dali while StingerThiem has bailey 100. The rest of you stragglers are in single digits.

I also have many "One day you will wake up screaming for suresh", "No pray for you", "You will never assend to 4.0 topless potluck Jeejo glory".

You guys clearly have a lot of ketchup to do.

 

[Sentinel]

I see that Swoorrassh is representing lots of countries in this new Davis Cup for-mat.
In spite of no ranking points awarded, we can see his unwavering commitment to all the expressions of the game.

Seams he has got the tie shifted to Kazhakstan (from Pakistan). He was afraid the month long festival of Ramzaan (fasting all day) might fall during the tie, and that would hurt him in the fifth set.

It wood have been nice if he had explained the logic to the previous host country who is understandably disappointed by this change of venue given Sabooshes soaring social media ratings and the positive effect on the economy of witch ever country he rolls through.

 

[JoelDali]

I recently tasked some engineers from an Asian country to analize Mr Dali's posts. Seems I have over a thousand reports from Mr Dali while StingerThiem has bailey 100. The rest of you stragglers are in single digits.

I also have many "One day you will wake up screaming for suresh", "No pray for you", "You will never assend to 4.0 topless potluck Jeejo glory".

You guys clearly have a lot of ketchup to do.

Defaming Jeejo will not get u to heaven.

Sad.

 

[Sentinel]

The Time’s Man of the Year?

An affront to the gender fluid.

Almost worthy of a report, but not quite.

 

[Sentinel]

Defaming Jeejo will not get u to heaven.

Sad.

That scary image doesnt do much justice to the handsome and well-endowed man Jeejo is.

 

[Sentinel]

He looks disappoint. He would certainly have preferred gulab jamuns in the trophy.

I could swear there are a few GJ's tucked in inside his cheeks.



(Please no cheek jokes from you, @Genious at Work )

 

[Sentinel]

Last year we got a good 2 or 3 weeks with really bad air. People walked around, even inside stores, with masks.

People could walk ?
Here people are falling like flies. May take care of our population (and poopulation) problem in one stroke.

 

[Sentinel]

Senti protects Srrrushhhh like a mother protects the sacredness of her breast milk.

 

[Sentinel]

Spandex allows Sureshs to let his kinetic chain flow freely like an overflowing bowl of gravy, causing great excite amongst spectators in his practice sessions.

I knead glasses. I read that as proctological sessions.

 

[megamind]

I lost a close match today. Ended a 5 match winning streak. Feeling a little down, but I know I got work to do to improve my game. Hit some amazing winners tbh (opponent was legit stunned), but need to work on my patience in rallies hehe. But the real reason is I did not hit one drop volley. I am sorry suresh, I really am. Please forgive me

 

[megamind]

also, i am just curious, how many of you compete regularly (either at an amateur level, or for sabooshi, professional level)?

just curious what the ratio of tennis enthusiasts to tennis players is

 

[megamind]

Congrats to The Sureshs. Another season of soaring expectations met.

just wanna say, i always appreciate your art.

 

[Sudacafan]

also, i am just curious, how many of you compete regularly (either at an amateur level, or for sabooshi, professional level)?

just curious what the ratio of tennis enthusiasts to tennis players is

I don‘t know much about that in this thread. But it’s definitely clear I’d never compete with Sabboush.

 

[megamind]

I don‘t know much about that in this thread. But it’s definitely clear I’d never compete with Sabboush.

do you know what your level is in NTRP/UTR/TT? For reference, Del Potro has a 4.5 Talk Tennis rating, whilst Suresh is 6.0

 

[Sudacafan]

do you know what your level is in NTRP/UTR/TT? For reference, Del Potro has a 4.5 Talk Tennis rating, whilst Suresh is 6.0

No, and besides, I don’t even know my IQ.

 

[megamind]

No, and besides, I don’t even know my IQ.

send your selfie to dgold, he will let you know what it is

btw, if I haven't said it before, you are one of my fave posters in all of Talk Tennis

 

[JoelDali]

you are my fave poster in all of Talk Tennis

Thank you. These truths are self evident.

 

[sureshs]

also, i am just curious, how many of you compete regularly (either at an amateur level, or for sabooshi, professional level)?

just curious what the ratio of tennis enthusiasts to tennis players is

@Sentinel does not play tennis

 

[Sudacafan]

@Sentinel does not play tennis

Not so strange. I don’t play any music, but I listen a lot.

 

[JoelDali]

Not so strange. I don’t play any music, but I listen a lot.

Senti has not accepted Sazooush into his bosoms. This is the entirety of the whole problem we are trying to break down for the American people.

 

[Sudacafan]

Senti has not accepted Sazooush into his bosoms. This is the entirety of the whole problem we are trying to break down for the American people.

I believe you are trying to break down American peoples.

 

[JoelDali]

I believe you are trying to break down American peoples.

 

[Turbo-87]

send your selfie to dgold, he will let you know what it is

Now THAT is a great response!

 

[JoelDali]

Not so strange. I don’t play any music, but I listen a lot.

I was in Guitar Center yesterday on 14th street and I played Stairway To Sourush very loudly on a Les Paul black beauty. The people bowed and prayed, half volleys were performed all around me. With a tinge of glory I left the store and hopped on the A train which then transported me to Internet Tennis Immortality.