something oblique is going on

[Sysyphus]

Some days ago, Novak caused all sorts of drama after he began struggling with his oblique against fritz. Later, Novak revealed that Zverev told him he has the same injury, opposite side.

Earlier today, Casper Ruud pulled put against Rublev after two sets. Reason? Pulled oblique.

In the evening session, Berrettini gave a walkover against Tsitsipas. Why, you ask? Pain under his ribcage -- in his oblique.

What is going on? What tomfoolery and bamboozlement have these fellas been up to? Who will next fall prey to this most oblique of plagues?

 

[Red Rick]

Some days ago, Novak caused all sorts of drama after he began struggling with his oblique against fritz. Later, Novak revealed that Zverev told him he has the same injury, opposite side.

Earlier today, Casper Ruud pulled put against Rublev after two sets. Reason? Pulled oblique.

In the evening session, Berrettini gave a walkover against Tsitsipas. Why, you ask? Pain under his ribcage -- in his oblique.

What is going on? What tomfoolery and bamboozlement have these fellas been up to? Who will next fall prey to this most oblique of plagues?

Faster fraudulent surface >>> slippery surface >>> inyuries >>>> its all Federers fault.

Obviously

 

[Sysyphus]

Faster fraudulent surface >>> slippery surface >>> inyuries >>>> its all Federers fault.

Obviously

that is very oblique indeed

 

[Clay lover]

It caught on as an excuse after the world no1 did it. Gotta learn from the best even in regard to playing possum

 

[Oceans]

Maybe because of the quarantine.

 

[Texas Tennis Fan]

Maybe because of the quarantine.

The players have not had a normal year and have not been able to practice in quite the normal way. Less practice means more injuries.

 

[The Blond Blur]

Obviously there was a sit up competition going on behind the scenes.

Bery bery oblique indeed.

 

[Slowtwitcher]

Maybe players are watching too many unit turn YT videos.

 

[Arak]

It’s probably contagious

 

[_GOATbis]

Some days ago, Novak caused all sorts of drama after he began struggling with his oblique against fritz. Later, Novak revealed that Zverev told him he has the same injury, opposite side.

Earlier today, Casper Ruud pulled put against Rublev after two sets. Reason? Pulled oblique.

In the evening session, Berrettini gave a walkover against Tsitsipas. Why, you ask? Pain under his ribcage -- in his oblique.

What is going on? What tomfoolery and bamboozlement have these fellas been up to? Who will next fall prey to this most oblique of plagues?

PCB retired also after 0-6 0-1

 

[TennisIcon]

McEnroe was saying last night it’s probably because of lack of match practice beforehand. With them only getting three hours of match practice a day most likely didn’t have much time to practice their serves. Oblique muscles can easily be strained by the service motion.

 

[Swingmaster]

Obladi, Oblada, Life goes on, bra.

 

[Deleted member 629564]

Some days ago, Novak caused all sorts of drama after he began struggling with his oblique against fritz. Later, Novak revealed that Zverev told him he has the same injury, opposite side.
Earlier today, Casper Ruud pulled put against Rublev after two sets. Reason? Pulled oblique.
In the evening session, Berrettini gave a walkover against Tsitsipas. Why, you ask? Pain under his ribcage -- in his oblique.

 

[Poisoned Slice]

Menacing electronic music plays.

 

[yokied]

In a sea of tennis dads...

 

[Third Serve]

Grigolo another victim?

 

[Sysyphus]

Grigolo another victim?

pelvic injuries are no yoke

rafa better watch his back next

(or his pelvis)

 

[accidental]

Federer sitting at home with voodoo dolls of everyone, pushing pins into their stomachs?

 

[Yugram]

Federer sitting at home with voodoo dolls of everyone, pushing pins into their stomachs?

You don’t need voodoo dolls when tournament’s director is your doll.

 

[Sysyphus]

hmmm, maybe i was the real voodoo doll all along, and the next player i choose as my avatar will be the next victim. who to choose, who to choose

 

[Deleted member 688153]

You don’t need voodoo dolls when tournament’s director is your doll.

yep, the director is pushing the pins into their stomachs

 

[PrinceMoron]

“Estoy muy obliquado”

 

[Poisoned Slice]

 

[Bender]

No-one seems to realise that Djokovic's oblique injury is but a commentary of the politics of the ATP Tour. This is why despite being injured he's getting better and better with each round.

The powers that be were very oblique about their processes and as a result Djokovic and some other pros stepped away to form a more transparent union of their own.

 

[beast of mallorca]

that is very oblique indeed

His nose looks oblique

 

[PrinceMoron]

Another thread bites the dust

 

[Sysyphus]

what is this bamboozlement

 

[albatros_forehand]

faster harderer surfacerer

 

[Flootoo]

Sick and sad.

So you don't think it's a hoax?

 

[tudwell]

what is this bamboozlement

Mods to nuke thread in 5... 4... 3...

 

[Sysyphus]

Mods to nuke thread in 5... 4... 3...