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And winning majors with a hamstring and abdominal tear at like age 33 and 35. Doesn't make any sense. Hamstring tears stop you running at least.I don't watch tennis as closely as I used to, but whenever I tune into a major this guy is always alive at the end. He plays against some random opponent and it's like the whole Top 20 is taking turns to try to stop him from winning the trophy every single time.
How is this possible? Isn't he like 40?? Is he buying matches? Is he giving away prize money behind the scenes? Don't tell me anything about "medical technology" or "sports advances". He was in the Wimbledon final too, AND the French, AND the Australian all these times in a row. At this point it just doesn't seem realistic at all. Serena worked her whole life for this and through all these health issues she barely got to 23 and so did Nadal-Graf almost, they finally had to give in. These majors might as well be recreational backyard tennis for Djokovic.... What the hell is this guy's secret...???