Andy Murray is Genius

[flyinghippos101]

Nice poll

 

[Dimension]

Sorry, but I can't resist giving this thread a bump. :twisted:

 

[Fate Archer]

Tennis fans in general typically have one of the following opinions of Andy Murray
1). He's great player and will eventually win some slams
2). He's an underachiever
3). He's overrated/ boring/ugly/
4). I hate him


Whatever your opinion of Andy Murray may be, that is exactly what Andy Murray wants. I have discovered that Murray is actually a evil mastermind and his goal is to troll the world (of tennis).


Just hear me out,


At a very young age, Murray had wanted to get people angry. He knew that if he wanted to become a troll master, he would first need to become famous. This was why he chose tennis.

Murray started gaining attention in 2006 where he was only one of two players, along side Rafael Nadal, to defeat Roger Federer. (back in the day when federer losing a match was rare)

Before reaching the top 10, Murray would continue to build on his reputation of having "potential" by taking nadal to 5 sets at the AO and continuing to frustrate federer.


Slowly, Murray would improve his ranking in hopes of trolling everything in his sight.

So how does he troll you ask?

1st, his style of tennis.
Some call it pushing and others call it counterpunching. It's clear that he does frustrate his opponents and some people that watch his tennis. Of course he is able to play aggressive tennis, but why do it all the time?

2nd, his appearance.

You think someone that ugly occurs naturally? That long hair, ugly mustache, facial hair and side burns topped off with Fred perry designer clothes and a cap.
Of course he could have switch to nike clothes but he chooses addias....
of course he does shave, and cut his hair occasionally but why do it all the time?


3rd , his results

He continues to troll the tennis community either surpassing peoples expectations or failing them.
Don't you think its convenient every time Murray loses a match he gets "blown off the court" or "chokes?

Looking as this Slams results shows his true motives



Australian Open (06-10) 1R 4R 1R 4R F


U.S. Open (05-09)2R 4R 3R F 4R





Murray has continually built up a bandwagon (especially here at TW) only to wreck it. Look closely at his results for the US AND Aus OPEN, Murray has purposely improve from the previous year only to do bad the next year, and then do better after that.


of course he could continue to improve his slam results and win a slam but why do that?


4th. Trolling his nation

What would be more sweet for Murray than dashing the dreams of a whole nation...nothing
Britain has already picked Murray and their next hope and Murray knows this. This is why he is making look like he will win wimbledon, but in reality he will never win wimbledon. Sure he have some great matches like the 5 setter with gasquet, only to lose later to some other guy.

He continues to stab Britian by saying numerous times his favorite slam is the US Open and that he likes the clay courts....

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Sure Andy Murray could have won a couple of slams by now... but that would be meaningless compared to Federer and the other greats. Instead, Murray has his sights on becoming the GTOAT.


What will he do next? I don't know maybe, win the French for the lulz....

cliffs: Andy Murray is a troll

 

[jwbarrientos]

Andy Murray to me:

In human being regular mode:

1. Tallented.
2. Smart.
3. For sure he'll got some GS.

In those days.

1. Stupid.
2. Stupid.
3. Stupid.

 

[Rippy]

This thread is hilarious.

 

[Fedex]

Andy Murray up to his old trolling tricks again being tipped to win slams and dominate tennis again, after humping Nadal and Federer in Toronto, building our hopes, making himself the favourite then brutally dashing them at the USO in spectacular and painful style.
Can't you see what he's up to again. Whooping Federer in Shanghai, building the old bandwagon yet again.
Come the AO, he'll have smashed his rivals off the court up to the final.
This time, he'll have three match points against Nadal to win his first Slam, blow them all and lose in the fifth 10 games to 8 and slump for the next 4 months and so on and so forth.
I think Andy Murray is truly evil.

 

[15_ounce]

Murray's matches results are reflected by his game style... which is consistently inconsistent. One day he's all fired up, another time he's all looking gloomy (oh wait... he always looks gloomy). He should stop playing like a chameleon...keeps changing the way he plays depending on the oponent.. he needs to bring on his A game consistently if he wants to win the big one.

 

[Mortifier]

"He continues to stab Britian by saying numerous times his favorite slam is the US Open and that he likes the clay courts.... "

This and the picture to finish it off is just comedy gold. Thank you!

 

[Xemi666]

This thread is epic, nice job TS

 

[RNEast]

The best post I've read on this board in weeks! Let the GOAT talk begin! ;-)

Now the universe finally makes sense.

 

[accidental]

This is the best thread I have read in this forum lol

 

[TopFH]

"He continues to stab Britian by saying numerous times his favorite slam is the US Open and that he likes the clay courts.... "
Hahahaah this was by far the funniest post ever LOL

 

[Sentinel]

This thread shall propel Andy to stardom and slamdom.

I hope.

 

[15_ounce]

This thread shall propel Andy to stardom and slamdom.

I hope.

slamdom millionaire... jay ho! jay ho! jay ho!

 

[jamesblakefan#1]

Brilliant, Andy continues his trolling ways. First, lose on HC to Donald Young and Alex Bogomolov. Then go to clay and everyone will think you will go winless, but instead you beat Stepanek and Simon and have Gil for the spot in the SF. So everyone thinks you'll beat Gil easily...and of course, Andy WILL lose to Gil. Book it.

trololololololol

 

[Sentinel]

^^ James, this is not the pro results section. You might wanna delete your post.

 

[jamesblakefan#1]

^^ James, this is not the pro results section. You might wanna delete your post.

I deleted it, but put it back since there's already a few other Murray threads in the GPPD section.

 

[Power Player]

I thought this would be a fail post, but it was well done and funny. I think the part that is funniest is how Andy Murray trolls his own country. It is so true, I hit with a few brits and all they talk about is Murray, so it is plainly obvious he takes incredible joy in crushing their pasty little souls with each grand slam loss.

His ultimate troll move so far this year was the loss to Donald Young. Pure genius on every level.

 

[Sentinel]

I thought this would be a fail post, but it was well done and funny. I think the part that is funniest is how Andy Murray trolls his own country. It is so true, I hit with a few brits and all they talk about is Murray, so it is plainly obvious he takes incredible joy in crushing their pasty little souls with each grand slam loss.

His ultimate troll move so far this year was the loss to Donald Young. Pure genius on every level.

LOL, not to mention the "pasty little souls" of his family and coaching team !

 

[Backhanded Compliment]

Well in a way the scots have been trolling England since they were annexed to the empire. Cracks me up that he is the homecourt hope for wimby... If he wins Wimbledon he will be the Troll King.

I am becoming a huge fan of this troll idea. Maybe even a Murray fan, though I was so annoyed with the AO result.

 

[comegetsome]

hey! I haven't been on tw for awhile but it's still great to see that this thread is still alive. This just motivated me to come up with some more post. Expect something coming up soon!

 

[abmk]

Murray trolled all of us again :evil:

 

[nadalbestclass]

What will he do next? I don't know maybe, win the French for the lulz....

LOL, great post, but this part's my fav.

 

[Sid_Vicious]

Andy Murray is a grade A troll. Yesterday marks the second time he has trolled a significant ATP event. Just like WTF in November, Murray has trolled players,tournament directors, and ticketholders by causing the "Real Final" to take place on saturday rather than sunday.

 

[FedeAU]

hahaha what a great thread man its too funny
u forgot to add his teasing murraypractice channel on youtube where he shows off his talent and then loses to nadal and federer the next day haha

 

[Achilles82]

This is NOT Andy Murray!

 

[PCXL-Fan]

Murray just revenge trolled Djokovic for the AO2011 defeat.

- He cast his most powerful troll spell to preventing Djokovic from having a chance to win tomorrow

- He ensured Nadal gets a feel for Djokovics game against his on slower courts (and is able to prepare a strategy pre RO with Toni)

- Ensured Nadal gets the psychological edge of ending Novaks run

- He's aware Novak will further tire himself out in an attempt to give it his all and win in Rome

All this in preparation for his ultimate troll of Djokovic in Roland Garros.

 

[Sentinel]

Do you notice that the result of all ATP events is being decided by Andy Murray.

The loser of the final is the person who faced Andy in the semi.

Or

The winner is the one who faces Andy in the final.

Silently creating tennis history behind the curtains.

 

[dominikk1985]

muurya is a very good player. IMO he is clearly the 4th best player right now.

If he plays his best he is competitive and has a chance to win against anyone.

but unfortunately he is
-not very consistent (unlike the top3 he loses against sub par players at times if he has an off day)
-usually loses big games against the top3 even if he is competetive and has chance to beat them

he needs to raise his consistency, mental toughness and play more aggressive if he wants to win. I think he has at least one slam win in him, very talented player. he can even hit very hard if he chooses to, but does that not enough.

 

[Fedex]

What will the evil troll genius get up to this weekend?
He has already caused mayhem here the past week lulling us into a false sense of defeat then grasping victory from near impossible situations.
And right this instant, he is watching your every word, plotting to do the complete opposite of what everyone thinks.
Why? Because of course, he is evil.

 

[Mainad]

What will the evil troll genius get up to this weekend?
He has already caused mayhem here the past week lulling us into a false sense of defeat then grasping victory from near impossible situations.
And right this instant, he is watching your every word, plotting to do the complete opposite of what everyone thinks.
Why? Because of course, he is evil.

Be afraid! Be VERY afraid!!! :shock:

 

[tennis_pro]

Murray trolls Nadal this time.

 

[PCXL-Fan]

I just realized how evil and clever a troll of a troll murray is.
Murray's trolling days are not done. You think he gave Britain/England a Gold at the Olympics and their 1st Grand Slam in a millienia? Guess again.

Soon Scotland will split from Britain, and that mesmerizing 1st British Grandslam and Olympic gold will turn into hollow meaningless trophies. Murray gives them a taste and then takes it away. What a tease.

Even worse Murray has decided he will start winning granslams left and right after the referendum and separation happens.

 

[batz]

I just realized how evil and clever a troll of a troll murray is.
Murray's trolling days are not done. You think he gave Britain/England a Gold at the Olympics and their 1st Grand Slam in a millienia? Guess again.

Soon Scotland will split from Britain, and that mesmerizing 1st British Grandslam and Olympic gold will turn into hollow meaningless trophies. Murray gives them a taste and then takes it away. What a tease.

Even worse Murray has decided he will start winning granslams left and right after the referendum and separation happens.

Nice onemate.

Only snag is that Scotland probably won't vote to leave the UK.

 

[Goosehead]

They're quite convincing, though.

its mirka sitting at the front :twisted:

hope roger doesn't find out..his woman cheering andy, on henm..er I mean murray mound. :neutral:

 

[Nathaniel_Near]

Ronnie O'Sullivan is a genius but Andy, not so much.

Come at me.

 

[tennisbuck]

That was actually a good attempt at trolling. And i don't say that often

 

[Deleted member 307496]

He will troll Great Britain by winning the World Tour Finals after it's moved from London.

 

[jaggy]

its mirka sitting at the front :twisted:

hope roger doesn't find out..his woman cheering andy, on henm..er I mean murray mound. :neutral:

She was so much slimmer back then