Federer's hotness is vastly underrated

[TomatoSoup]

A headband looks elegant on federer,but looks brutish on Nadal. Federer looks like he's waltzing on water when playing,but Nadal looks like he's fighting for his life while playing.

Federer is the perfect example of what Adonis would look like if he wasn't a Greek god. He simply reeks of manliness and feminine-like elegance,almost surreal and dreamy. Absolutely has the ability to put girls,middle-aged women and grannies into a trance. Shame the Queen isn't going to watch him play but a moose instead. Even Federer's locks are neatly in place and curled no matter how much he moves after a rally. He makes a straw hat look as expensive as a Cartier watch.

Shakira should have asked Federer to be in her video instead of Nadal. His hotness is unrivalled on the ATP Tour.

 

[angiebaby]

A headband looks elegant on federer,but looks brutish on Nadal. Federer looks like he's waltzing on water when playing,but Nadal looks like he's fighting for his life while playing.

Federer is the perfect example of what Adonis would look like if he wasn't a Greek god. He simply reeks of manliness and feminine-like elegance,almost surreal and dreamy. Absolutely has the ability to put girls,middle-aged women and grannies into a trance. Shame the Queen isn't going to watch him play but a moose instead. Even Federer's locks are neatly in place and curled no matter how much he moves after a rally. He makes a straw hat look as expensive as a Cartier watch.

Shakira should have asked Federer to be in her video instead of Nadal. His hotness is unrivalled on the ATP Tour.

Hilarious. :mrgreen:

Can't figure out if you're having a laugh or being deadly serious. On the off chance it's the latter, suffice to say I couldn't disagree more.

And Fed being in the 'gypsy' video would have defeated the purpose of the vid in the first place; Shakira wanted to make out Rafa, no one else would have done. :twisted:

 

[Blinkism]

Conquistador's troll skills are vastly underrated

An good old fashioned trollin' looks elegant when used by Conquistador,but looks brutish when attempted by gj011. Conquistador looks like he's serenading angels when he's trolling,but gj011 looks like he's raging in his basement while flaming.

Conquistador is the perfect example of what malakas would look like if she wasn't a Greek troll. He simply reeks of win and Nadal_Freak-like elegance, almost sensible and funny. Absolutely has the ability to put [typical Nadal fans] into a trance. Shame the Moderators don't watch him post. Even Conquistador's posts are neatly spewed in place and convoluted no matter how much he attempts to post after his naps. He makes the Pro Match Result section looks as classy as a Cartier Watch.

diredesire should have asked Conquistador to say on TW instead of banning him. His nonesense is unrivaled on the TW forum.

 

[namelessone]

A headband looks elegant on federer,but looks brutish on Nadal. Federer looks like he's waltzing on water when playing,but Nadal looks like he's fighting for his life while playing.

Federer is the perfect example of what Adonis would look like if he wasn't a Greek god. He simply reeks of manliness and feminine-like elegance,almost surreal and dreamy. Absolutely has the ability to put girls,middle-aged women and grannies into a trance. Shame the Queen isn't going to watch him play but a moose instead. Even Federer's locks are neatly in place and curled no matter how much he moves after a rally. He makes a straw hat look as expensive as a Cartier watch.

Shakira should have asked Federer to be in her video instead of Nadal. His hotness is unrivalled on the ATP Tour.

Nadal and Federer do not have model looks, don't fool yourselves.

I guess Shakira didn't want no Fedonis in her vid, she fancied some brutish Nadal

Anyway, lame troll thread, you could do better.

 

[TomatoSoup]

Nadal and Federer do not have model looks, don't fool yourselves.

I guess Shakira didn't want no Fedonis in her vid, she fancied some brutish Nadal

Anyway, lame troll thread, you could do better.

It ain't a troll thread,its the truth,the words from the bottom of my heart. Federer's physical appearance is too underappreciated and he's no less marketable than Nadal.

 

[TennisFan3]

Both Nadal and Fed are very ordinary - nothing special in terms of looks. People watch them for their tennis. Not for how they look.

 

[ChrisCrocker]

Are you gay? I'm going to assume you're a woman though.

 

[TomatoSoup]

Are you gay? I'm going to assume you're a woman though.

Hundred percent male. Now I'm going to throw the same question back to you.

 

[BevelDevil]

Hmm.... maybe in his younger days:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8QDlcFHA4o

 

[corners]

A headband looks elegant on federer,but looks brutish on Nadal. Federer looks like he's waltzing on water when playing,but Nadal looks like he's fighting for his life while playing.

Federer is the perfect example of what Adonis would look like if he wasn't a Greek god. He simply reeks of manliness and feminine-like elegance,almost surreal and dreamy. Absolutely has the ability to put girls,middle-aged women and grannies into a trance. Shame the Queen isn't going to watch him play but a moose instead. Even Federer's locks are neatly in place and curled no matter how much he moves after a rally. He makes a straw hat look as expensive as a Cartier watch.

Shakira should have asked Federer to be in her video instead of Nadal. His hotness is unrivalled on the ATP Tour.

Post of the year. Every word true.

 

[Toxicmilk]

An good old fashioned trollin' looks elegant when used by Conquistador,but looks brutish when attempted by gj011. Conquistador looks like he's serenading angels when he's trolling,but gj011 looks like he's raging in his basement while flaming.

Conquistador is the perfect example of what malakas would look like if she wasn't a Greek troll. He simply reeks of win and Nadal_Freak-like elegance, almost sensible and funny. Absolutely has the ability to put [typical Nadal fans] into a trance. Shame the Moderators don't watch him post. Even Conquistador's posts are neatly spewed in place and convoluted no matter how much he attempts to post after his naps. He makes the Pro Match Result section looks as classy as a Cartier Watch.

diredesire should have asked Conquistador to say on TW instead of banning him. His nonesense is unrivaled on the TW forum.

how arrogant of federer not to be mentioned in this post.

 

[TheTruth]

Nadal is good looking. Let's not downplay the truth.

 

[ViscaB]

Just a shame about that potato on his head.

 

[viduka0101]

this is probably the best thread ever
top 10 worthy at least

 

[mandy01]

A headband looks elegant on federer,but looks brutish on Nadal. Federer looks like he's waltzing on water when playing,but Nadal looks like he's fighting for his life while playing.

Federer is the perfect example of what Adonis would look like if he wasn't a Greek god. He simply reeks of manliness and feminine-like elegance,almost surreal and dreamy. Absolutely has the ability to put girls,middle-aged women and grannies into a trance. Shame the Queen isn't going to watch him play but a moose instead. Even Federer's locks are neatly in place and curled no matter how much he moves after a rally. He makes a straw hat look as expensive as a Cartier watch.

Shakira should have asked Federer to be in her video instead of Nadal. His hotness is unrivalled on the ATP Tour.

Yes,but she met him and had lunch with him :mrgreen:

edit-Is it necessary to bow down to her?

 

[Underhand]

edit-Is it necessary to bow down to her?

If you are Olivier Rochus, NOT.

 

[mandy01]

Pffffffffffftt to Blinky's sig..Evil jinxer :evil:

 

[Love all]

I agree to it wholly and completely. The simple fact could not be described better than that. Nadal being fighting for his life when playing...Absolutely! The same thought i have had, but coudn't say it. Well Said.

 

[Sentinel]

An good old fashioned trollin' looks elegant when used by Conquistador,but looks brutish when attempted by gj011. Conquistador looks like he's serenading angels when he's trolling,but gj011 looks like he's raging in his basement while flaming.

Conquistador is the perfect example of what malakas would look like if she wasn't a Greek troll. He simply reeks of win and Nadal_Freak-like elegance, almost sensible and funny. Absolutely has the ability to put [typical Nadal fans] into a trance. Shame the Moderators don't watch him post. Even Conquistador's posts are neatly spewed in place and convoluted no matter how much he attempts to post after his naps. He makes the Pro Match Result section looks as classy as a Cartier Watch.

diredesire should have asked Conquistador to say on TW instead of banning him. His nonesense is unrivaled on the TW forum.

Full of win

 

[CMM]

 

[TomatoSoup]

This. Federer bears a striking resemblance to Marlon Brando in the second picture,while he outshines the watch in the first picture.

 

[Sentinel]

Someone get me the smelling salts
The reek of manliness is too much for me !

 

[samboy01]

Nadal's butt alone is hotter than full Federer.

 

[ronalditop]

Shakira called Nadal instead of Roger to be on her vid because first of all they know each other very well, and second of all they both have huge asses.

 

[Dedans Penthouse]

Marlon?....who "NOSE??" .....maybe Malden

This. Federer bears a striking resemblance to Marlon Brando in the second picture

,while he outshines the watch in the first picture.

About that "first photo" where he outshines the watch???
Pal, please take a look at that bulbous hooter sittin' on his face!

That's KARL MALDEN'S "tomato-schnozzole" he's sporting there sport.



"Hey Mister, do you think I look like Marlon Brando?"
"No Metroboy."

Seriously OP (Superstition, is that you?), what were you thinking?
THIS is what constitutes Hollywood leading-man good looks
(note: you can't even see Brando's *intense eyes* and yet he still 'carries it off')

OPTHAMOLOGY: know it, love it, consult it (wink)

 

[Justdoit10]

About that "first photo" where he outshines the watch???
Pal, please take a look at that bulbous hooter sittin' on his face!

That's KARL MALDEN'S "tomato-schnozzole" he's sporting there sport.



"Hey Mister, do you think I look like Marlon Brando?"
"No Metroboy."

Seriously OP (Superstition, is that you?), what were you thinking?
THIS is what constitutes Hollywood leading-man good looks
(note: you can't even see Brando's *intense eyes* and yet he still 'carries it off')

OPTHAMOLOGY: know it, love it, consult it (wink)

Marlon Brando was ugly himself.

 

[Dilettante]

This. Federer bears a striking resemblance to Marlon Brando in the second picture,while he outshines the watch in the first picture.

Now I understand whay they opened a thread about you in the Odds and Ends section.

You're just magnificent.

 

[Cyan]

A headband looks elegant on federer,but looks brutish on Nadal. Federer looks like he's waltzing on water when playing,but Nadal looks like he's fighting for his life while playing.

Federer is the perfect example of what Adonis would look like if he wasn't a Greek god. He simply reeks of manliness and feminine-like elegance,almost surreal and dreamy. Absolutely has the ability to put girls,middle-aged women and grannies into a trance. Shame the Queen isn't going to watch him play but a moose instead. Even Federer's locks are neatly in place and curled no matter how much he moves after a rally. He makes a straw hat look as expensive as a Cartier watch.

Shakira should have asked Federer to be in her video instead of Nadal. His hotness is unrivalled on the ATP Tour.

Fed is a hot as Quentin Tarantino :lol:

 

[Six.One.Tour.90FAN]

Are you gay? I'm going to assume you're a woman though.

says the person who's username is "Chris Crocker"

90

 

[Fate Archer]

Alexandr Dolgopolov Jr??? :twisted:

 

[hawk eye]

Alexandr Dolgopolov Jr??? :twisted:

I see more resemblance with that guy, what's his name.. who directed Pulp Fiction.

 

[yellowoctopus]

And Fed being in the 'gypsy' video would have defeated the purpose of the vid in the first place; Shakira wanted to make out Rafa, no one else would have done. :twisted:

The Gitanos have a subtle way of getting back at España favorite son. Who do you think is in control?

 

[Tina]

I like this picture. God, feel like I have to move to Spain!

 

[tangerine]

The court of public opinion disagrees with you. It is Nadal who gets all the wolf whistles and cat calls when he takes his shirt off, whereas Federer, the human carpet, does not.

 

[Sentinel]

The court of public opinion disagrees with you. It is Nadal who gets all the wolf whistles and cat calls when he takes his shirt off, whereas Federer, the human carpet, does not.

Hey, don't mess with TomatoKetchup.

 

[mindgrinder]

Ur Id says it all

 

[pvaudio]

Yes,but she met him and had lunch with him :mrgreen:

edit-Is it necessary to bow down to her?

She isn't the prime minister; she's the queen, so yes.

 

[pvaudio]

The Gitanos have a subtle way of getting back at España favorite son. Who do you think is in control?

"OMG thees is...a...uh, they call them...uh...i think...girls, no? My english...not so good..."

Nadal looks terrified :lol:

 

[TomatoSoup]

The court of public opinion disagrees with you. It is Nadal who gets all the wolf whistles and cat calls when he takes his shirt off, whereas Federer, the human carpet, does not.

Mankind has never learned to appreciate human hair. At least Sir Fed has an excess amount of hair,better than Sir Nadal who lacks lush brown locks on the top of his head.

 

[PCXL-Fan]

 

[kimbahpnam]

isn't 'hot' a temperature?

 

[settolove]

The court of public opinion disagrees with you. It is Nadal who gets all the wolf whistles and cat calls when he takes his shirt off, whereas Federer, the human carpet, does not.

There's definitely some whistles going on in the background here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PtOBJjQVMs

I don't get why these things are always Fed vs Nadal. Any male tennis player who takes his shirt off during the course of a match will get wolf whistles. Doesn't matter who it is.

Some people find Fed attractive, some people find Nadal attractive. Some people find both attractive. And some people think both of them have been hit by the fugly stick. C'est la vie. Does it always have to be an argument?

 

[Cyan]

:lol:

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