TTW Weirdos Assemble: Research Time (TTWWP)

[Lleytonstation]

As one of the most normal TTW users, I have created a research project. I am doing some research that is very integral to the survival of my species. I thought it would be helpful to do some research on the weirdest humans here at TTW. After spending countless hours gathering data, reading resumes, reading thousands of previous posts, using an algorithm, I have found a list of TTW Weirdos that I have selected to be my research specimens.

If you see your name below, you have been selected as one of these TTW Weirdos, it is an honor to be able to research your species:

@Nole Slam
@Sudacafan
@Bender
@MichaelNadal
@Poisoned Slice
@SystemicAnomaly
@Azure
@FRV4
@travlerajm

If you were not selected, fear not, as your resume and try outs will be discussed with the board of trustees for possible inclusion into this trial research.

Let the weirdness begin...

 

[Lleytonstation]

I would like to start off with a question.

What do you think the average time between a shower/bath is on the planet? A few days, a week, a month?

 

[Bender]

I would like to start off with a question.

What do you think the average time between a shower/bath is on the planet? A few days, a week, a month?

I shower 1-2 times a day, but I live in a hot and humid place. There are people here I know who go 2-3 days without showering, and I find that disgusting considering the climate.

 

[Deleted member 748597]

As one of the most normal TTW users, I have created a research project. I am doing some research that is very integral to the survival of my species. I thought it would be helpful to do some research on the weirdest humans here at TTW. After spending countless hours gathering data, reading resumes, reading thousands of previous posts, using an algorithm, I have found a list of TTW Weirdos that I have selected to be my research specimens.

If you see your name below, you have been selected as one of these TTW Weirdos, it is an honor to be able to research your species:

@Nole Slam
@Sudacafan
@Bender
@MichaelNadal
@Poisoned Slice
@SystemicAnomaly
@Azure
@FRV4
@travlerajm

If you were not selected, fear not, as your resume and try outs will be discussed with the board of trustees for possible inclusion into this trial research.

Let the weirdness begin...

Why is my username first?

 

[Sudacafan]

Where is the list of the TTW Normal People?

 

[Lleytonstation]

Why is my username first?

The data suggests your love life is of interest to my species.

 

[Lleytonstation]

Where is the list of the TTW Normal People?

If you find them, tell them I do not need their research or input.

 

[Deleted member 748597]

The data suggests your love life is of interest to my species.

Nah. That should be private.

 

[Sentinel]

thought it would be helpful to do some research on the weirdest humans here at TTW.

Lol. You have made a list of the most normal people at ttw.

You could have asked me if you needed a weirdos list. I know quite a few

 

[Sudacafan]

Lol. You have made a list of the most normal people at ttw.

Thanks for your support.

 

[Lleytonstation]

Thanks for your support.

Hmmm, interesting... getting good notes here.

 

[Lleytonstation]

Lol. You have made a list of the most normal people at ttw.

You could have asked me if you needed a weirdos list. I know quite a few

@Sentinel added to the list... I will enjoy seeing your work.

 

[Poisoned Slice]

Can remember back when I was sitting on a wall with somebody and another guy said, ''look at the two weird blokes on the wall.'' The other guy jumped off and I remained on the wall with pride. Now we have come full circle and I'm on the talk tennis wall of weird.

Usually 1 shower a day, sometimes 2. The only time I remember having more showers would have been in extreme holiday heat, woohoo or playing sport. I haven't taken a bath in years.

 

[natalia]

Lol. You have made a list of the most normal people at ttw.

You could have asked me if you needed a weirdos list. I know quite a few

Hold my beer...

 

[Azure]

I am pleased to note that I am considered abnormal per TT standards - finally I am getting the recognition I deserve.

I bathe regularly (1-2 times a day) even if its extremely cold because your body still gets dirty and indoors are warm in most cold places anyway.

PS - I have a colleague at work who doesn't seem to bathe (for weeks on end). Any tips?

 

[Sudacafan]

Is normalcy of people fairly revealed by shower/bath frequency?

 

[Deleted member 748597]

Lol. You have made a list of the most normal people at ttw.

You could have asked me if you needed a weirdos list. I know quite a few

You think I'm normal? That's cute.

 

[Sentinel]

Hmmm, interesting... getting good notes here.

Anyone who posts in the Animal Appreciation Thread is completely normal.

E.g.
@vive le beau jeu !
@Azure

 

[Lleytonstation]

Anyone who posts in the Animal Appreciation Thread is completely normal.

E.g.
@vive le beau jeu !
@Azure

Interesting take. Is this because they respect the dominant species?

 

[MichaelNadal]

Being weird is the best

 

[Azure]

Interesting take. Is this because they respect the dominant species?

@vive le beau jeu ! and I do respect cats a lot, so yes, we do respect the dominant species.

 

[vive le beau jeu !]

Thanks for your support.

Hmmm, interesting... getting good notes here.

Anyone who posts in the Animal Appreciation Thread is completely normal.

E.g.
@vive le beau jeu !
@Azure

Being weird is the best

@vive le beau jeu ! and I do respect cats a lot, so yes, we do respect the dominant species.

i'm not sure if i feel weirdly normal or normally weird...

 

[Sudacafan]

PS - I have a colleague at work who doesn't seem to bathe (for weeks on end). Any tips?

I would recommend that you only have Zoom interaction with him/her.

 

[Azure]

I would recommend that you only have Zoom interaction with him/her.

Excellent suggestion. No wonder TT has been my fountain of knowledge

 

[Sudacafan]

Excellent suggestion. No wonder TT has been my fountain of knowledge

I don’t remember if we already have a poll about the frequency of TTW users taking a shower/bath. I think it would be a successful spin off of this thread.

 

[vive le beau jeu !]

Excellent suggestion. No wonder TT has been my fountain of knowledge

i hope your collegue doesn't take his/her monthly shower within our TT fountain... i'm also used to drink sacred water from that blessed fountain

I don’t remember if we already have a poll about the frequency of TTW users taking a shower/bath. I think it would be a successful spin off of this thread.

... go for it!
(anonymous or not?!)

 

[Azure]

I don’t remember if we already have a poll about the frequency of TTW users taking a shower/bath. I think it would be a successful spin off of this thread.

Indeed - how often do you pee in a day, how often do you shower. Let the records show that I peed 8 times yesterday. My average consumption of water is close to 3 liters a day.

 

[Sudacafan]

Indeed - how often do you pee in a day, how often do you shower. Let the records show that I peed 8 times yesterday. My average consumption of water is close to 3 liters a day.

Possibilities have no limits. Polls can even be combined as “How often do you pee in the shower”.

 

[Azure]

Possibilities have no limits. Polls can even be combined as “How often do you pee in the shower”.

Lmao (or in the swimming pool)

 

[Lleytonstation]

Indeed - how often do you pee in a day, how often do you shower. Let the records show that I peed 8 times yesterday. My average consumption of water is close to 3 liters a day.

This seems highly suspicious. You should get this checked out. Way too much.

 

[Poisoned Slice]

 

[Lleytonstation]

Possibilities have no limits. Polls can even be combined as “How often do you pee in the shower”.

I would imagine that saves water. You should never pee indoors. Nor should you pee more than 4 times a day. Maybe 5.

 

[Sudacafan]

I would imagine that saves water. You should never pee indoors. Nor should you pee more than 4 times a day. Maybe 5.

Hope you will always keep your prostate in good shape.

 

[Lleytonstation]

Hope you will always keep your prostate in good shape.

Environment is more important than just oneself, no?

 

[Poisoned Slice]

 

[Deleted member 748597]

I'm the weirdest if that list is in order. I better not say anything.

 

[Lleytonstation]

I'm the weirdest if that list is in order. I better not say anything.

You have to earn that. Can't wait to see the competition

 

[Azure]

Environment is more important than just oneself, no?

My kidneys are equally important

 

[Lleytonstation]

My kidneys are equally important

What is more important, your kidneys or the planets animals?

 

[Azure]

What is more important, your kidneys or the planets animals?

My kidneys obviously

 

[Sentinel]

I don’t remember if we already have a poll about the frequency of TTW users taking a shower/bath. I think it would be a successful spin off of this thread.

I know one whose annual bath is celebrated all over large parts of Asia.

...

 

[Sentinel]

My kidneys obviously

I know one Persian whose attorneys are crucial to his survival.

 

[Poisoned Slice]

The talk about how many times a day do you go to the toilet brought back a weird memory. It was back when I was either 3 or 4. My family owned a bathroom company and a new showroom was opened. Toilets and baths everywhere.

What do I do? I need to go to the toilet and end up going in one of the showroom toilets because I didn't know any better. I'm always reminded about it by my Mum. Good times.

 

[Lleytonstation]

My kidneys obviously

Hmmm.... seems a bit selfish. But good research data.

 

[Lleytonstation]

The talk about how many times a day do you go to the toilet brought back a weird memory. It was back when I was either 3 or 4. My family owned a bathroom company and a new showroom was opened. Toilets and baths everywhere.

What do I do? I need to go to the toilet and end up going in one of the showroom toilets because I didn't know any better. I'm always reminded about it by my Mum. Good times.

Not wrong though. Imagine a planet without toilets and restrooms. Would the species get more done?

 

[Lleytonstation]

@vive le beau jeu ! @MichaelNadal @Azure post the video. Would you risk your life to save this cat?

 

[MichaelNadal]

@vive le beau jeu ! @MichaelNadal @Azure post the video. Would you risk your life to save this cat?

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1436840580235988993

 

[vive le beau jeu !]

@vive le beau jeu ! @MichaelNadal @Azure post the video. Would you risk your life to save this cat?

i was this cat... trying to escape the crowd!

 

[Azure]

@vive le beau jeu ! @MichaelNadal @Azure post the video. Would you risk your life to save this cat?

No. Every individual is selfish. I am also very selfish.

 

[Sudacafan]

No. Every individual is selfish. I am also very selfish.

So that means, as you profess the Srshian religion/cult, that you don’t tip at restaurants?