The 2023–24 NBA Season

Poisoned Slice

Bionic Poster
Just looking at those in the paint stats so far, Miami getting nuttin, but still making a game of it. One point in the lead, timeout called.

Learn from this, Parma Ham. Learn. Thank you.
 

Poisoned Slice

Bionic Poster
Brilliant defending there. Come on, Miami. I just want a contest here, ya know.

Then Brown decides to earn that contract and 3 trips in a row. I doff my cap to one of my ol 2k rivals. Showing MP how it is done. :cool:

I don't know what has happened to my buddy @hoopflix. Would be expecting some new material since it's playoff time.
 
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InsuranceMan

Hall of Fame
Only down by 3 at the end of the first

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Poisoned Slice

Bionic Poster
I don't mean to be all negative about Miami chances, but it feels like they have nothing extra, they have already exceeded expectations while Boston have yet to reach top gear.

Let us find out if I really do know ball. 8-B
 

Poisoned Slice

Bionic Poster
Daft turnovers like that will not help matters!

Herro is a turnover machine at the moment. 2 in quick succession as well. Can't be having that.

But, that 3 point game is on fire for them right now. Tatum going through his star boy superstar Rashford phase in the third and Miami now with a 10 point lead.
 
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Poisoned Slice

Bionic Poster
Tatum back to peak Ronaldo Fenomeno form with that play. Such a sexy dunk, Miami slippin.

This ref is clearly a Boston fan. Attwell style, brother.
 

Poisoned Slice

Bionic Poster
Damn, that boy just woke up out of a coma. Looked at the playoff listings and

''Where GSW at?''

''More importantly, WHERE CURRY AT??????''
 

InsuranceMan

Hall of Fame
From 12 to 6, man why can’t we make it easy. Poor defense at the end there, help was bad. We bumrushing Pritchard to give Tatum the slot cut but then he’s posted up on hurt Duncan and Jacquez just sitting around. On the other end this is the static offense I was talking about all season, Rozier or Butler (at the least getting to the line) would be soothing. Didn’t like the calls there Tatum with a flop at the end. VAMOS MIA
 

Kralingen

Talk Tennis Guru
From 12 to 6, man why can’t we make it easy. Poor defense at the end there, help was bad. We bumrushing Pritchard to give Tatum the slot cut but then he’s posted up on hurt Duncan and Jacquez just sitting around. On the other end this is the static offense I was talking about all season, Rozier or Butler (at the least getting to the line) would be soothing. Didn’t like the calls there Tatum with a flop at the end. VAMOS MIA
I need this so bad man. Come on boys. Just two more big buckets
 

Kralingen

Talk Tennis Guru
Quite honestly I’m shocked. I did not think Caleb Martin had another one of those in him.

Little did I know, that Joe Mazzulla absolutely had another one of those in him
 

Federer and Del Potro

Bionic Poster
Go Heat. Jaylen Brown the only dude I even like on Boston.

There's a reason Pordingus was traded 17 times before he got here.

There's a reason Jayson Tatum went to Duke.

The only Duke player to ever show up on the big stage was Kyrie Irving and he has 40 different personalities so only a few were Duke products.
 

Kralingen

Talk Tennis Guru
Zion of course saved his one good game of the entire 2020s for LeBron, only to get hurt at the end and give them the Nuggets in the first round. A true masterclass
 

Federer and Del Potro

Bionic Poster

Nah most of us are laughing at them. We knew this team from day 1. They changed the 2 guys that sell the most with 2 other dudes that also sell and then you have the Jays who take turns disappearing.

But Kralingen would have you believe this is as weak as the east was when Lebron was building his super teams and pretends the Nuggets don't exist.

The Celtics were Lebron's only competition for a decade plus out East. Of course this blud hates them.


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Federer and Del Potro

Bionic Poster
When your "best player" is a Duke kid, who anyone with a fully developed brain detests, it's easy to laugh. The original Celtics Big 3 losses used to rip me apart.

But I cannot let Kralingen go unfettered in jinxing the Celtics again. He will be right, but he will pay the tolls. LBJ getting waxed by Denver again is not enough of a toll.
 

Federer and Del Potro

Bionic Poster
FWIW I don't think the Celtics lose this series. Kral is not that powerful yet. He's more like Power Rangers Movie Ivan Ooze powerful.

But to think they don't immediately have challengers as early as the second round is folly.

Celtics are the Arsenal of the NBA. They'll find a way to gag when it matters most.
 

Pheasant

Legend
Miami beating Boston while on the road gives me confidence that my Wolves can stand up to Boston.

After the Wolves shred Denver to a point where Jokic cries to his mommy, they will go to the finals and take out Boston in 6.

Go Wolves!!
 

Federer and Del Potro

Bionic Poster
Miami beating Boston while on the road gives me confidence that my Wolves can stand up to Boston.

After the Wolves shred Denver to a point where Jokic cries to his mommy, they will go to the finals and take out Boston in 6.

Go Wolves!!

For your sake I hope you're wrong, since the only place people will be standing up to Boston is on the links playing golf.

It blows my mind how many people fall for the Celtics scam. I knew the Jays weren't it as early as 2017 - you can find the receipts on here.

Celtics could easily go down to the Cavs/Bucks/Knicks.

Hell they might go down to the Heat. Who would be surprised?
 

Pheasant

Legend
For your sake I hope you're wrong, since the only place people will be standing up to Boston is on the links playing golf.

It blows my mind how many people fall for the Celtics scam. I knew the Jays weren't it as early as 2017 - you can find the receipts on here.

Celtics could easily go down to the Cavs/Bucks/Knicks.

Hell they might go down to the Heat. Who would be surprised?
All I know is that a lot of people are picking the Celtics to win. I honestly think that my home town Wolves are good enough to beat anybody.

But you might be right. The Celtics might not make the finals. They didn’t last year.
 

Federer and Del Potro

Bionic Poster
All I know is that a lot of people are picking the Celtics to win. I honestly think that my home town Wolves are good enough to beat anybody.

But you might be right. The Celtics might not make the finals. They didn’t last year.

Those are all Kralingen replicants. I notice all the people that act like Boston is some NID champion are all people that hate the Celtics. My brother is the same way. Grew up hating Boston. Texted me they wouldn't lose a game all playoffs in the East. Already done 2 games in.
 
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