ThA_Azn_DeViL
Semi-Pro
"how to pat peoples legs" -Mirka
Maybe a collection of books written by TW posters:
-“Are you the GOAT? / A rigorous analysis”
-“Ten reasons why everyone is done except Marat Safin”
-“Easy guide to honorable retirement”
-“The tennis match: win or CHOKE!!”
-“Talent: when your strokes are beautiful but you’re not good enough to win anything / Preface by Richard Gasquet’s fan club president”
-“Jesus wants YOU to serve & volley”
-“How did I beat Federer without turning off my PC” by Aykhan Mammadov
-“Major Cheating Vol. I: Ana Ivanovic’s annoyingly noisy footsteps”
-“Major Cheating Vol II: no big belly? Boy, you’re on roids!”
-“Major Cheating Vol. III: The Wimbygate / Wimbledon’s grass slow down - Is the CIA involved? ”
-“Andy Roddick: why being Top Ten doesn’t mean you are not a joke”.
-“5000 million years of tennis: Nadal beat Federer, who beat Sampras, who beat McEnroe, who beat Borg, who beat Laver... would Nadal beat God?”
Heh! You're right, nobody would read them.
"Quick way to sniff out your opponents" ------ by Martina Hingis
Certainly I wouldn't
Maybe the Mammadov one, as Breaker said.
Haha, missed this one. Too good
Forgive my ignorance, but my Google has crashed: Who is Ayhkan Mammodov? (Great name BTW.)
It's too bad you haven't heard of this great player, unfortunately he was in a horrific accident as detailed here http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/showthread.php?t=127636.
Now he's unable to play in the slams. It's a shame really, he is one of the few who wouldn't tremble against ugly pirate boy.
hahaha hilarious"Keeping consistent"-Andy Murray & Nikolay Davydenko
"The complete clay game"-Andy Roddick & James Blake
Heh---she's got a competing book: "How To Turn Your Serve Into A Real Weapon."
“5000 million years of tennis: Nadal beat Federer, who beat Sampras, who beat McEnroe, who beat Borg, who beat Laver... would Nadal beat God?”
"Sorry Chicks, I have Mono" by Roger Federer
American Dominance On Clay, By Andy Roddick and James Blake